On The Ceiling, Stairs, Shower, Floor, Counter, Bed, Car, Door, Grass, Concrete, Glass, On Top Of Beleth,

On the ceiling, stairs, shower, floor, counter, bed, car, door, grass, concrete, glass, on top of Beleth, spit instead of lube, no breaks, all positions, morning, evening, night on a fixed schedule because he said so....

I don't even need his d*ck his fingers looks like they'll do the job.

And Beleth in the back?

If this story ain't a threesome I'd feel robbed.

the wildest thing about lan wangji is the way he’s immediately enraged at his own feelings for wei wuxian. because we’ve seen wei wuxian fall in love slowly and surely, right? he goes from a quick interest to an oblivious attraction to liking lan wangji then being infatuated after his return to life, then to straight-up loving the guy intensely. we watch him develop his sexual and romantic attraction equally.

but lan wangji’s different. from the very first second he’s desperately smitten — all it took was one sly smile and he was going through the four stages of love: the desire to marry, kiss, bed and die with him. and he’s so goddamn outraged, because how dare this troublemaker trespass into his house and steal his heart so easily??

he was so conflicted that he didn’t see any other alternative if not to unsheathe his sword and fight the hell out of that idiot. feelings?? for a rebellious teenager?? right in front of my clan’s three thousand rules??? not today, devil.

Fucking silly goobers. I wanna eat them /pos

For your consideration:

Lucifer and Mammon display nesting behaviors.

If MC takes a nap around the House, they'll wake up surrounded by a mound of blankets, pillows, and various random shirts and jackets from their closest.

They think, "Oh MC might get cold, I'll go get them a blanket." ... then another, and another, and another, and...

Then their bird-brains forget even doing it until MC wakes up or they need their clothes to go out somewhere.

Belphie has woken up in similar fabric piles before and it weirds him out that they keep doing that

Truly, I am so desperate to know what Barbatos and the Demon King's relationship was like during Diavolo's childhood.

Like imagine you come back from a hard day of neglecting your child, only for him to just show up with one of the most powerful and notorious demons in existence and say he's sworn absolute loyalty to him and is going to become his butler for the rest of time like

...and then he just proceeds to become the parent Diavolo actually deserved? Absolutely desperate to know what flavor of wacky this was. Chop chop, Solmare 😒😒

“forget me”

“I WONT. I WON'T FORGET.”

“I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!”

from tgcf audio drama season 2 episode 6, illustrated by 绘享视界ARThorizon

GOOD GOGGLY MOGGLY

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Bitch he’s a cow.