Asmodeus X Reader X Fizzarolli - Tumblr Posts

here to annoy more mwahahahahha TW! sk!pp¡ng m3@ls

if ur comfortable, could you do some poly! fizz x asmodeus x reader who skips meals??? like, has coffee for breakfast, skips lunch and has a light dinner or smth???maybe with a hint of smut???

if you’re uncomfortable/don’t wanna do this request, i totally understand!!!

You're not annoying at all!!! Thank you for the requests! Also hello againnn~ :) I did my best with this one (except I barely proof read it, oops!)

Side notes: Please please please remember to eat & drink water yal! <3

CW: Talking about meal habits/skipping meals, A bit of angst, kissing, dry humping, choo choo train

[NSFW Under the Cut, MDNI 18+ ONLY]

Welcoming the end of the day, you laid relaxed and especially comfy on the couch with Fizzarolli snuggled up on top of you. You were watching your favorite comfort show on TV, listening to the distant sound of Asmodeus humming and shuffling around in the next room over. "Is anyone hungry? I'm thinking of making burgers~" he suggests, peeking his head around the corner with his eyebrows wiggling suggestively. 

Fizzarolli, who gasps excitedly, almost launches himself off the couch when he shoots up from his position. You fling your arms out to hold him steady by his hips as he bounces in your lap with a raised hand. "Ooo! Me me me me!" You grunt as he almost knocks the wind out of you. "I think he wants burgers," you giggle out jokingly. He sticks his tongue out at you and you return the childish gesture, earning a chuckle from Asmodeus. "Alright alright! So that makes two burgers." He then calls your name in a gentle voice, "Would you like one? I can make you something else too if you'd like…?"

Before you realize, you're blurting out, "Oh no, I'm okay! I already ate." Asmodeus hums in thought. "Well, what did you have to eat?" You swallow. Technically you DID eat today, just earlier…

"I had the leftovers from last night! They were so yummy even a day later!" Now why did you feel the need to say that? You tried to give him your most convincing grin, knowing you were lying straight through your teeth. He watched you carefully for a moment. The pause silence was enough to even calm Fizzarolli down, now both of them eyeing you suspiciously. Asmodeus sighs in defeat and makes his way into the kitchen. "Alright, well let me know if you change your mind. You know I’ll make anything you want, baby." 

Once Asmodeus is back in the kitchen, Fizzarolli's focus shifts back to you. His hands settle on your tummy as he straddles you. "Babeee," He calls to you teasingly. You give him a smile and call back to him in a similar tone,  "Yes babeee?" When he leans down to give you peck on the lips, you giggle and reach up to tug on his shirt, pulling him in closer to kiss you again. The temperature in the room seems to skyrocket as the kiss quickly gets more heated. You pull away briefly to catch your breath, only for him to chase you back into the kiss.

 Keeping your lips connected he maneuvers his legs between yours and slides his hands along your thighs. Grabs the backs of your knees, he slowly pushes you into a mating press and grinds himself against you. You gasp at the feeling of his hardon dragging against your core, trying your best to match his rhythm in your position. He pulls away and begins  kissing along your jaw, continuing to move your hips together. "Mmm baby, tell me something..". You offer him a whiny ‘mhm’ at the sound of his gruff voice. "What all DID you eat today?" He asks matter of factly. Confused, you let out a breathy 'what?' in response as you lift your hips against him, seeking more of his touch.

He murmurs the question again into your neck, pulling away just enough to see your reaction. You look up at him as he continues to hump himself against you, making you moan out softly, "mm...what do you mean?" He pauses for a moment, leaning down to give you a slower, sweeter kiss, then sits up, still holding your thighs. "I meaaan, what all did you have to eat today? You SAID you ate earlier, but what did you have?"  You blink up at him slowly before answering, "I told you guys I had left ov-" He cuts you off. "I know what you said…”, His voice starts to get quiet, more careful. “But I also know that's not true..." 

Shit. But how would he know that...? "I-I'm not sure what you-" he cuts you off again. "Babes, I ate the rest of the leftovers this morning for breakfast." You swallow and shift uneasily under him, even as his finger run comforting circles along your thigh. "So what did you actually eat today?" He asks again gently. You avert your eyes and laugh awkwardly, already knowing how this conversation was going to go. "Well, I had an iced coffee and one forth of a cookie this morning...hey, don't look at me like that!" He covers his face, fighting a smile "I’m sorry! I wasn’t looking at you any type of a way..." You grumble back, "You were...anyway I was..." A pause.. "...busy today so i forgot about lunch, but as soon as I got home I had some soup and crackers.."

"Babe, you came home with Ozzie at 11 this morning. It’s now 9 o'clock at night. " He says in a scolding tone. "Mhm yeah, I don't wanna talk about this anymore. I'd rather you kiss me," you say dismissively. Stretching your arms out, you make grabbing motions with your hands towards him. Fizzarolli leans back from your touch, making you frown and drop your arms. "Hun, you NEED to eat. And I don’t mean just coffee or soup either. You need REAL food! You can't take care of your body properly if you're not getting the right nutrition. Trust me, I know more than anyone how hard it is, but you'll only make yourself sick..." 

