Hello! I Think I Want To Try And Start A Proper Obey Me Blog Lol

hello! i think i want to try and start a proper obey me blog lol

i like writing but never really have the confidence of posting my writings😔 so i hope i can start small with this blog. i'm really into obey me rn so that's what i'll write about. i will write headcanons and i will try to write short fics when i'm more comfortable with posting my writings. will definitely also shitposts😂

so anyway it'll probably purely self-indulgent contents but i still hope you can enjoy reading them!💕

Satan: There’s a strict “No Animals” policy in the House of Lamentation.

Satan: With the exception of Cerberus, Levi’s goldfish Henry 2.0, any and all smuggled stray cats, and Lucifer’s high horse which occasionally makes an appearance.

Lucifer: Mammon won't pick up his phone.

MC: I'll call. *calls Mammon*

Satan: We've called six times each, what makes you think—

Mammon, over the phone: Hello?

The Demon Brothers: Their Sense of Humor Headcanons

aaa my first post of headcanons! so this is me practicing writing about the demon bros and posting my writing for the first time to the internet 👉👈 i had fun writing this and i hope you can enjoy this too! 💕

Lucifer

A very teasing sense of humor, spoken with a small smirk on his face.

Somehow makes dirty jokes sound classy.

Makes puns and dad jokes with a straight face. He loves wordplay.

Appreciates clever jokes that needs you to think to understand them.

Dry humor. Tells jokes with a deadpan look on his face that sometimes ends up with you wondering whether or not he's being intentionally funny.

One of the brothers that has dark humor.

Mammon

This boyo is weak for puns. Especially the terrible ones.

Very cheeky and silly sense of humor. Can be a bit teasing.

He loves memes. Send him older memes and he'll crack up. Send him newer memes and he'll quickly search it up first before sending you back a variation of the meme that he finds hilarious.

Makes funny faces to you from across the room. Bonus point if you make funny faces back.

Makes jokes on the spot, improvising based on something that have just happened.

Laughs at his own jokes.

The kind of person that can't stop laughing before he can finish telling his joke.

Leviathan

One of the brothers who will laugh if you fall down. He'll definitely help you up, but only after he finishes laughing.

You'll have lots of inside jokes with him. It makes him happy if you two have inside jokes that only you two understand about.

Anime references sprinkled throughout his jokes.

"Hmm. Just according to keikaku."

Meme creator. He's up to date with the latest memes. Sometimes your messages with him only consist of you two sending memes back and forth.

Finds it hilarious when someone is getting roasted.

Laughs at self-depreciating jokes but if he tries to make them himself, he just sounds sad :(

Satan

Blunt and witty. Can be very dry.

Sarcasm galore.

Makes intelectual and well thought out jokes.

Topical humor. He'll make jokes that you'll understand only if you're up to date with current news and trends.

One time you've caught him reading a book on human history. He was hunching over on his seat, wheezing, because he "can't believe humans were that stupid."

On that note, tell him history jokes. This nerd loves them.

Offensive jokes but apologizes when your feelings are hurt.

Will chuckle at puns but you'll rarely hear him make one.

Asmodeus

Is weak for puns but insisted that he doesn't like them. Make some terrible puns around him and you'll find his lips twitching, trying really hard not to smile.

If you make a dirty joke around him, he'll be giggling. He'll tease you back with an even dirtier joke.

Also finds amusement when someone is getting roasted.

Most of the time, he's the one doing the roasting. He comes up with the best and hilarious insults.

Likes watching stand up comedies. You showed him a John Mulaney video once and he's been hooked since.

Surprisingly enjoys dark humor but you'll never hear him make one.

Beelzebub

Laughs at the silliest things.

Some puns goes over his head but when he gets them, he'll give you a wide, amused grin and tell you another pun as well.

Loves funny stories. He's got many funny stories that always make other people laugh when they hear it.

Laugh loudly when you send him the vine, "So I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties..."

Is unintentionally funny a lot of the times.

Will definitely laugh when someone farts. He likes gag jokes.

Belphegor

Very dark humor.

Also loves self-depreciating jokes.

Slapsticks will get him chuckling.

He makes clever puns. He will let out a groan if you tell him horrible ones but he can't help smiling a bit.

He loves offensive and controversial jokes and he never apologizes for it.

A bit teasing sometimes.

The kind of person that will lean over and whisper funny comments to you while in a serious setting, causing you to cough to cover your laugh.

