I Was Sort Of Dozing Off In Math Class Today. I Could Hear Wisps Of What The Professor Was Saying, As

I was sort of dozing off in math class today. I could hear wisps of what the professor was saying, as I fought with my body to stay awake. But then I was shocked into wakefulness, when I heard the professor say, " so we have proved that 5 is equal to 1. Okay everyone? Everyone got that? 5 is equal to 1! "

For a brief second, I was more confused and lost than I ever remember being in my life.

The professor was already moving on to the next proof. Everybody was nodding in agreement and hurrying to note it down. I looked at the blackboard and everything looked like normal stuff that we were doing before. But it felt like I had crossed over to another universe. My brain could not find any other sensible solution for the situation.

And then I finally found the statement of the proof and realized that the professor meant that we had proven that statement number 5 and statement number 1, were equivalent.

When you have to understand in 10 minutes what took people centuries to come up with. It indeed was "quite difficult to grasp"

Sometimes my brain be like....

When I was young, I used to think that being bisexual, doubled your chances of finding your soul mate.

Gotta love mathematicians for never being able to name concepts normally

Anybody’s noticed those discordant piano notes in Olivia Rodrigo’s ‘Jealousy, Jealousy’...? I am like, genuinely impressed how they level up the crazy-with-jealousy, wild vibe of the song.