You know he's only trying to help you, but you can't help but feel defensive and snap back. "I DO eat Fizzarolli and I'm perfectly fine! I don't need you talking to me like I'm some child or something, telling me what to do." He falls backwards as you suddenly sit up and move off the couch, storming away into the hallway. As he sits in shock for a moment, trying to process how things escalated so quickly, Asmodeus peeks around the corner. "...Is everything alright in here?" He asks, eyebrows knitted together in worry. Asmodeus watches as Fizzarolli throws himself on the couch and lets out a muffled yell into the cushion. He then sits up and sighs, "I ate yesterday's leftovers." Frowning, Asmodeus crosses his arms. “What do you mean? I thought baby said-" 

"Yeah well baby lied. And on top of that they barely ate anything today! I just-," he takes in a shaky breath, wringing his hands together. "I'm just worried, ya know? I know what it's like...I don't want baby going through that..."

~~~

Meanwhile, in the room you're sprawled out in bed, yelling into the pillow you have squished on your face. You then lay still for a moment, trying to calm yourself down your heavy breathing. You do find some comfort in the softness of the pillow, using it as an attempt to hug your problems away. The click of the bedroom door opening and the soft call of your name has you holding your breath. Light footsteps make their way to the bed, and you hear and feel the springs make way for someone else. 

You hear your name again and surrender when the pillow is moved from your face. Asmodeus gives you a knowing smile and moves to prop himself up next to you. "Sweetheart," he starts, wrapping an arm around you. "Do you wanna tell me what happened?” You don’t immediately decline, mulling over the previous conversation with your other partner in your head. “I dunno… I just got upset I guess…I really didn’t mean to yell at Fizz…” You roll to face away from him and he pulls you closer. “I know you didn’t mean it…I think he knows that too.” He kisses the top of your head. “You know you shouldn’t miss meals hun, we’ve talked about this before. Froggy and I..we’re just worried about you because we love you.” 

You can’t help the tears that threaten to fall, nor the soft sniff of your nose that breaks the silence in the room. “I’m sorry…” The arms around you tighten and you find yourself tucked under Asmodeus’s chin. “It’s okay baby...” He murmurs comfortingly. “We’re here for you every step of the way.” You both stay cuddled like that for some time before he suggests rejoining Fizzarolli since he had been eating alone. Reluctantly you agree, gathering yourself and making your way into the kitchen. 

To your surprise, there were only two place settings at the table, one where Asmodeus sat down to eat and the other where Fizzarolli was sitting. You sit down in a chair next to them and look over to Fizzarolli. “Hi…” you speak to him shyly. He raises an eyebrow and gives you a gentle smile. “Hi…” He responds. Asmodeus interestedly watches you to share your awkward exchange, biting into his food.

Ready to peel off the bandaid, you begin to apologize, not for forgetting to eat, but for speaking to your partner harshly when he was only trying to express his concern. Fizzarolli listens and offers you the same, knowing that it’s a sensitive topic for you. After you talk things through, he asks if you’d like a hug, which you accept graciously. When you sit back down you notice Fizzaroli cutting into his burger with a fork and knife. Odd. 

He takes a small piece and turns to you, suddenly making train sounds. “Choo choo choo! Here comes the train!” You stare at him dumbly as the fork moves closer to your lips. “Open wideeee!” Rolling your eyes, you let out a laugh and open your mouth, taking the fork in your mouth. He grins looking between you and Asmodeus as you slowly chew the food, preparing another forkful for you. Asmodeus coos from the other side of the table, watching you take another bite. “Good job baby, if you can finish some more we can have WHATEVER you want for dessert~”  

Threesome

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Fandom: Helluva Boss

Pairing: Blitz x M! Reader (platonic)

Pronouns: He/Him

Warnings: drinking, mentions of cheating, joking about cheating, swearing

Word Count: 1.0k

Stumbling into a pole, he chuckled at his drunken mess. He giggled as he walked towards his office building, where he knew his boss would be. It had been an hour since Blitz claimed they needed to talk, but he wasn’t in any hurry. Blitz was known for being very… clingy. It wouldn’t be too strange if he called out of the blue.

Y/N sloppily opened the door and reached the elevator. As he was about to press the button, the elevator opened to reveal Blitz himself. His eyes shot up and he groaned, “Oh what the fuck.” He walked out and hoisted his arm over his neck. “I say I need to talk to you and you just get fucked up?” 

He laughed at Blitz’s reaction, “Oh, calm your tits, Blitz.” He slurred, “ I’m here, aren’t I? What do you want?”

Blitz rolled his eyes, “Maybe if you weren’t drunk off your dick then you’d know this is important.” He sounded annoyed but not angry. 