Headcannon that Belphie has a lot of piercings but never wears them because it gets in the way of sleeping 💤

Don’t tell me he wouldn’t order custom made merch for Satan’s and MC’s little club

probably forced Levi to do the whole thing;; sorryLevi

I love this asshole ughhhh;;

Obey Me! Aesthetics

Lucifer: confident smirks. cursive letters. the scratching of pen on paper. deep chuckles. an old record player. a coffee pot filled to the top. chessboards. chin tilted up. falling feathers. healed scars. the burden of secrets. fingers dancing across piano keys. running a knuckle down someone’s cheek. a quiet kind of love.

Mammon: bubbling enthusiasm. laughing until your stomach hurts. camera flashing. leather jacket. the clinking of coins against each other. loud caws of a flock of black crows. late night drives. a favorite song playing on repeat. hands running tenderly through soft hair. tight hugs. the warm feeling of knowing your love is returned in full.

Leviathan: inside jokes. the bright glow of a screen. sharing headphones while laying in bed. pinky promises. falling asleep to a movie. fingers dipping into freezing water. waves that swallow quick and deep. smooth scales. neon lights. shy touches. sitting together shoulder to shoulder. the comfortable silence between best friends. acceptance.

Satan: scribbled poetry. oxford shoes and cable-knit sweaters. stacked books beside the bed. the satisfaction of finally completing a puzzle. a camera shutter sound. love letters. going to museum exhibits alone. the purring of a cat. cold evening air. scorching anger. raging storms. gazing at the moon. slowly discovering yourself.

Asmodeus: cherry lip gloss. sweet cupcake frosting. a pair of red eyes and the pull of magic. musical beds. scented candles. pink and purple roses. swooning statues. saccharine sweetness. staring at the reflection in the mirror for hours. brushing noses. a scary epiphany. trembling voice whispering adorations. the frightening euphoria of falling in love.

Beelzebub: snacking in the middle of the night. oversized jackets. caramel candies. muscle burn from working out. silent conversations between siblings. the buzzing of wings. gnawing guilt. nightmares. hands reaching out for someone long gone. picking someone up while hugging them. dancing in the kitchen. learning to forgive yourself.

Belphegor: soft whispers in the dark. stargazing. tired eyes. hair spread out on a pillow. the scent of lavender. fresh bedclothes from a dryer. rain pattering against the roof. sleeping on someone’s chest and hearing their heartbeat. crushed bones. closed eyes. hummed lullabies. large hands intertwining with smaller ones. a second chance.

Diavolo: royal red and gold. pranks. full belly laughter. open arms. ballroom dances. glittering chandeliers. glass chalices. red wax seals. stacks of paper on a wooden desk. a heavy crown. moonlight shining through the windows. loneliness. tall pillars and empty palace halls. cobblestones roads. an unexpected friendship.

Barbatos: a warm cup of tea. pastries crumbling onto the counter. a gentle kiss on the knuckles. walking through a garden. sarcasm spoken with a smile. empty streets at night. déjà vu. silent footsteps. rows of doors that never ends. the fleeting, delicate, crucial moment when you know it’s the right time to do something.

Simeon: honeyed glow of the sunset. warm blue eyes. scrawled stories on leather-bound journals. ink stains on fingers. golden ichor. the echoes of a choir. reconnecting with a childhood friend. feeling nostalgic from hearing an old song. staying up late talking. pressed flowers. tranquility. the warm embrace of invisible wings. a silent guardian.

Luke: bright grins. sweet frosting on freshly baked cakes. the soft tinkle of a wind chime. blowing a pinwheel. white puffy sleeves. stubbornness. the urge to pinch something cute. sunlight filtering through trees. daisies and morning glories. serendipity. small fingers strumming a harp. a kind of honesty that only children possess.

Solomon: dry wit. dancing shadows and blue flames. long, dark capes. hailstorms. illegible handwriting. secretive smiles. half-ruined castle walls. melted candles. thick books with yellowing papers. the pursuit for knowledge and power. twilight. muted saffron. the low rumble of distant thunder. a special hiding place. a friend in the dark.

Lilith: soft laughter. running between tall grasses. pink lilies floating on calm waters. the excitement of exploring a new place. heart beating fast. star-crossed lovers. a stolen fruit. the sound of an arrow zipping through the air. falling, falling. a stone effigy. the love that remains even after someone is gone. longing for a distant place. a soul losing their way home.

Bonus:

MC: ivy growing across the wall. lantern lights hanging from a tree. feeling lost. dark skies. brisk walks through the academy halls. eyes widened in wonder. dangerous secrets. heart beating fast. kindness. glowing sigils on soft skin. cold fingers. missing the warmth of the sun. dying light. surviving. bravery and forgiveness and being so, so human.