(in)correct Bnha Quotes Prt. 4----

(in)correct Bnha quotes Prt. 4 --ｷﾘﾄﾘｾﾝ--

at a sleepover Reader, talking about their crush: "I dont want to be too graphic, but I want him to crush my throat, snap my back and hide my body" Uraraka: "Same girl, periodt" Yaoyorozu: "Yall need Jesus❤️" ☆━━━━━━━━━━━☆ Ashido: " I love going as Zombies for Halloween" Sero: "How do you do that?Just not wear any concealer?🤡" Ashido:"6ft under the ground would really suit you rn♥" ☆━━━━━━━━━━━☆ former Todoroki:I make loneliness✨look cute. Maybe I´m born with it, maybe its the clinical depression"

☆━━━━━━━━━━━☆ Kirishima: "What that mouth do?" Bakugou: "Argue" Midoriya: "mutter mutter mutter" Mina: "Talk shit and complain" Reader: "Imma Eat" ☆━━━━━━━━━━━☆

Bakugou: "The only time I´m totally chill is at yoga or hiking" Sero: "So youre trying to say that the whole other time youre whimsical and fun?" Kaminari:"-wait are we going to ignore the yoga part?" Bakugou: "You always have to open your damn mouth" Kirishima:" yes Denki, we are" Sero: "What´s that supposed to mean?!" Ashido: "I wonder if he knows the updog" Bakugou: "I won´t fall for that"

Todays brainrot 🧠🥴

After a fight with Shouto Todoroki you ghost him on all platforms and don’t answer his calls.

But your eyes widen when he stands on your doorstep with the newest version of a phone and says: “ I’ve got you a new phone because your old one is broken. That’s why you couldn’t answer my messages, right? I also apologise for the things I’ve said to you”

You didn’t have the heart to tell him you ignored him on purpose and hugged him instead.

(You also politely declined the new phone, by saying yours was doing a weird update)

bnha (in)correct quotes Pt.1 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Katsuki: Fuck you! Reader: Do it yourself coward Katsuki: le blush Denki: I think they broke him ・・・★・・・・・★・・・・・ Denki: The test was fearly easy. Aizawa gave us a lot of time too Eijirou: I´m still surprised, yeah Sero: Absolutely Mina: Periodt Reader: Really? I think the part on the back was hard. -silence- Denki, Eijirou, Sero and Mina: THERE WAS A BACK?! Katsuki: I´m not even surprised anymore. ・・・★・・・・・★・・・・・

Denki: That´s my best idea ever! Sero: That´s your BEST?

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Mina: *searching her phone while using it as a flashlight* Reader: let me help you! Katsuki: We´re doomed ・・・★・・・・・★・・・・・ Enji Todoroki: Shoto! Would you jump off a cliff if your friends did? Shoto Todoroki : I would be the first one, but go off ・・・★・・・・・★・・・・・

Izuku: we've only got hope left, there is nothing else. Shinsou: I´ve got a massive headache and my gucci eyebags, if you ask me

(in)correct BNHA Quotes Pt.9

WARNINGS: swearing and sexual innuendos

Aizawa: *smiling and humming* Hizashi: Why are you smiling ? Aizawa: I´m not allowed to be happy? Hizashi: No, it´s fucking creepy ★━━━━━━━━━★ Toshinori: Why are you wearing pants with an additional hole? Nezu, tail wiggling angrily: Your body will have another additional hole, if you keep this up 🙂 Toshinori:😦 Nemuri: Did someone put salt in his coffee again? ★━━━━━━━━━★ Hawks: I´m not a good person Twice: Hell Yeah! Hawks: I´m a terrible person Twice: True, that´s probably why we get along so well🥰 ★━━━━━━━━━★ Best Jeanist: What´s the straightest thing you have ever done? Hawks: I killed a man ★━━━━━━━━━★ All Might: And if you wanna fuck me, take a picture and send it to a therapist to figure out, what birthday clown touched you🤡

LISTEN 👂agedup!reader x agedup!deku

This poor man is probably in so much pain.His body had to withstand so much stress and violence since he was a 15year old kid . Numerous injuries and a long relationship with hospital beds.

He would FOLD if his partner gave him a message. Or even a rough rub down. That mountain of a man is putty in your hands, as you work out all the knots in the muscles he built trough out his career.(You always appreciate his nice back too 🫦) . He was a GIVER his entire life, let him be greedy for once and enjoy the worship your magical hands give him.

Todays brainrot-Headcannon:🥰🥴🥰

Bakugou does not like your favourite radio channel, but listens to it anyway to keep you happy and watch you do dancey wiggles .

When he is out of country or the city, he connects to the channel -knowing damn well that somewhere- you are dancing and listening to it at the same time. Mans feels connected this way🥹

Imagine your surprise when he calls the producers and makes them play a little audio from him and your favourite song: “Hey Babe, hope you are having an amazing day. Don’t trip over your feet when you hear this next song: 🎶 “