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Talking smack with characters in Impostor Au
Inspired by Jetstream Sam from Metal Gear Rising
(Warning: Use of a curse word)
Gorou:
"Y'know, for a male dog. You surely are a bitch"
"If you don't follow your orders, then you won't get a treat, eh?"
"Hey, can you give Ms. Hina a message for me?"
"Has Kokomi gotten you neutered yet?"
Kojou Sara:
"Good birdie, want some bread?"
"Oop, missed me"
"I wonder what you would feel when your vision gets taken?"
"How does it feel knowing your Archon likes another bird?"
Ei:
"You're not doing well honoring your sister"
"Have you asked on what Yae ate today?"
Raiden Shogun:
"You're pretty good for a bucket of bolts"
"I can't tell if Scaradouche is better than you or not"
Smack talking/taunting with Impostor AU Genshin Part 2
Kazuha:
"Rhyme with me kazoo
Why do you make haiku dude?
Zer0 is better"
"I never knew why you're named after this instrument *plays "The only thing I know for real" on the kazoo*"
Ningguang:
"Lining your pockets won't make them invincible"
"Your power is literally just throwing rocks at people"
"For being a rich person, you're a four star"
"Hey, wouldn't your Mora mean nothing now since it's production stopped?"
"How many Jade Chambers do you need?"
"Y'know, Zhongli is actually Morax and he retire by faking his death. I'm not talking smack, I'm just being honest here"
Diluc:
"How's your father?- Oh wait"
"You're good, you should join Favonius"
"Mondstadt wouldn't improve if you keep being a vigilante"
"You're basically just batman with fire powers."
Kaeya:
"How's your brother?"
"You're literally worth nothing, I got you for free"
"You're not really "cool" ya know?"
Kokomi:
*just eat some fish in front of her*
"Beating you is gonna be like shooting fish in a barrel"
Bennett:
"I roll to insult you *rolls a dice and gets a nat20*. Now your turn"
Barbruh:
"Your Archon is a fricken vacuum cleaner"
"I have never once had the thought of tearing out my ears until I heard your music."
Childe:
"Oh my God! It's Ed Sheeran!"
"You gotten beat by blonde kid throwing rocks at you"
"Your legacy is quite foul" (I'll see myself out on that one)
Smack talking to Sagau impostor au characters: Dottore edition
-Boy, how the hell did come from looking like the annoying theater kid and the annoying nerd in the front of the class that goes "Uh actually- 🤓" everytime the teacher says something.
To looking like your stereotypical emo villain that's a background character in One Punch Man?
-Did you try to change your style after your 50th restraining order? Like damn, the only reason people like your creepy ass is cuz you gotten a glow up. Yet the only constant is that you probably still don't get any maidens.
-I can't take you seriously when you're looking like you just listen to Skillet's "Monster" classical music cover.
-Your hair looks like the failure of someone trying to make Baja-blast ice cream
-(probably my weakest) Albedo called and he wants his coat back
