The Biggest Lie In Fanfiction Is That Everyone Has A First Aid Kit In Their House. I Have Never Owned

The biggest lie in fanfiction is that everyone has a first aid kit in their house. I have never owned one in my life

Imagine leaving work and seeing Bakugou waiting for you across the street in full hero costume. You haven’t been dating long, but this is the first time you’ve seen him in his hero gear outside pictures and the media. Surprised to see him as you give him a soft smile, waving to your colleagues as you meet him across the street with a gentle kiss to the lips. And you find out that he’s come to meet you on his lunch break just to walk you to the train station and spend a few precious moments with you because he missed you.

Todays brainrot-Headcannon:🥰🥴🥰

Bakugou does not like your favourite radio channel, but listens to it anyway to keep you happy and watch you do dancey wiggles .

When he is out of country or the city, he connects to the channel -knowing damn well that somewhere- you are dancing and listening to it at the same time. Mans feels connected this way🥹

Imagine your surprise when he calls the producers and makes them play a little audio from him and your favourite song: “Hey Babe, hope you are having an amazing day. Don’t trip over your feet when you hear this next song: 🎶 “

🥹we need more of this 💥💳💥🫣💳🫣

Arranged marriage AU with Barbarian Bakugou who is so daunting to be around at first. He’s all gruff curses and broad shoulders and scarred cheeks and neck and jaw. He scowls constantly, stares at you while your parents auction you off like some show pig, but doesn’t say much to you besides a grunt of his name. You’re terrified, thinking that he’ll be cruel to you, that you’re being set up for a life full of unhappiness and terror and regret.

But he’s the exact opposite. Bakugou is gentle in ways a man of his size typically wouldn’t be, but he shrinks himself for you. Not in a way that diminishes his status as the newly appointed king, but to respect you, show you that you’re beside him instead of behind him.

He picks you berries on his hunts because he knows the smell of a fresh kill brings nausea to your stomach. You find him along with the other maidens and helpers around his village, sitting beside them, big fingers holding tiny little flowers that he weaves into a crown for you. When he sets it on your head, he purses his lips, mutters something under his breath in his language that you’re still not too familiar with, but sure it means something along the lines of pretty and soft.

And when he finds you bathing in the river only few have access to, he’s sweet the whole time. Doesn’t make a spectacle of you being naked, and is relieved when you don’t instantly cower when he wades his way over to you. You try not to stare at the clawed scars that decorate his pec and jaw when he stands above you, and it helps when he suddenly dumps water all over your head. He shushes you when you splutter, continues on with cupping his hands and letting the water run off of your hair and down your shoulders, scrubbing at your skin until your flesh squeaks. He doesn’t expect you to do the same for him, but he hums in satisfaction when you push him down a little lower so you can wash the crown of his head.

(in)correct bnha quotes Pt. 7 (งò▽ó)ว≡༄༅༄.༅.

Mitsuki: You are not a mistake Katsuki: ☺️ Mitsuki: You are a regret Katsuki: 😑 ●´I`●´I`●´I● Todoroki: What is wrong with you?! Midoriya: Ask what's right and the list would be a lot shorter🥱 ●´I`●´I`●´I● Reader: look at my new bathbomb! Kirishima: That's a toaster😀 Reader: .... Kirishima: Honey, are you alright? Reader, sobbing: Nah ●´I`●´I`●´I● Reader munching on Todorokis Soba: nomnom Todoroki: What´s in your mouth?🤨 Reader: ....... your dads di- Todoroki: Choke on it you thief!😒 ●´I`●´I`●´I`●

Kaminari: I love you☺️ Jirou: I could see that💅 As you should👸

This.