Harry Is Not Third Wheeling He's Literally Their Son

harry is not third wheeling he's literally their son

Hermione: Why are you following me? Ron: Because we’re dating now? Hermione: Okay… what about Harry? Ron: We’re a package deal Harry: Buy one idiot, get one free

FANFIC TITLES SPOILER!

No one fucking asked for it, but I'm going insane I think? Can't sleep well even if my life depends on it, anxiety 24/7, so why not REALLY write the one/two shot fanfic for Aegon x Reader and Aemond x Reader after rook's rest with canon divergence?

Soon I'll post the tags/warnings, bye folks

What do you think about sub!yeosang AND sub!yunho? Like, together with dom!reader?

I think that Yunho would be a little hard to handle, because he wants to please? Yes, but he's like, too energetic, do I think it would have both reader AND Yeosang to calm him down a little bit before and after a scene!

I really don't know what to expect about Yeosang, I guess it would depend on the day? Because I really can't see him as the most well-behaved sub, this man is a TEASE

Sorry for the bad English

so im getting hybrid!!! vibes from this ask,,, hope its okay that thats where i took this! and dont worry hon, your english is fine :) thank you SO much for requesting i had (a little too much) fun with this!!!

this is a long one (oops) so im putting it below the cut!

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puppy love

your golden retriever, yunho, had you lying against his chest, his large, erect cock pressing into your lower back, warm and leaking. he held your thighs against his, making sure to give yeosang, the doberman at the foot of the bed, an enticing view of your glistening, swollen pussy spread wide. yunho's tail began to wag when yeosang's eyes locked themselves in place over your pussy, taking in every centimeter of your hot, wet skin.

"is she wet?" yunho asked, his ears perked and cheeks flushed.

"mm," the shy puppy responded, nodding his head. his hand was wrapped around his tall, veiny cock but not moving just yet. he was waiting for yunho to pleasure you first, like the obedient boy he was.

meanwhile, your clit throbbed, left painfully alone, and you started to squirm. "yunho," you whimpered, "don't keep mommy waiting. be a good boy." his tail wagged even faster as he turned his attention back to you and the heat between your legs. his long and capable fingers found their way to your clit and he softly rubbed little circles into it, causing you to moan.

yeosang began to pump himself slowly, his eyes shifting between your pleasureful expression and your dripping pussy. meanwhile yunho's focus was fixed on pleasing you. he continued rubbing your clit until you started getting worked up, when he slid two fingers slowly inside your entrance, immediately seeking out your sweet spot like a magnet. you moaned louder and with every thrust you felt something within you getting tighter and tighter.

"wait," you said suddenly. yunho's fingers disappeared. yeosang watched you attentively. "sangie," you cooed, "would you like a turn?" his tail wagged meekly, but he shook his head no. "you don't want to have fun with mommy?" you asked, your surprise evident. yeosang just blushed deeper, his ears sinking back. by this point you were confused. "use your words, honey." "wanna taste mommy," he said, barely above a whisper, his dick twitching at his own words.

you smiled and said, "good boy." then yeosang was between your legs, his face buried in the spot you needed him most. his skillful tongue made easy work of your clit, and he greedily lapped up the juices spilling from your eager hole. meanwhile, yunho's hands had now busied themselves with your breasts, grabbing and kneading large handfuls of plush skin, fingertips tweaking your hardened nipples.

you moaned as you got closer to the edge, "ah, yeosang... yunho..." closer, and closer, and...

it stopped. yeosang fucking stopped. your angry eyes shot down at the mischievous ones between your legs. "yeosang!" you tried to sound stern, but it came out as a whine. "naughty boy, bad dog!" the shit-eating grin on the doberman's face only grew at your scolding, his tail wagging shamelessly side to side. yunho giggled behind you, placing a kiss behind your ear in hopes of calming you down.

without warning, yeosang dove in again, his tongue on your clit and moving faster than before. it took only seconds before you finally came undone, your clit throbbing rhythmically against yeosang's tongue, yunho's arms wrapping around you soothingly. both your boys helped you gently ride the waves of your orgasm, your doberman leaving no drop of your arousal behind as he lapped at your hole.

as your body finally came to relax against yunho, he excitedly slid his hand between your legs again, saying, "come for us again, mommy!"

you gently pulled his hand away as your sensitive body flinched at his touch. "not yet, baby," you said, "mommy needs to relax first. do you boys want a turn?"

you watched yeosang's ears perk up and tail wag at your suggestion. "yes, mommy," yunho cheered, "please, please!"

you instructed yeosang to sit in yunho's lap, which he happily obeyed, yunho giving him a peck on the lips and ruffling his hair lovingly. yeosang blushed at this, biting his lip. both boys gasped when their neglected and sensitive cocks bumped together. a string of their mixed pre-cum kept them connected as they pulled apart, and you moaned at the sight.

"stay like that," you commanded them. their dicks touched again, causing them to twitch, and they stayed pressed together. both men were throbbing, dripping and hot. you could only imagine how good they felt in such a close, intimate position. or how good they were going to feel once you amped it up.

"good boys," you said as you gently wrapped a hand around their cock heads. you kept your grip light as you slid down to the base of their cocks, and tightened as you slid back up. both men began to moan, their bodies stiffening and legs starting to twitch. your grip got progressively stronger as you worked them up, pumping them at a steady pace, pressing their sensitive flesh closer together.

you bent down, licking a stripe over both of their heads, back and forth, until yeosang began to pant. you glanced at him, mouth agape with his tongue hanging out, a bead of drool collecting at the tip. his bangs stuck to his sweaty face and his skin shone a lovely shade of rose. his eyelids were heavy as he stared at the golden retriever across from him.

you took this as your cue to wrap your lips around the tip of yeosang's dick, your hand picking up its pace. you sucked on him hard until his pants turned into breathy moans, and when his hips started to fumble, you released him from your mouth, allowing him to shoot his hot, white seed into the air. it messed his and yunho's cock and abdomen, coating your hand as well.

you dutifully began licking yunho clean, sucking him off the same you did yeosang and now only pumping him. and only seconds later, he followed behind the doberman. his voice was loud and high-pitched as he came, his face flushed and broad chest heaving. yeosang stroked the taller man's cheek lovingly, leaning in to give him a proper kiss as he rode the subsiding waves of his orgasm.

"what good boys i have." you smiled sincerely, your heart feeling warm at the sight of your puppies all fucked out and exhausted, but still caring and sweet. you kissed both of them on their cheeks and said, "let's get cleaned up. who wants a bath?"

This scene was SO telling of their dynamic.

Aziraphale asserts his dominance and TELLS, not asks, Crowley to apologize:

Crowley *attempts* a half-hearted fight:

But quickly submits:

Aziraphale, being the good dom that he is, praises his demon for doing as he was told:

There's a scene, I think in S2, that's right at the end of the EP, where Lila and Diego are sleeping together and I SWEAR THAT DIEGO IS WITH HIS HANDS TIED BEHIND HIS BACK

This man is a bottom, ma'ams

Diego Hargreeves is a bottom

No i wont take criticism

All of yall who are sexualizing these boys (and YES that includes the show) are evil as hell. You are sexualizing actors who are portraying two REAL RAPE VICTIM'S STORY. You are calling the actors sexy while they are playing a role that revolves around them being brutally sodomized. They bled and you think it's okay to sexualize them? One was hospitalized for damage to his throat from constant rape and you think it's okay to horny post about them? Never talk about them again. I hope to GOD you never get assaulted and some creep makes an incesty horny show about your story. As Tyra Banks once said, "LEARN FROM THIS"