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Asmo: You Can De-escalate Any Situation By Simply Saying, 'Are We About To Kiss?'
Asmo: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Mammon: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
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Satan: What did you do with MC's body?
Belphie: What didn’t I do with the body?
Satan:
Belphie: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse disrespectfully.
Asmo: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
MC: What?
Lucifer: That you're a child.
Mammon: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
Mammon: So I heard you like bad boys. Lucky for you I’m bad at everything.
MC: Mammon, no.
MC: HELP! I TOLD LUCIFER I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Mammon, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Lucifer: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Belphie: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
MC: I got distracted about halfway through.
Satan: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.