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The Demon Brothers: Their Sense Of Humor Headcanons

The Demon Brothers: Their Sense of Humor Headcanons

aaa my first post of headcanons! so this is me practicing writing about the demon bros and posting my writing for the first time to the internet 👉👈 i had fun writing this and i hope you can enjoy this too! 💕

Lucifer

A very teasing sense of humor, spoken with a small smirk on his face.

Somehow makes dirty jokes sound classy.

Makes puns and dad jokes with a straight face. He loves wordplay.

Appreciates clever jokes that needs you to think to understand them.

Dry humor. Tells jokes with a deadpan look on his face that sometimes ends up with you wondering whether or not he's being intentionally funny.

One of the brothers that has dark humor.

Mammon

This boyo is weak for puns. Especially the terrible ones.

Very cheeky and silly sense of humor. Can be a bit teasing.

He loves memes. Send him older memes and he'll crack up. Send him newer memes and he'll quickly search it up first before sending you back a variation of the meme that he finds hilarious.

Makes funny faces to you from across the room. Bonus point if you make funny faces back.

Makes jokes on the spot, improvising based on something that have just happened.

Laughs at his own jokes.

The kind of person that can't stop laughing before he can finish telling his joke.

Leviathan

One of the brothers who will laugh if you fall down. He'll definitely help you up, but only after he finishes laughing.

You'll have lots of inside jokes with him. It makes him happy if you two have inside jokes that only you two understand about.

Anime references sprinkled throughout his jokes.

"Hmm. Just according to keikaku."

Meme creator. He's up to date with the latest memes. Sometimes your messages with him only consist of you two sending memes back and forth.

Finds it hilarious when someone is getting roasted.

Laughs at self-depreciating jokes but if he tries to make them himself, he just sounds sad :(

Satan

Blunt and witty. Can be very dry.

Sarcasm galore.

Makes intelectual and well thought out jokes.

Topical humor. He'll make jokes that you'll understand only if you're up to date with current news and trends.

One time you've caught him reading a book on human history. He was hunching over on his seat, wheezing, because he "can't believe humans were that stupid."

On that note, tell him history jokes. This nerd loves them.

Offensive jokes but apologizes when your feelings are hurt.

Will chuckle at puns but you'll rarely hear him make one.

Asmodeus

Is weak for puns but insisted that he doesn't like them. Make some terrible puns around him and you'll find his lips twitching, trying really hard not to smile.

If you make a dirty joke around him, he'll be giggling. He'll tease you back with an even dirtier joke.

Also finds amusement when someone is getting roasted.

Most of the time, he's the one doing the roasting. He comes up with the best and hilarious insults.

Likes watching stand up comedies. You showed him a John Mulaney video once and he's been hooked since.

Surprisingly enjoys dark humor but you'll never hear him make one.

Beelzebub

Laughs at the silliest things.

Some puns goes over his head but when he gets them, he'll give you a wide, amused grin and tell you another pun as well.

Loves funny stories. He's got many funny stories that always make other people laugh when they hear it.

Laugh loudly when you send him the vine, "So I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties..."

Is unintentionally funny a lot of the times.

Will definitely laugh when someone farts. He likes gag jokes.

Belphegor

Very dark humor.

Also loves self-depreciating jokes.

Slapsticks will get him chuckling.

He makes clever puns. He will let out a groan if you tell him horrible ones but he can't help smiling a bit.

He loves offensive and controversial jokes and he never apologizes for it.

A bit teasing sometimes.

The kind of person that will lean over and whisper funny comments to you while in a serious setting, causing you to cough to cover your laugh.

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4 years ago

The Demon Brothers: Creative Outlets Headcanons

they are all immortals and when you've lived longer than you can remember, you're bound to find a creative outlet to destress, alleviate boredom, or you know, to just have fun!

Lucifer

He’s a busy demon. If he’s not working, he's sleeping, or cleaning up one of his brother’s messes, so he doesn't have that much time to just relax and explore his creative sides. 

That said though, it doesn’t mean he has no hobbies at all.

He plays the piano. He used to play it every morning, back when he’s still in the Celestial Realm, when he’d taught Lilith how to play the piano every morning and she’d sat besides him as his fingers moved across the keys slower so she could copy him. 

Nowadays, playing the piano feels very nostalgic and bittersweet, but you’ll hear soft, bittersweet melodies drift from the music room once in a while.

He also composes his own music, but that's an even rarer occurrence. The last time he created a new music piece was centuries ago. 

(Ever since MC came to Devildom though, he's been itching to write music for them.)

Practices calligraphy for fun. He has a whole set of brushes and ink and lettering pens. His handwriting is already beautiful but his calligraphy is even more amazing.

Another thing he does is gardening. He's got a great eye for landscape architecture, he's the reason why the house's backyard is pretty. 

He plants decorative plants and likes to cross breed flowers so the House of Lamentation's backyard is full of pretty shrubs and unfamiliar flowers. 

He is usually joined by Beel as he is the other brother that finds gardening very relaxing.

Mammon

He definitely shows his creativity by coming up with the most absurdly brilliant, out-of-the-box, original schemes to make money.

Mammon can draw, like really good. His drawings are very realistic. He prefers to use traditional media: charcoal pencils, graphite sticks, blenders, erasers, drawing pens, brushes, and maybe some watercolors.

He usually does architecture sketches.

But if you check his drawers, you’ll find several sketchbooks of his brothers in different candid poses. MC alone has taken up three whole sketchbooks. Mammon makes sure MC doesn’t see those sketches though.

Crashes Asmo’s Art Day regularly, claiming that if Levi’s invited then the Great Mammon should be too. Asmo and Levi always complains but they let him stay anyway.

Mammon also has a natural talent on jewelry making and metalwork. He makes jewelry from buttons, beads, pearls, diamonds, and crystals. From small pendants to elaborate neckpieces, simple anklets to ornate hairpins. 

Mammon has made metal bookmarks for Satan because the book lover always misplaces his bookmarks or destroys them in fits of rage when he doesn't like a book's ending.

He sculpts wood. It takes him months to finish one small piece because he only does it when he's really, really bored, he prefers to make his much more profitable jewelry. 

He keeps all of his sculptures in his room, small and detailed pieces of wood engraving of Devildom native animals lining up on one of the shelves.

Leviathan

This is canon but he draws! He doesn't think he's very good at it, but he really enjoys it. 

Unlike Mammon who likes to draw with his charcoal pencils and drawing pens, Levi prefers to draw digitally. He still switch to traditional media now and then though.

Has a monthly scheduled “Art Day” where he and Asmo hang out together, Levi draws with his sketchbook or his drawing tablet and Asmo paints. They basically just gossip and hype each other’s art.

Dabbles in making short animations but feels like it’s just not something for him. He makes short comics though.

He wants to be able to make his own video game someday though. Maybe after he learns programming.

He makes the most detailed cosplay outfits for his own cosplays. He sews really good and patches his brothers clothes when they ask. Where do you think Asmo learns how to sew his own clothes from?

Really good at dancing and he really likes it too. He's a natural at it. From the most intricate traditional Devildom dances to freestyle dancing. He can make new moves on the spot and can copy any moves from one look.

He’s a shy baby though, you’ll rarely see him dance when he’s sober.

Except when he’s playing DDR (Demons Dance Revolution). Then, it’s like he’s the most confident demon in Devildom.

Satan

Satan writes poetry when inspiration strikes him. He has also written short stories but he always comes back to creating beautiful poems. He’s got a way with words.

Photography is something he has only recently taken interest in but he has a great eye for taking breathtaking shots. 

Has become the family’s go-to photographer.

“Satan, take a picture of me and Mammon!” “Satan, take our picture, quick!” “Satan, help me get a picture for my Devilgram!”

He’s the reason Asmo’s Devilgram pictures always look like they’re taken professionally in a photo studio or something.

Satan loves art, likes to stroll through museums and stare at paintings for hours, but has little talent in creating them. Even so, he still likes to paint even if he's not good at it. 

Sometimes he just wants to slap paint on a canvas and make a colorful mess. It's fun. 

He joins Art Day every other month.

Another thing he does is knitting! It relaxes him. It gives him something to focus at when he's angry (um, angrier than usual), just to give his hands something to do that doesn't involve breaking anything. The simple patterns he makes are easy enough that they don't frustrate him. 

