Asmo: 'Person Of Interest' Is Almost Too Flattering.

Asmo: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Asmo: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

MC: Am I going too far?

Lucifer: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

MC: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Lucifer does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Satan: If Lucifer were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Lucifer jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

MC: You jump off a cliff!

Satan: Gladly. Provided Lucifer did first.

Belphie: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

MC: How do I deal with my enemies?

Belphie: Kill them

MC: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Belphie: Kill them only a little?

MC: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Belphie: *turning to Mammon* How tall are you?