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Smack talking/taunting with Impostor AU Genshin Part 2
Kazuha:
"Rhyme with me kazoo
Why do you make haiku dude?
Zer0 is better"
"I never knew why you're named after this instrument *plays "The only thing I know for real" on the kazoo*"
Ningguang:
"Lining your pockets won't make them invincible"
"Your power is literally just throwing rocks at people"
"For being a rich person, you're a four star"
"Hey, wouldn't your Mora mean nothing now since it's production stopped?"
"How many Jade Chambers do you need?"
"Y'know, Zhongli is actually Morax and he retire by faking his death. I'm not talking smack, I'm just being honest here"
Diluc:
"How's your father?- Oh wait"
"You're good, you should join Favonius"
"Mondstadt wouldn't improve if you keep being a vigilante"
"You're basically just batman with fire powers."
Kaeya:
"How's your brother?"
"You're literally worth nothing, I got you for free"
"You're not really "cool" ya know?"
Kokomi:
*just eat some fish in front of her*
"Beating you is gonna be like shooting fish in a barrel"
Bennett:
"I roll to insult you *rolls a dice and gets a nat20*. Now your turn"
Barbruh:
"Your Archon is a fricken vacuum cleaner"
"I have never once had the thought of tearing out my ears until I heard your music."
Childe:
"Oh my God! It's Ed Sheeran!"
"You gotten beat by blonde kid throwing rocks at you"
"Your legacy is quite foul" (I'll see myself out on that one)
I did some Jude taunts??!!!! She's a spunky and silly lil thing VuV this sheet is also supposed to be partnered with @jellazticious 's boy Pascal cus he made a taunt sheet as well. Go look at his stuff, that is an order 🔥
I wonder if ya'll can recognize any of the memes too ajdjdjs
Bonus stuff under the cut, some scrapped taunts + her gijinka + a bunch of random sketches cus why not
In her human design, she's a rlly tall as hecc gurl btw, like 6'5. Just thought that was important information to disclose VuV
She got Vigi's ruggedness and Pepper's height & gigachad chin (also while ya'll weren't looking, I gave my human pepperman freckles lol) (actually they all do, freckles are elite)
And on the bottom three have Jell's pepperino shipchild, Pascal. Idk why but we kinda treat our kids like weird cousin/siblings. They're absolute chaos lmao
My friend loves TF2, so this was his Christmas present, from me and a few of his other friends.
My friend loves TF2, so this was his Christmas present, from me and a few of his other friends.