“Can we just hurry this up?” Blitz dragged him over to his car, “I want to go home and see Fizz-”

“Okay, stop,” Blitz said as he positioned him into the seatbelt. He got on the driver's side and started to drive. He seemed hesitant to respond. “Okay, your boyfriend is a fucking dick.”

Y/N’s brows furrowed, “Hey! Don’t say that about him, you fucking -”

“No, Y/N, seriously.” His brows furrowed as he listened to his boss. “You don’t know what I saw. Fizzarolli is an asshole. He cheated on you.”

“What?” The thought seemed to put an end to his drunken stupor. “What do you mean?”

Blitz seemed uncomfortable as he sighed, “Look, don’t take this the wrong way, I definitely do not care, but I walked in on Fizzarolli making out with a certain someone.”

A mischievous thought appeared in his mind as he listened. Did Blitz not know that Fizz was dating someone else too? That Y/N himself was dating another person too? The inkling that maybe it was someone other than Ozzie was there, but he pushed it away in favor of messing with Blitz.

“He did what?” He hissed, a convincing anger in his eyes. Blitz gulped nervously.

“Oh, uh, yeah-”

“Where is he right now?”

“Last I saw, he was in his buddy’s penthouse.”

He almost laughed, clearly he was talking about Ozzie. Why would Fizz know any other big bad in a fucking penthouse? He remained quiet for a moment, gathering himself, “So he’s cheating on me with Oz-Asmodeus, huh?” If Blitz noticed the slight slip-up, he didn’t say anything.

“Yeah, how’d you know?”

He gave a convincing sigh, “We’ve had this issue before.” 

Blitz was silent as he drove over to Asmodeus’ penthouse. He grabbed his guns and strapped them to his belt. “Come on, sweetheart, let’s go fuck these bitches up.” 

Y/N laughed silently as he followed. The elevator ride was silent save for the slow music playing in the background until it dinged at the 13th floor. The doors opened and Blitz immediately pulled his companion into the room. It was Asmodeus’ living room. Blitz glanced around before “sneakily” walking towards the stairs and climbing up to where the bedrooms were. Y/N followed in a less… obnoxious way. 

“AHA!” Blitz screamed as he kicked in a door. “Hm, not in here, huh?” He mumbled to himself before going to the next door and trying again. It amused Y/N to see how many of his belongings were in plain view but went unnoticed by Blitz.

Eventually, the last of the doors came. Blitz huffed as he kicked in that door, appearing faint as he fell forward, “Ah-hah!” He mutters softly from the floor. He glanced up and quickly jumped to his feet, seeing the culprits canoodling. “See Y/N! I told you! He’s a bastard!” 

Playing along, he ran to the door and gasped, faux tears filling his eyes, “Fizzarolli! How dare you do this to me! I thought you loved me!”

Fizz glanced up from where he was hugging Asmodeus with a confused frown, “What? I haven’t even done anything this time.”

He laughed internally as he brought the acting up a notch. He put a hand on his forehead dramatically, “Oh, woe is me! I feel heartbroken!” 

Blitz rolled his eyes, “Is this a fucking joke to you or something?” He lifted his hand, pointing a gun to Fizz. “Want me to just, I don’t know, shoot him for ya?”

Fizz stared at the barrel of the gun, “Blitzø-”

“Oh, no you don’t. You don’t get to speak after CHEATING on poor Y/N.” He attached himself to Y/N, wrapping his arms and legs around him. 

Fizz looked confused for a moment before noticing the amused look on his boyfriend’s face. Fizz’s expression changed into one of fake despair. “Oh, darling! I am so sorry! I didn’t realize how much I loved you!” 

Asmodeus looked around, utterly confused at the sights he was seeing. Blitz, on the other hand, looked proud of having Fizz “confess” to him. It took just a moment seeing the look on his face for Y/N to break, falling to the ground in laughter. Fizz joined in, laughing maniacally. 

“Woah, woah, woah, what about this is funny, asshole!” Blitz screamed.

Y/N wiped his eyes, “Right, right, sorry, Blitz.” He gestured to the clown and the deadly sin, “Fizz is dating Asmodeus. Asmodeus is dating Fizz. I’m dating Fizz. Asmodeus is dating me. We’re all in a relationship.”

It took Blitz a moment to wrap his head around what he was saying. When he did, his eyes widened, “You’ve had a THREESOME before?!”

His eyes twitched, “THAT'S ALL YOU CARE ABOUT?”

Blitz shrugged, “Well you lied during that game of ‘Never Have I Ever’ last week.”

He glanced over at his boyfriends who looked dumbfounded, “Ah, sorry, babes.” He said, scratching the back of his neck in embarrassment. “I wanted to mess with Blitz a little bit after he found me and told me Fizz was cheating on me.”

Fizz laughed, slinking over and throwing a hand over his shoulder, “So your first thought when he said I was cheating was, let’s fuck with ‘im?” He cackled, “That’s my boy!”

Asmodeus huffed, “Just- Don’t do that again.” He said, coming over and hugging his two boyfriends. “You worried me with that acting.”

Blitz groaned from across the room, “Great, this has been great, not really. See you in hell, bastards.”

“We’re already here, Blitz.”

“Fuck offff.”