K Im Still Working On The Pokemon Comic, Buuuut My Brain Will NOT Stfu, So Have This Dumb Idea:

K im still working on the pokemon comic, buuuut my brain will NOT stfu, so have this dumb idea:

So let's say that master kohga is an asshole who is abusive to the yiga. Some younger teen yiga want to go see the world for themselves. They don't understand why they are training for a war they already won 100 years ago. Kohga, the bastard that he is, forbids the younger yiga from going and exploring. Then Link shows up, kicks Kohga's ass, and in the process accidentaly adopts a bunch of yiga. Link and his yiga kids agree that the king of hyrule was an ass. His kids may not have met the king but they grew up being told stories of how much of an ass he was by the elder yigas. Eventually Link saves Zelda and the first words the yiga kiddos hear out of her mouth is "goddess, fuck the king. He was an ass." Link's yiga kids start calling Zelda mom after that.

Next dumb thought: this Link being Wild from the linked universe au. The chain plus Wild's kids go through a portal that drops them off in pre calamity Wild's hyrule. Insert Wild, his yiga kids, Time, and Sky going off to throw hands with the king right here.

So I just binged all the hyrule warriors age of calamity trailers, and I wanna ramble about my thoughts.

1) ... bruh does this mean hyrule warriors (the original) is cannon now???

2) WE GET TO SEE THE DEVINE BEASTS PRE BEING CORRUPTED HELL YEAH

3) ... Link has the sheikah slate bombs. That means he can use the sheikah slate. I thought the reason no one could activate the shrines was because Link was never given the slate?????? Also that in it of itself is a rant for another time

4) excuse me all of the champions can use the sheikah slate's runes?? Does that mean there was more than just one sheikah slate?

5) oh sh%# the ending is gonna h u r t

6) it apears that Link isn't the only champion with the time slow ability, interesting...

7) will I get to punch the king?? Please tell me I'll get to punch the king.

8) what is this smol eggy child? And is it just me or does it look like it has a cork in it, meaning it can hold stuff inside it?

9) ... I, uh, koga?? It's... it's a different koga surely? Maybe it's a seinor/junior kinda thing??

10) OH SHIT WAS THAT YUGA???? Could also be vaati with that eye circlet... but damn that looked like yuga or am I just crazy?

11) I was not expecting Impa to look so much like her granddaughter... or to act like her.

And for something only like, 2 people who know me will get:

*deep inhale* sheikah text sheikah text sheikah text SHEIKAH TEXT SHEIKAH TEXT SHEIKAH TEXT SHEIKAH TE-

A long while back I was talking to my girlfriend about various races and creatures in the loz series I would like to see make a return, and then I started drawing a bunch of them with various things from botw.

Yet another dumb au idea because it's 3 am where I am:

So, let's say the fierce deity is actually the goddess of time. And the goddess of time is actually gender fluid. So, after the events of majora's mask, the hero of time becomes the diety of time's avatar. Then the two of them end up in hyrule warriors. The fierce deity catches wind of how it was the guardian of time who started this mess. The fierce diety immediately take control of Link's body - transforming the hero as if he had put on the god's mask - and makes a B line for the temple of seers.

Meanwhile, Lana and Cia are arguing. That is until the door is quiet literally disintegrated, revealing a very pissed off time god.

The feirce diety fixes the two sorceresses with the most terrifying disappointed dad glare as he informs them that "you're both grounded."

Ok I am so sorry this took so long college decided to slap me with a mountain of assignments seconds after I sent you that ask. Also I am still writing the explanation of the au(s) cuz I don't have a lot if free time right now. So untill I finish writing the whole thing the only shortened version I will give you is in the form of these out of context descriptions:

Nayru: I didn't use to care but now I do and now I am regretting some of my past decisions.

Din: what could go wrong with sponsoring the literal embodiment of a dead diety's grief as my champion in a cosmic game of chess?

Din, later: ...ok so maybe I fucked up. But like, it's no problem right? Right??

Farore, before the incident^tm: an ADHD fuled ray of sunshine.

Farore, post the incident^tm: *pointing at nayru, din, and hylia* never speak to me, or my children, ever again.

Alternatively: no talk me im angy.

Hylia: *about the goddess of time* I am NOT jealous of them. Why would I be jealous of them? They and their facinating control of time and their incredible sway over mortals, suck.

The goddess of time, before the incident^tm: *holding some mortals* I just think they're neat.

The goddess of time post the incident^tm: E̵̺̝̣͊̂̒ẍ̸̛͎̞͍̜́̒̔̒̾̀̾i̸͙̻̯̣̬̠̞̒̂͜s̷̨̒̎̕̕͠t̶͉̜͗̽̄̔ė̶̔͘n̴̤̻̭̼̜̜̋̀͑ć̸͖͑͜͠e̶͋̎̍͆̋ ̵̻̹̎͐̓͂́î̸̠̮̰̖̼͒̂ͅs̵̩͇̆͛̒̄̄̚ ̸͚͕̪̑̓́̈̎͜͜s̸͇̗̞͈͔̽u̴͔̫̪͓̺̝̩͂͜f̷̮͎͓̺͑̇̍͠f̸͚̖̣̮̰̲̞͑͊́́̇̚ͅê̶̝̘̯̟̈́̑̎̐̕r̶̟̱͇̍͝ĩ̵̜͇̫̙̦̘͉̝̅̐n̸͙̺̪̖̮̞͚̑͒̚g̷̡̹̖̀

The giants: depression napping

The feirce diety(first AU): I got yeeted for doing my job.

The feirce diety (second AU): tired older brother who is begging his 2 siblings to just be calm for 2 seconds please.

Majora(second AU): chaos gremlin

Malice/demise (first AU): *becomes a shambling mass of shapes, chanting ominously about the golden three's sins*

Demise (second AU): imma pull a hamlet. Im going down, but you're ALL going down with me.

Farore, the goddess of time, and the fierce deity (first AU): 3 gods, chillin in a hot tuuub~ all snuggled up cuz they're real gay!

Majora, fierce deity, and demise (second AU): siblings, siblings, siblings, siblings! *sibling dance commences*

*me, doing a wiggle dance in your direction after seeing that that you too have big questions TM for hylia and the royal family about how they treat the sheikah* Hey wanna hear about my one theory/au that explores the morality of all of the higher being of the zelda universe, and was started because I stopped and asked "wait, why is majora so self destructive?"

Yes pwease ❤❤❤

spoilers for Crown Tundra

I really don’t like the dynamax adventures. who thought that forcing the player to pick rental pokemon was a good idea? I’m the kind of player who has their pokemon only know attack moves, so being forced to use a pokemon that knows mostly status moves or whatever sucks. also the fact that you can only keep one pokemon?? Not good??? also why is there a timer when you are going single player? That makes no sense. I literally need to figure out if I can even work with this completely unfamiliar pokemon's moveset, whose move may not be ones I even recognize, and I only have 15 seconds?????

look, I’m not normally one to complain, I wasn’t even upset about the whole pokedex cut, but this urks me. I spent hours training and bonding with my team, I want to have MY pokemon with me.