yui-onnero

Hiya! It's Yui!

Female, 18+ (don't feel like updating it every year) Omnisexual. I read Hazbin and anime fanfics and look at fan art. I use my OC's name on social media btw, so, just keep that in mind.

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Zeus Really Went,

Zeus really went,

“You wanna see a magic trick? ABRAKADABRA!” (Kills his entire fleet.)

I just imagined this is how it went in the Olympus

“DAAAAAD! THEY KILLED MY FAVORITE COW!!!”

“Not now Apollo, I’m choosing a new maiden to deflower tonight”

“But daaaad! Odysseus crew can’t get away wi-“

“OOOH IT WAS THAT ODY BOY?! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY IT SOONER?! HHAHA THIS IS GONNA BE HILARIOUS”

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yui-onnero

6 months ago

Ok, a Hazbin hotel question. Are Vox and Valentino dating?

Yes, while StaticMoth is canon, are they actually dating? Their standards are probably super low and it’s never been confirmed so I’m just asking.

Probably not, but the question has been spurring on chaos in my head in an attempt to answer the question.

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hazbin hotel staticmoth Vox X Valentino valentino hazbin hotel hazbin hotel vox anyone know?

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yui-onnero

6 months ago

Omg I’m stupid

Elpenor died in the Circe Saga already…Damn I’m dumb. I am so sorry to everyone who believed me-

“I drank wine from a chalice, on top of Circe’s palace, but fell and broke my neck in shame~ 🥲😩” -eLpEnOr

So, he did go into the saga with 42 men.

…

I’m so sorry-

Okay, Ik you’re not official, but does anyone know what Odysseus’ fleet is at for numbers after Thunder Saga? Idk if my math is mathing

After the Thunder Saga? He is at 0 men. Odysseus is the last survivor after the Thunder Saga, and I do not think he is included in the original 600 count of his men!

(He did go into the Thunder Saga with 42 men)

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epic the musical zeus really decided to give him more trauma so zeus killed 36 of them jorge rivera herrans the thunder saga epic the troy saga im so stupid mistakes im sorry Zeus really went- “wanna see a magic trick? ABRAKADABRA!

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yui-onnero

6 months ago

Uh- eh- um- cau- … Damn. This explanation is like- “Let’s give the sunshine character our trauma and see how he reacts.”

a sketch of Eurylochus from Epic the Musical wearing a black t-shirt that says "I did not survive Thunder Saga"

Eurylochus rolling up to the Underworld like this

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epic the musical epic eurylochus the thunder saga epic the thunder saga thunder saga spoilers the thunder saga spoilers odysseus epic the musical odysseus jorge rivera herrans

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yui-onnero

6 months ago

Good. You’re supposed to- 🤣

Odysseus:*Rocking back and forth in a somewhat fetal position*

Hermes:Uhm, Ody? You good?

Ody: *Whispering* You wanna hear something crazy?

Hermes:Uhm-

Ody:Something Crazy!! *giggling like a fucking madman.*

Hermes:……

Ody:*Still giggling while holding back tears*

—————————LATER————————

Hermes:YOU FUCKING BROKE MY DAMN GRANDSON!

Calypso:*cowering in absolute fear from the raging foaming Messenger* well- I- Uhm- I-….Im—-

Poseidon, Zeus, Athena: *Looking anywhere else but the raging Messenger*

Hermes:OH DO NOT THINK THAT YOU THREE GET TO RUN SCOTT FREE!

Poseidon, Zeus, Athena:Fuck-

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protective hermes angry hermes poseidon zeus athena have all fucked up so badly odysseus give him a break😭 and a hug and sleep- life support? nah simp fuel✨

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yui-onnero

6 months ago

Hello! If you see this, I hope that you are having an awesome Tuesday.

Today happens to be my birthday and I just wanted to kinda say hi! I don’t know, I’m bored with nothing to do and no where to go. So, just sayin hi!

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hello :3 …that’s it. nothing special. sorry if I disappointed you

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