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2 years ago

Fate/Battle Order incorrect quotes!

Can't believe I get to say this but MiNORS don't interact!!

Kamalei: Explain yerself now

Muramasa: Well first ascension s less "Senj Muramasa" and more "Emiya Shirou f he lived to his mid-60s" which is why I get along great with Lalter. The second ascension is "Muramasa as a young man" which is why I flirted with Musashi in that form. The third ascension is where things get interesting because that's a perfect blend between Emiya Shirou and Senj Muramasa. An that's all ther's to know about the Servant "Senji Muramasa"

Kamalei: THAT AINT WOT AH SPARKING MEANT YOU CABRร“N!! I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHY YOU USED ALL DA SAINT QUARTZ, EMBERS N ASCENSION MATS TAH MAKE A FECKIN SWORD!

Muramasa: Oh I just thought it'd be cool. I'm getting burned ain't I?

Kamalei: whot do ya think,?

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Achilles: Hey Kam, you'd love me no matter what right?

Kamalei: (not looking up from his Rotomphone) Was whacha broke important?

Achilles: maybe.

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Kama: Let me see if I understand this. The dog somehow managed to undo 29 command spells, super concentrated grail mud shot straight into your viens, and 1,506 years worth of suppressed anger and grief, with SEX?

Bedivere:(Covered in bite and claw marks) It's a tad more complicated than that. My beloved(points to Barghest, who's squealing in the corner ) filled me with love, light and hope. I just couldn't bear to let my pain, misery, and darkness touch her. So I just submitted.

Barghest:( Is dying of an odd mixture of glee and embarrassment)

Kama: I'm gonna be sick. Not just because of the love, but because of that joke.

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Arven(Sharpening his Katana): Some one made Jackie cry do da do da!(Begins cleaning Mabosstiff's fangs) That piece shit is gonna die! All tha do da day!

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(Douman and Kiara): Are in genuine romantic love ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

Kamalei: Ha hahaha we are FUCKED!

Douman(dreamily): ๐Ÿ’•Literally๐Ÿ’•

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Nemona: I don't see a problem

MHXX: Master, you tried to catch a Demon pillar.

Nemona: You normally don't complain when I do catch a Demon pillar though?

MHXX: This one was a Saber!!!

Nemona: ๐Ÿ˜’

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Okkie(visibly nervous) Are you sure Ma-kun's cool with this H-doujin we made about him and the Carrot?

Penny: Of course he is! I Legit asked

Kamalei:(Burns hole in wall) BITCH I SAID ONLY IF IT WAS ACCURATE!! AH'M A FECKIN TOP!!

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During S.E.Ra.P.H

Nemona:( trying to convince Medusa to have a battle with her and Melt)

Melt: Who would love someone that dumb?

(after watching Nemona get mind broken then SLOWLY assimilated by Kiara)

Melt:(sobbing) Me I would!!

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Tempestas: What have we learned about pranking people?

Jack: To do it in good humor?

Janta: To not do it to people we no will not ap-apapreciate our jokes

Nursery: To not get caught?

Jack and Janta: Nursery!!

Tempestas: No no she's right

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Kamalei: Why would ya think this was a good idea?

Musashi: I haven't done anything yet?!

Kamalei: Ah know. Jus practicin fer when ya do.


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