The Biggest Lie In Fanfiction Is That Everyone Has A First Aid Kit In Their House. I Have Never Owned

The biggest lie in fanfiction is that everyone has a first aid kit in their house. I have never owned one in my life

Todays brainrot-Headcannon:🥰🥴🥰

Bakugou does not like your favourite radio channel, but listens to it anyway to keep you happy and watch you do dancey wiggles .

When he is out of country or the city, he connects to the channel -knowing damn well that somewhere- you are dancing and listening to it at the same time. Mans feels connected this way🥹

Imagine your surprise when he calls the producers and makes them play a little audio from him and your favourite song: “Hey Babe, hope you are having an amazing day. Don’t trip over your feet when you hear this next song: 🎶 “

I have always been extremely interested in this "rage rooms", like they have this room full of stuff you can brake or bring your own stuff too, and imagine with me, someone who doesn't have any sort of possibilities to have one of this rooms close nor have the money to enter one: shoto our dear child, hate his dad who naturally happens to has a massive liquor pantry, and one day he is the mood for chaos and I, as his partner who is also in the mood for chaos, happens to have a bat we can use to break everything on sight. Going on a little date to destroy someone's pantry....

Saying, just saying.

(in)correct Bnha quotes Pt.2 +:-:+:-:+:-:+:-:+: unstable villains

*at the hide out* Himiko : What cosmetic surgery would you do? Dabi: Totally my ass Himiko: For real? Dabi: yeah --silence-- Reader: Bitch , this face and body- and your ass is your biggest problem? －－－－（・Ａ・）－－－－ Tomura: I have an ugly day Dabi: More like a ugly lifetime －－－－（・Ａ・）－－－－ Magne: do you remember when you had that painful pussy cyst? Himiko: That was Herpes －－－－（・Ａ・）－－－－ Twice: Did any of you have a pet or anything? Dabi: I had a lizard that I burned (Spinner shrieking in the background) Tomura: I turned my dog into dust Reader: I have a living chicken tho *pointing at Hawks*

(in)correct Bnha quotes Pt. 8 ☆::::::::☆::::::::☆:::::::::

Uraraka: I don´t feel bad for rich people, it`s like feeling bad for famous people. Iida: But we did'nt ask for it, we were born into it! Uraraka: Neither did I. While you guys are crying in your mansion in gucci pyjamas , I´m crying at the Mc-Donalds parking lot. 'Cause I can't afford my chicken nuggets Todoroki: That is truly heartbreaking🤧 ●○●○●○●○●○●○●

Hawks: Well, villainry is all about POV right? Twice: True look at Stain and Dabi. Look at our relationship. Hawks: Most people think I´m a hero, but in reality I'm the villian. Twice: It's not even funny how true it is🥴 ●○●○●○●○●○ Reader: Can I have a confession? There was a time where I was sexually attracted to you👉👈 Dabi: You mean yesterday? 'Cause I can't relate🤡 Reader: Bitch my tongue was down your throat and I felt your di** rubbing onto me. Don`t lie into my face, you burned rat🤥 Shigaraki: wheezing ●○●○●○●○●○

Allmight: I'm sorry we broke your vase Recovery Girl:🙂 Midoriya: You're not mad? Recovery Girl:🙂 Allmight: Please don't be creepy, Ma'am Recovery Girl:🙂 Aizawa: She's probably thinking about a way to kill ya Recovery Girl:😀 Aizawa: Oop! She got an idea now

This.