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If someone gets belphegor's card tomorrow... SHARE THE STORY PLEASE!!! THANK YOU IN ADVANCE!!!
Sooo it's currently 22:13 in Germany. WHERE THE HELL ARE THE SPOILERS!!! GIVE EM HERE!! I saw you all showing off your luck don't be shy. I heard too much spicy shit going on especially in his chat show em!!
HOLLLLLLYYY FUCKKK BELPHEGOR THE MAN YOU ARE. AND THREE NEW DEMONS??? I NEED TO KNOW THEIR NAMES THEY LOOK SONCOOL IM WOAHHH
THE NEW CHARS NAMES ARE OUT HELL YESSSS
The agares lore will be so good..
I did a random pull after saving for so long and I was expecting to get nothing.
I got a lot of things so thank you gatcha gods.
I also got the Raphael swim wear but I didn’t snap a screenshot for some reason. I guess I was just super surprised.
I also noticed there's a guillotine in what appears to be Belphie's room.
He freaky.
On the ceiling, stairs, shower, floor, counter, bed, car, door, grass, concrete, glass, on top of Beleth, spit instead of lube, no breaks, all positions, morning, evening, night on a fixed schedule because he said so....
I don't even need his d*ck his fingers looks like they'll do the job.
And Beleth in the back?
If this story ain't a threesome I'd feel robbed.
ASDFJKL;OAKJDKOMKMCKMKZMFCIKJAASFKKSAFMKFM
MY BABES
HIMS USIN TAIL FOR PILLOW IS SO WHB BELPHIE
(Minors, Agless, and blank blogs are blocked upon interaction.)
A small detail I haven't seen anyone point out is the position of Belphegors hands; That hand position is commonly used to represent massive jaws or an inescapable door. Multiple pupils in Chinese history, apparently/allegedly, was a sign of great power. In others it could hint at wisdom. I think Belphegor is actually gonna be a Grimmjow from bleach type of character; a punk bigger than Satan. It's also possible that the black streak could be some sort of corrupted halo or large bangle. Via Naberius we saw that horns down have to actually be attached to the head.
He could be a punk or madness. The Niflheim bio says he runs a militaristic country however it seems like he's pretty chill based on lines from different characters. So he's probably like the others where he's serious when it's necessary.
Andrealphus on his home screen lines implies that Andreal snuck out of Niflheim and that he's not usually allowed out, this could be for two reasons; Belphegor does pity Andrealphus and is concerned about his safety, Andrealphus is a Niflheim devil and needs to bring that ass home and stay home.
Sloth could be lazy, Sloth could be slow to react, Slow in the mind, Slow physically, etc. I feel like belphegor isn't lazy, but he is slow at something.
Anyway he's giving sukuno from jjk if he was also yhwach from bleach
Belphegor Theory
Ok, so I might and might have not spent about two hours doing some research about Belphegor because that "Halo" of his has me questioning a lot of things, and this is what I came up with, but extremely summarized.
I'm most definitely no expert on the topics I'm about to talk about, I just dug a bit too deep into the internet and got some interesting things, I would like to know if I'm wrong and I would love to read opinions about this.
I got the information from looooots of sources, and credit to all of them.
So, we know that What in Hell is Bad is heavily inspired by biblical concepts, the Seven Deadly Sins are from Christianity, the Seraphims are mentioned in Christian, Islamic, and Jewish Literature, and pretty much all of the nobles are from the Ars Goetia, and many of them are associated with Christian Demonology.
The game also has many references to other religions and beliefs, but if I were to make a list of all those references, I'd be here writing for days.
Let's dig a bit into who is Belphegor outside the game.
Belphegor is referenced in both Jewish and Christian traditions, he originates from the Moabites, a very ancient tribe that habited the region of Moab, an ancient Levantine kingdom. Belphegor is originally the Moabite god Baal-Peor, who was associated with fertility, sexual power, and orgies, then he was absorbed into Hebrew mythology and later into Christian demonology.
In Christian Demonology, Belphegor is one of the seven princes of hell, and he represents the deadly sin of Sloth. He is also associated with laziness, apathy, and negligence and his name means "Lord of the Opening"
Belphegor is physically described in many ways, a very interesting fact is that in the Dictionnaire Infernal, a book written by Jacques Auguste Simon Collin de Plancy that summed up, is an illustrated version of the demonology, he is described as always having his mouth open, and the hand placement he has in the banner that Prettybusy recently released could be making a reference to that.
(Another interesting fact is that he's said to be hard to conjure because his sacrificial offering is excrement, but I prefer to ignore that)
Belphegor is also referenced in the Kabbalah, which is like a philosophy, or to be more precise, an esoteric method, discipline, and school of thought in Jewish mysticism that deals with the essence of God and the universe (I just copy&pasted this, it's a bit hard to explain, srry)
In the Kabbalah, guess what Belphegor is.
A fallen angel.
To be more precise, he was an angel in the order of the principalities.
Belphegor is known to be an enemy to the sixth sephiroth and the archdemon (or the leader) of the Togarini, they are the demonic counterparts to the angels that rule over the 10 Sephirot of the Tree of Life.
For context, the Sephirot are the ten emanations or attributes of God in Kabbalah.
I also read that some demons under the Togarini are Lilith, Samael, and Thaumiel, but there's very little information about that so I'm not going to use this as a fact.
The reason why he fell from grace is not explicitly mentioned, but it's somewhat implied that it was related to his association with the sixth Sephirah "Beauty" and the fact that he is depicted as a demon who tempts individuals with ingenious inventions, wealth, and discoveries (I also copy&pasted this)
It's also said that he rules over seduction, promiscuous men, and MISOGYNY.