Rarely ever finishes his knitting though, you'll just find this 5 meters long knitted fabric in one corner of his room with the ends coming undone because he calms himself down enough to stop knitting.

Asmodeus

Regularly designs, cut, and sew his own clothes. 

Has a lot of sketchbooks full of drawings of flowy dresses and stylish coats and many aesthetically pleasing shirts. 

He has started his own clothing line and sometimes collaborate with Majolish. 

But for the most part, he designs clothes for himself and himself only, he doesn't want anyone else to wear clothes as fabolous as his.

Nail art? Nail art. 

Asmo paints all of the brothers nails and sometimes he'll persuade one of them to let him do a complete manicure, with glitter polish and shiny studs and all. 

Yes, even Lucifer. You just never see the results because Lucifer wears his gloves almost all the time.

Asmo creates beautiful makeup art. He doesn't really like a lot of makeup on his own face though, so his brothers' faces are his canvases.

He also has a great eye for interior decorating and flower arranging. He restyles his room every month.

Not many people know it but he paints. And he's very good at it. He has done a painting of each brother, the paintings can be seen on the walls of the House of Lamentation's hallways. 

Art Day with Levi (and sometimes Satan or Belphie) is spent with him in front of canvases, chatting with his brothers, paint splatters on his hands. It's the only day that he doesn't mind looking a little messy.

Beelzebub

He cooks, of course!  And bakes too!

It's one of the times he’s willing to wait to eat because cooking the ingredients first rather than just straight up eating them will make the foods taste better. 

Half of the food in the kitchen are his creations. Anything he can make on his own from scratch, he will; jams, ice cream, sauces, juices, bread, chips, etc. 

Likes to experiment and always do something different than the original recipes. 

He garnishes his cooking like it’s something you order from a five star restaurant.

Beel is another demon who has a green thumb. He likes taking care of plants and doesn't mind getting a bit dirty doing it so gardening is another hobby of his. 

If Lucifer plants ornamental plants, Beel grows useful plants like herbs and vegetables and small fruits. He's also good at topiary.

Always has an idea for a DIY project. 

His creations is scattered all over the House of Lamentation. Belphie's drawer divider is made out of yogurt cups. Broken drawer knobs recycled into Asmo's jewelry organizer. The coat rack. The bathroom towel holder. 

Even Lucifer's hanging Demonus rack is handmade by Beel when he's bored one weekend, with Mammon's help for the engraving decorations along the sides of the rack. Beel's got a bit of Bob the Builder in him.

He is very good at singing. His voice is clear and he has a broad vocal range. Has been caught unconsciously humming in class many times.

Has definitely sang Belphie to sleep.

Belphegor

Does his pranks counts as a creative outlet though?😂 Between him and Satan, Belphie's ideas are the most creative and out of the box, resulting on some of the best pranks they did.

Belphie does origami. It's relaxing, easy enough to learn, and doesn't take much effort and energy to do it. 

Has stacks of origami papers in his room: standard origami paper, foil paper, traditional Washi ones, the leather-like Momigami paper, all kinds of paper. 

He especially loves to make little origami stars and keeps them in glass jars in his room.

Belphie also has adult coloring books. 

And kids coloring books.

Coloring is relaxing to him. It's very calming to just lay down and fills a page with pretty colors for a while. It's not a tiring way to destress, he can color without moving from his bed, and it feels satisfying when he finishes a whole page. 

He sometimes joins Art Day if he's not too lazy to move. Still prefers to color alone where it's quiet though.

He also journals. It's another thing he can do that is inexpensive and not energy consuming. He writes about anything that comes to his mind, his thoughts, his ideas, memories. 

Definitely keeps a dream journal.

Also I headcanon that as the Avatar of Sloth, sleep and dreams are some of the things he can manipulate. He enjoys creating dreams; the worldbuilding, the story, the details. He can be really creative when it comes to making them, spinning the most vivid and imaginative dreams. 

They’re not necessarily good dreams though. After all, he is still a demon, his dreams will most likely mess up your mind than make you smile in your sleep.


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4 years ago
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Headcannon that Belphie has a lot of piercings but never wears them because it gets in the way of sleeping 💤

Don’t tell me he wouldn’t order custom made merch for Satan’s and MC’s little club

probably forced Levi to do the whole thing;; sorryLevi

I love this asshole ughhhh;;


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