Because Nobody Asked For It:

Because nobody asked for it:

Star Wars X Epic: the musical

Odysseus = Anakin Skywalker

The cyclops = Savage Opress

Poseidon = Maul

Athena = Ahsoka Tano

Hermes = Kit Fisto

Hephaestus = Plo Koon

Zeus = Sidious

Hera = Mother Talzin

Aphrodite = Riyo Chuchi

Ares = Fox

Apollo = Mace Windu

The prophet = Obi-wan Kenobi

I recently remembered the existence of Starbound, and my love (obsession) of Florans, and just a while ago I was looking for the The Force Unleashed novels, so I did this:

I used "Fábrica de heróis" in Android to make them

I could make their master later, maybe, IDK

Could you debunk the "jedi are slavers/have slave" argument people always seem to bring up in correlation with leading the clones? Thanks in advance ! <3

Of course!!!

Firstly, while the Kaminoans say that the clones were made for the Jedi, they are actually property of the Republic---which means that, since I would agree that they're slaves even if that wasn't GL's intent, the Republic would be considered the slavers, not the Jedi.

"Oh, but Jedi-Enthusiast, the Jedi are still slavers because they're forcing them into battle-" NOPE!

The thing is, even if the Jedi could refuse to fight in the war---which is a very complicated thing, both morally and politically---the Republic would still be sending the clones to fight the Separatists, only this time without the Jedi. And, as we've seen multiple times in TCW, more clones tend to die on missions without the Jedi's help---and that the Jedi are often shown saving their men from situations where they would otherwise die or be injured.

And, as much as I enjoy the trope of "the Jedi have limited experience actually running a war, so they struggle a bit and ask for help so the Jedi and clones get closer" because of the angst and fluff potential, in canon the Jedi are shown to be very good tacticians and they're rarely shown to struggle leading their men.

All of this to say that the Jedi leading the clones actually saves more lives, and that the Jedi not leading them would mean a lot more of them die...and idk about y'all, but I don't think- "more clones should die so the Jedi stay morally pure" -is the gotcha anti-Jedi morons think it is.

Not to mention that, if the Jedi didn't lead them, the job would go to people like Tarkin---y'know the man who criticized the Jedi for not being ruthless enough and caring for their men.

Are the Jedi put in a difficult position by leading the clones? Yes.

Is fighting in the war a morally grey decision? Yes.

But are the Jedi slavers or terrible in any way for doing what they did? Absolutely fucking not.

Fanfic I Will, probably, never write:

Obi-wan's Padawan:

- Obi-wan gets a Padawan at the same time Anakin does,

- He is a 'by the book' kinda guy,

- Perfeccionist,

- Proper language,

- Sounds like Obi-wan,

- Is blonde,

- Had a vision about the Empire as a youngling,

- He's just scared,

- But gets better,

- Follows Obi-wan everywhere,

- Even when he fakes his death,

- He loves the guy,

- But is tired,

- He doesn't know if Obi-wan's enemies want to kill him or bed him,

- Before goin to Mandalore learns everything he can,

- Gets dissapointed in new manda,

- Hates the Death Watch,

- He's got a blaster!,

- Help!, he loves his blasters,

- Adds blasters to his fighting style,

- Hates flying,

- Friends with Ahsoka,

- Temple bomb,

- Angry Padawan,

- Angry Padawan with Beskar'gam,

- And blasters,

- Says goodbye to his father (not bio),

- No longer Padawan,

- Littke Kedalve,

- Mando,

- Mandalore,

- Meets his mom again (not bio (cus fuck 'hem)),

- Politics,

- Full mando,

- Invasion,

- Fuck Vizla,

- Maul,

- Fuck Vizla,

- Papa is home,

- Family escape,

- Fake more deaths,

- Go on with war,

- Years,

- Rebels,

- Fuck Palpy,

- Happy ending.

Feel free to use this, ask me about it, or watever, but I didn't really think long about this

As promised, something no one asked for:

My Floran Padawan's master

Darth Revan: uses mandalorian mask;

Darth Malak: has a replacement jaw that covers part of his face;

Darth Vader: uses life support mask;

Darth Nihilus: uses mask;

Darth Sion: his face is so disfigured you can't tell what his real face was like;

Darth Sidius: his face is so disfigured you can't tell his real face was like, and before that he used deceit to mask himself;

Darth Traya: used lies and betrayal to mask herself and her objective until the end.

Every sith wears a mask to hide their true, hurt and scared self: it represents their lies, the way they refuse to acknowledge themselves and how they hide their "weakness" and shame.

I can't put in words how much I love this detail and how it contrast with the Jedi who always have their faces out in the open.