I'm not sure if there are references from the Kabbalah in What in Hell is Bad, but if there were, it would be super interesting, as I said in the beginning, the game has a lot of references from various religions and beliefs, I would love to make a separate post about that just because I may have way too much free time to investigate that.
Or maybe I just spent 2 whole hours writing almost 700 words about a ton shit of things I barely know anything about and creating a theory just because of a black circle above a fictional character's head that it's probably just a horn just like @thrones-of-buer said on a post.
(I still have some doubts about that because it seems like in the new illustration that pb released of him today he has a unicorn horn just like Beelzebub, but I could be wrong)
This is just a theory tho, I'm most likely wrong, but I thought it would be interesting to share this with y'all :D
Sorry if there are any typos, I'm reaaally sleepy right now.
I hate Belphegor
FUCK YOUR STUPID DICK PICS COME HOME YOU BITCHH
COSPLAYING NIGHT
⌈ ⚠️ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ⌉ Smut, Cosplaying, PIV, oral, no protection and cum eating cuz Belphie cleans his own mess up.
Imagine Belphegor cosplaying for you– your favorite character Choso from jjk.
His hair is perfect, two messy pigtails that really nail the look. The violet makeup he used to create bags under his eyes is so sexy, and the mark across his nose is drawn damn perfectly. He's really turned into Choso in real life! You get to tug on his messy pigtails while he's being the biggest munch, burying his face into your pussy and licking it up. He sucks on your clit, and flicks it softly before rolling his tongue around it.
When you ride him, he thrusts his hips up while his hands clamp onto your waist, thrusting deeper and deeper into you until he busts inside of your pussy, filling you with his load of cum and finally finishing off.
"Choso, Look at what a mess you made" You click your tongue before manoeuvering over to straddle his face. "Clean it up" You order him as his cum drips from your pussy onto his chin. Belphegor's dick twitches at the action, He sticks his tongue out, running it over your pussy and pushing it into your slit. He's eagerly cleaning your pussy from his cum like the good boy that he is.
Unintentionally, his dick got hard again so that means another round...
"Bad Choso, does this turn you on?”
Kitty Eating. 7 kings + Minhyeok.
⌈ ⚠️ 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ⌉ Smut, oral, piv, possessive demons, clone fucking, 69, all that, demon fucking is filth.
Satan Who messily eats your pussy, sinking his nails into your soft skin while gripping your thighs with vigor. He gets your juices all over his face while making your eyes roll back. He gives you one last teasing lick before pinning you down, pushing your knees against your chest and inserting the head of his cock right into you. He starts to pound you ruthlessly, Reminding you that he's the one who brought you to hell and you're his. Nobody can take you from him.
Mammon who gives you everything he has, including himself. He kisses your face, prepping it with little kisses and showing his love for you. He lovingly kisses your eyelids before his big tongue delves between your legs, teasingly licking everywhere but your clit. His fingers prod your warm pussy, spreading its lips apart before licking your sweet juices. His amber eyes glint and fill with lust as they look up at you adoringly. He mumbles that you're his. His love, his master, his everything.
Leviathan who fums enviously every time he manages to smell one of the other kings on you. It looks like he has to remind you that in the end you're his. You belong to him! Him and only him! Don't you ever dare to think that you belong to another devil when he's right here.
He purposely annoys you to make you choke him, and then he has you sit on his face and smother him with your pussy. He's the type to savor it with his tongue and lick all of your juices up, almost to the point of overstimulation.
Beelzebub- he eats pussy, he eats ass, he's down to rub his tongue and face against anything you offer him. He'll have his clone fuck you from behind while he's underneath you, tongue licking up your clit and jerking himself off. You're getting yourself gangbanged by his clones, and Beelzebub doesn't stop them until you're a drooling mess, body tired and pleasantly sore (and covered in loads of cum)
Lucifer found it very cute how you suggested he gives you head. You were so adorable in his eyes, of course he can't refuse you when it's what you desire. Are you the emotional type who happens to cry during or after sex? Yeah? Well, he's found his type then. He'll eat your pussy so skillfully, you'll become a blubbering mess until you shed some happy tears. His cock gets painfully hard, all because of you and those sweet tears you cry. You might have been embarrassed about crying before, but now being a crybaby is more of a plus with Lucifer.
Belphegor couldn't care less if you're crushing his face. Squeeze his head with your thighs all you want, he's still getting his meal and then making you ride him after.
He'll eat you out from behind, putting you in a 69 position just so you can suck his cock while he sucks on your clit. His fingers play with your wet slit, curling and pumping into it. He'll have you squirting on his face and cumming your brains out while you have your mouth full of his dick.
For the king of sloth, he doesn't slack when it comes to eating his favorite pussy.
Asmodeus’ affections are too much.
He's a literal sex god, and he comes off as intimidating due to his overwhelming nature. He has his moments of being sweet and tugging on your heart's strings, but even those can feel manipulative after you've had sex. Maybe it's the natural pheromones from his body, or maybe the contract that makes his lust consume you- you can never think rationally when you're with him.. You'll always end up with your legs spread over his shoulders, and his tongue exploring your sweet pussy while he praises you. <3
You're so beautiful, and that pussy is his no matter who gets a taste of it. it will always belong to him, and he reminds you of that before he shoves his cock into you.
Minhyeok- Is sloppy but very enthusiastic! He knows what he has to do, so he just has to put his knowledge into practice! He hums as he melts between your legs, his tongue shyly exploring you as you guide him on how to please you.
He strokes his hard cock while he eats you out, moaning against your pussy as he manages to bring you to an orgasm. He gets all shy and proud of himself. He gives your clit a kiss after he's done with your pretty pussy. <3
It's the recoil for me