Sometimes My Brain Be Like....

Sometimes my brain be like....

Gotta love mathematicians for never being able to name concepts normally

When you put in more effort in the 1 credit subsidiary course rather than the 3 credit core course.

All that I wanted,

All I did not,

Was so much different,

From what I got.

- Me

I was sort of dozing off in math class today. I could hear wisps of what the professor was saying, as I fought with my body to stay awake. But then I was shocked into wakefulness, when I heard the professor say, " so we have proved that 5 is equal to 1. Okay everyone? Everyone got that? 5 is equal to 1! "

For a brief second, I was more confused and lost than I ever remember being in my life.

The professor was already moving on to the next proof. Everybody was nodding in agreement and hurrying to note it down. I looked at the blackboard and everything looked like normal stuff that we were doing before. But it felt like I had crossed over to another universe. My brain could not find any other sensible solution for the situation.

And then I finally found the statement of the proof and realized that the professor meant that we had proven that statement number 5 and statement number 1, were equivalent.

the only thing i have in common with Henry Winter... is his migraine.