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“sex/love is what makes us human!” people when then realize other animals do the same:

Mermaids are not half-fish. Their tails are mammalian, like dolphins and whales.

We’re learning about windows

ko-fi ❤️

my BOY (wip) idk about his hair. It's styling is a journey we will experience...together...

FINALly a design i don’t hate after like two days. Its...its probably the teeth...you can actually see them now. Also his face spikes don’t have the elongated toothpick quality that makes you wonder if he impales pillows while sleeping.

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

Greek Philosophy:

Plato: Humans are featherless bipeds.

Diogenes: *bursts into Plato's classroom with a plucked chicken* BEHOLD, A MAN!

Plato: *glares at Diogenes* Humans are featherless bipeds with broad flat nails.

I love Diogenes. Not for anything he stood for, but because he lived and breathed exclusively to clown on Plato every single day and I think that is really beautiful.

Some biologists refer to octopuses as having six “arms” and two “legs”, because the two rear appendages are generally used to walk on the seafloor.

I wasn’t prepared, BUT IT’S LIKE THE FIRST TIME I DO SOMETHING FOR SOME SPECIAL DAY LIKE HALLOWEEN!

Tbh, I had this idea for a really long time, but I couldn’t finish this drawing until now and now I’m happy about it!

It was pretty fun to draw Orlok wearing this pink fuzzy glitter scarf still being horrifying, but also fruity vampire man! I also wanted to draw him more, ‘cause Orlok seems to be underrated and that’s unfair.

Anyway, hope you like it and I wish y’all happy Halloween! 🎃 🦇 👻

obsessed with this rooster on tiktok that hatched with a random mutation that makes him nakey. bizarre little man