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4 years ago
Brad and Chris were SOOOO over the reflective lighting. 8 PA’s holding those silvery things seemed excessive.
Chris said even Slim Shady didn’t stand a chance here. Brad had two M&M’s melt in his hand. That’s when Brad asked Chris if M&M’s came in black and white.
The director, Shirley, cut in immediately. “Brad. They DON’T. Why don’t u go wash your hands OK?”
(Talking to herself) GOOD LORD.
“Ok. Take five people. Brad’s washing his hands…. With soap. You hear me Brad?!? One solid minute WITH SOAP. Will someone ensure he gets Siri on the timer…. Please.”
Shirley would ask for a raise that afternoon.

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