Fate/battle Order - Tumblr Posts
Overshadowed
Kamalei: So you and Medea are married?
Achilles: We met in the Underworld, but yes
Kamalei: WHY THE MIERDA CHISPEANTE IS THIS THE FIRST I'M HEARING ABOUT THIS?!
Achilles: Cause my history with Pat more or less overshadowed EVERY other relationship I had? You know I was married, right?
Kamalei: NOT THAT! I MEAN WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR A YEAR AND YOU NEVER MENTIONED THIS?! SHE'S BASICALLY MY SISTER!
Achilles: Kam, me and Medea are Greek, It's not that I don't love you two it's just
Kamalei: Dude I got it at Greek, just tell me next time
Another thing about Fate/Battle Order
Suzuka Gozen is literally the only Servant with basic common sense. She just only uses it 40% of the time. The other 60% she's urging Kamalei to do something horribly stupid.
Kamalei Fujimura's Pokemon
Short post as we FINALLY get the list of Kam's Pokemon! (Slight Violet Spoilers under the cut)
Freyr the Meowscarada, He seems confident in his power, but is a deeply lonely Pokemon that's desperate for approval.
Tempestas the Pawmot, She's something of a prankster who considers everyone in Chaldea a target. Not even FIRST HASSAN is safe.
Dionysus the Oinkologne, enjoys relaxation, and would rather be pampered instead of going out to save a history that isn't his
Hestia the Ceruledge, She's a natural pessimist who prefers to wait out a situation but is absolutely brutal in combat
Hebe the Daschbun, Is a bit shy, being hesitant to show her face around new Servants, but can be just as much of a troll as Tempestas around those she trusts
Achilles the Iron Treads, Just as prideful as his namesake, Achilles loves being the center of attention, even if he has to make someone else look bad. Because of his origins, his loyalty's in question.
Fate/Battle Order incorrect quotes!
Can't believe I get to say this but MiNORS don't interact!!
Kamalei: Explain yerself now
Muramasa: Well first ascension s less "Senj Muramasa" and more "Emiya Shirou f he lived to his mid-60s" which is why I get along great with Lalter. The second ascension is "Muramasa as a young man" which is why I flirted with Musashi in that form. The third ascension is where things get interesting because that's a perfect blend between Emiya Shirou and Senj Muramasa. An that's all ther's to know about the Servant "Senji Muramasa"
Kamalei: THAT AINT WOT AH SPARKING MEANT YOU CABRÓN!! I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHY YOU USED ALL DA SAINT QUARTZ, EMBERS N ASCENSION MATS TAH MAKE A FECKIN SWORD!
Muramasa: Oh I just thought it'd be cool. I'm getting burned ain't I?
Kamalei: whot do ya think,?
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Achilles: Hey Kam, you'd love me no matter what right?
Kamalei: (not looking up from his Rotomphone) Was whacha broke important?
Achilles: maybe.
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Kama: Let me see if I understand this. The dog somehow managed to undo 29 command spells, super concentrated grail mud shot straight into your viens, and 1,506 years worth of suppressed anger and grief, with SEX?
Bedivere:(Covered in bite and claw marks) It's a tad more complicated than that. My beloved(points to Barghest, who's squealing in the corner ) filled me with love, light and hope. I just couldn't bear to let my pain, misery, and darkness touch her. So I just submitted.
Barghest:( Is dying of an odd mixture of glee and embarrassment)
Kama: I'm gonna be sick. Not just because of the love, but because of that joke.
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Arven(Sharpening his Katana): Some one made Jackie cry do da do da!(Begins cleaning Mabosstiff's fangs) That piece shit is gonna die! All tha do da day!
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(Douman and Kiara): Are in genuine romantic love 💕💕
Kamalei: Ha hahaha we are FUCKED!
Douman(dreamily): 💕Literally💕
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Nemona: I don't see a problem
MHXX: Master, you tried to catch a Demon pillar.
Nemona: You normally don't complain when I do catch a Demon pillar though?
MHXX: This one was a Saber!!!
Nemona: 😒
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Okkie(visibly nervous) Are you sure Ma-kun's cool with this H-doujin we made about him and the Carrot?
Penny: Of course he is! I Legit asked
Kamalei:(Burns hole in wall) BITCH I SAID ONLY IF IT WAS ACCURATE!! AH'M A FECKIN TOP!!
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During S.E.Ra.P.H
Nemona:( trying to convince Medusa to have a battle with her and Melt)
Melt: Who would love someone that dumb?
(after watching Nemona get mind broken then SLOWLY assimilated by Kiara)
Melt:(sobbing) Me I would!!
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Tempestas: What have we learned about pranking people?
Jack: To do it in good humor?
Janta: To not do it to people we no will not ap-apapreciate our jokes
Nursery: To not get caught?
Jack and Janta: Nursery!!
Tempestas: No no she's right
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Kamalei: Why would ya think this was a good idea?
Musashi: I haven't done anything yet?!
Kamalei: Ah know. Jus practicin fer when ya do.
This Is more or less what happened in France, just replace the Gyarados with wyverns.
I Have polls now so,