Willow, Having Recently Lost Their Glasses: KILL THE LADYBUG!!!!

Willow, having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE LADYBUG!!!!

Gus: ...That's a gecko-

Luz: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Hunter: Several traffic violations.

Willow: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Gus: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Amity: Also, that's not our car.

Chloe: I only have 6 weeks left to live.

Max: Oh my god, really?!

Chloe: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

Grime: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

Max, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I'd like to thank Chloe, the love of my life, for telling me Victoria was going to win and to not bother preparing a speech.

Enid: You're gonna be just fine, we'll fix you right up

Wednesday, bleeding out in the courtyard: Now is not the time for optimism. My innards are becoming outards