Bg3 Lae'zel - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.
But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.
And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.
And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.
Gale! What are you doing?
like I always say no one bullies Gale as well as those who romanced him __follow me also on__ telegram instagram
a small collection of lae'zel doodles
baldur’s gate 3 text posts
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Bg3 as unhinged posts 22/?
Part 21
Lae'zel: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Lae'zel: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Shadowheart: Uh... what's up with her?
Wyll: She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Lae'zel: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Astarion, crying: It's working.
I love the characterization of Lae'zel as a deliberate, reasonable person who through no fault of her own is wrong about almost everything
Mom'zel brainrot? yes
Is Xan the chubiest baby gith in Faerun? probably
!!Feel free to send ideas/asks/prompts with this two + the rest of the party, I feel like drawing them over and over lol
“I have not sinned against Vlaakith, she has sinned against me”
I love this line so fucking much yess girl go OFF
When you have both Lae’zel and Shadowheart in your party
Baldur’s Gate is so realistic, like duh of course seven random strangers with nothing in common would fall in love with me.
Edit: I wrote this when I was in Act 1, I know now that they share several things in common. I’m sorry pookies I didn’t know 😞