Hades: Poseidon, Please Stop Killing People, I Still Haven't Even Finished Cleaning Up You Guy's Mess

Hades: Poseidon, please stop killing people, I still haven't even finished cleaning up you guy's mess after the Trojan war!

Poseidon: tempting offer

Poseidon: no. *leaves*

Hades: *sighs*

Hades: well, at least it can't get any worse than this.

A voice from the horizon:

"TO THE THUNDERBRINGER~"

Hades:

Hades: oh fuCK YOU-

Smol Lloyd: wasabi

Kai: hmm? You want some?

Lloyd: *nod*

Kai: OK.

Lloyd: *eats*

Lloyd:

Lloyd: help

Kai: *wheeze*

Lloyd: so let me-

Lloyd: *slams head on the table*

Lloyd: let me get this straight-

DUMBASS

Lord Garmadon: *sweating profusely*

Lloyd: you had a chance to love me

Lloyd: BUT YOU CHOSE A PLANT!?

Are we not gonna talk about how the only people that stayed dead in Ninjago were Jay's biological parents and God?

OK cool.

Lloyd has to discipline these kids in some way 😔

Else they end up either sacrificing their life for the greater good or falling in love with a princess-

OK headcanon that Lloyd gets a lot more dragon characteristics than people expect.

Like this man is insanely protective over arin and sora, he downright growls at people when they even look at them the wrong way.

He has this weird sense of parenthood toward these kids, sometimes subconsciously referring to them as 'his hatchlings' in his head, before snapping back to reality and becoming an embarrassed puddle of dragon goo as he registers his own thoughts.

He has wings, bc I said so, and he uses them to shield people under them, "them" being the little shits he adopted along the way.

He runs warmer than the average 6 and is literally a goddamn living heater. There was a poll between the others on the fact that between Kai and Lloyd, who is the better cuddle spot.

Sometimes during his panic attacks, he reverts to basic dragon instincts. He once saw Arin and Sora and started freaking out at their lack of draconic features. Because oh my FSM why don't my hatchlings have wings are u ok are u dying-

Arin and Sora are amused.

And it doesn't stop on the kids either, the rest of the ninjas suffer too. Lloyd wakes up Kai by plopping down on him in the morning, purring and telling him to get the hell up-

He has bitten Jay's ankle before, no you will not get an explanation. (It was his fault.)

Lloyd regularly rubs his face against the kids and other ninjas, kinda like a claim. He got extremely frustrated when his scent wouldn't remain on Zane. Zane was sad he couldn't help :(

More in part 2 when I feel like making it.

Lmao I'll add to my "fics to write later" list :)

Imma be real with you guys, I think Lloyd is gonna be a great father when he has a kid one day.

He'd be one of those parents who hover over their children, constantly telling them how much he loves them and that no matter what he's always gonna be by their side. You know, because trauma!

He's in a constant fear that he's gonna be like his father one day; That he's gonna leave his kid to fend for themself in a world that's out to get them.

This fear keeps growing and eventually spills over when his kid accidentally hurts themself.

He finally takes the cue to go and actually fucking talk with someone about his emotions and to talk to his teammates.

Oh, and he would also give candy to his kid. Because he would, don't fight me on this.

(Also, Kai tears up every time he sees Lloyd and his kid because this is the man HE raised, the little gremlin who was stealing candy yesterday. Nya is patting his brother on the back and wiping a tear in the corner of her eye. Jay is full-on sobbing every time he holds Lloyd's kid, Cole is standing behind him, watching him like a hawk so Jay doesn't accidentally drop the poor baby. (He and Kai have battled over who is the best uncle. (Spoiler: it's Zane. )) And Zane is shaking his head and making food for everyone.)