My Mom Once Got So Mad A Piece Of Her Tooth Popped Out, And If That Isn't My Role Model I Don't Know

am i scared of becoming my mom? hell no shes fucking wild and so cool i already am her we both are little balls of rage just two little christans begrudgingly following the ten commandments “mom do what god would want you to do” she proceeds to make plans of how to ruin a guys life I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH not enough moms are cool like her and its not fair but hey less competition means shes less likely to pop a blood vessel ever since i started getting sicker shes gotten a lot more protective of me shes a big mama bear which is hilarious because she raised me with the mentality of “scrape your knee? walk it off” and now if i cough shes panicking but yeah not enough positivity about moms especially batshit crazy ones like mine shitpost shitposting moms parents parenting good parenting lol memes meme funny funny memes hilarious stupid memes hevehdhwhehsg holy shit someone on the phone just said my mom is faking fibro oooooo shes going OFF i love this lady shes awesome hell yeah rip into that bitch