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When I tell you I laughed so hard

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Poseidon: the cyclops you made blind, was MINE Live Odysseus reaction:

Odysseus trying to run away from Poseidon with the Bag of Wind

Poseidon hates Odysseus but for love of Polites he lets him live

"I hate you and you know it Odysseus, I hate you more than anything, what's more the urge to kill you hasn't gone away."

".... but you haven't"

"Exactly, I didn't do it because of Polites because of him you're still alive if it wasn't for him I would have tortured and drowned you in the worst way long ago"

Odysseus swallows dryly

Hades: Poseidon, please stop killing people, I still haven't even finished cleaning up you guy's mess after the Trojan war!

Poseidon: tempting offer

Poseidon: no. *leaves*

Hades: *sighs*

Hades: well, at least it can't get any worse than this.

A voice from the horizon:

"TO THE THUNDERBRINGER~"

Hades:

Hades: oh fuCK YOU-

Zeus, after killing every single person on that boat, except his brother's opp: