Wisp-of-thought - ♡ It Aches Softer Here ♡

Lord of Shadows 💙🖤💙 Trying to forgot queen of air and darkness is still two years away...

“It's not the face, but the expressions on it. It's not the voice, but what you say. It's not how you look in that body, but the thing you do with it. You are beautiful.” ― Stephenie Meyer, The Host 🖤💙🖤

Short but accurate summaries of popular books/series: part 2

Lunar Chronicles: The Earth finally gets its shit together. Unfortunately, the moon has other ideas.

39 Clues: Worst. Treasure hunt. Ever.

The Selection: Rich man thinks The Bachelor is a valid way to choose a monarch. Degree of success varies between attempts.

Shatter Me: The tales of Cinnamon Bun Girl and Problematic Fave Boy.

These Broken Stars: Heterosexuals in space. People die and things explode.

Legend: Literally the entire plot would've been avoided had the male lead waited another week to do the Stupid Thing™

Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children: Every day is Throwback Tuesday.

Daughter of Smoke and Bone: Magic and infinite knowledge at the cost of eternal pain. Choice is yours.

The Song of Achilles: This story is over 3000 years old, yet the ending still takes us by surprise.

Mara Dyer: The choice between mental stability and evil superpowers is somehow supposed to be hard.

A Darker Shade of Magic: Taking the ring to Mordor, except with less history lectures.

H.I.V.E.: Adults continuously fail to realize that when it comes to being clever sadistic little shits, teenagers have them beat by a mile.

Artemis Fowl: Teenage Irish Mycroft Holmes discovers Fairies are real. What happens next is fun for the whole family.

Good Omens: An angel and a demon decide they can make a better plan than God. Whether they were right is up to debate.

Divergent: A world in which having an actual well-rounded personality is a crime by birth and punishable by death.

The Magisterium: The wonderful misadventures of preteen Voldemort, Human Labrador, Hermione, and their pet demon puppy.

The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]