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5 years ago
Dabi: *walks into the villain hideout* Kurogiri, open a portal for me would ya?
Kurogiri: *opens portal*
Dabi: *shoves his head into the misty black void that is Kurogiri’s quirk*
Dabi: *screeching at the top of his lungs* FUCK ENDEAVOOORRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Dabi: they were right… therapy DOES help!
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5 years ago
How Dabi accidentally reveals he’s Todoroki Touya during a battle
Dabi:*about to burn shoto alive*
Shoto: do you have aloe?
Dabi: wha- why?
Shoto: for THIS SICK BURN IM ABOUT TO GIVE YOU!
Dabi: oh god… oh no…
Shoto: Yo mama so ugly…
Shoto: she made a blind kid cry!
Dabi: BITCH! SHES YOUR MOM TOO!
Shoto: what?
Dabi: oh fuck
Shoto: what??
Dabi: fuccck. Bye. *runs away from
his problems at the speed of light*
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