Smack Talking/taunting With Impostor AU Genshin Part 2

Smack talking/taunting with Impostor AU Genshin Part 2

Kazuha:

"Rhyme with me kazoo

Why do you make haiku dude?

Zer0 is better"

"I never knew why you're named after this instrument *plays "The only thing I know for real" on the kazoo*"

Ningguang:

"Lining your pockets won't make them invincible"

"Your power is literally just throwing rocks at people"

"For being a rich person, you're a four star"

"Hey, wouldn't your Mora mean nothing now since it's production stopped?"

"How many Jade Chambers do you need?"

"Y'know, Zhongli is actually Morax and he retire by faking his death. I'm not talking smack, I'm just being honest here"

Diluc:

"How's your father?- Oh wait"

"You're good, you should join Favonius"

"Mondstadt wouldn't improve if you keep being a vigilante"

"You're basically just batman with fire powers."

Kaeya:

"How's your brother?"

"You're literally worth nothing, I got you for free"

"You're not really "cool" ya know?"

Kokomi:

*just eat some fish in front of her*

"Beating you is gonna be like shooting fish in a barrel"

Bennett:

"I roll to insult you *rolls a dice and gets a nat20*. Now your turn"

Barbruh:

"Your Archon is a fricken vacuum cleaner"

"I have never once had the thought of tearing out my ears until I heard your music."

Childe:

"Oh my God! It's Ed Sheeran!"

"You gotten beat by blonde kid throwing rocks at you"

"Your legacy is quite foul" (I'll see myself out on that one)

I dunno, maybe they think of it as a prototype world for your creations or a place to relax to. But I have a thought that they would try to implement your builds into their world

Here's a new thought that the almighty shower has gifted me.

So what if the Sagau (cult au) characters can see your game library and history? Like they can watch you play other games without you knowing.

Those of you out there that play Destiny, the characters would be surprised that you and others can manipulate multiple elements and one that they've never seen before (Void). Also, some would interested by the advanced weaponry you use that had killed god-like and strong enemies *cough* probably Childe *cough*. Hell, they'll believe that you created the Traveler (a "god" that's a giant machine filled golfball) and the Darkness (who has a 3d Dorito fleet).

Those of you that play like DOOM, they'll believe that you focus on ending demons so they don't come to their world. Xinyan would love the soundtrack, probably.

But I like to believe that they think you just make people hosts for your power or just create them to play the games.

All in all, I believe the characters will build a believe that you go to other worlds to stop threats that might come for them. While also coming back to check on and help the world of Teyvat. That's the kind of caring God you are.

Yes, I love Inazuma for it's a-...uhh...*checks notes* natural sceneries

Here's a tip that'll guarantee a character on the banner. Post a threat that addresses said charcter, they'll come home

(I got a list somewhere)

"Craven Morehead"

"Eric Shin"

Or

"Jack Kinoff"

Okay in sagau, i know there's this scenario where the khaenri'ah bois know that the imposter is actually the real deal and they either go to the abyss with them to protect them or try to prove people that the imposter is legit.

So I have this short brainrot scenario where they would try to prove people that they're wrong. They're holding a meeting in the abyss and the reader is included (they're seated at the very head of the table). They talked about infiltrating a party hosted by some rich person but this party is also a huge info exchanging fest so they gotta go in disguises.

Not wanting the reader to feel left out in the meeting, they let the reader make their identities and fake names, since reader really can't come with them to the party.

Kaeya: ...then, our disguises are handled by our alchemist, Albedo. Your grace, will you be okay making our identities and fake names?

Dain: The names don't have to be so complicated or sophisticated. Simple is more preferable to avoid catching any unnecessary attention.

Albedo: Here's the official guest list, just write our fake names down, starting with the last names. After that, we'll immediately transport this back to the worker's office table as if it was never stolen.

Reader:

Reader: 'the absolute power I hold right now'

*in a Warhammer 40k Imperium Space Marine voice*

Brothers and sisters of battle, a heretical sickness as gotten to me. My thoughts of writing have gone temporarily extinct, but my will to resist this is exceeding more than normally. I can only think of stupid scenarios than a story.