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Me, if any of the Dreamies asked me to call them daddy cus I'm submissive trash with a raging daddy kink:
NCT DREAM asking you to call them daddy texts
INCLUDES: swearing, suggestive content, kms jokes,dramatic lele & haechan, jisung and hi spelling mistakes😔
a/n: not proofread
How Dabi accidentally reveals he’s Todoroki Touya during a battle
Dabi:*about to burn shoto alive*
Shoto: do you have aloe?
Dabi: wha- why?
Shoto: for THIS SICK BURN IM ABOUT TO GIVE YOU!
Dabi: oh god… oh no…
Shoto: Yo mama so ugly…
Shoto: she made a blind kid cry!
Dabi: BITCH! SHES YOUR MOM TOO!
Shoto: what?
Dabi: oh fuck
Shoto: what??
Dabi: fuccck. Bye. *runs away from
his problems at the speed of light*
Beetlejuice and Lydia blowing kisses at each other 😘
Omg, my cousin was watching the teletubbies for the first time and I pointed out how the kids were British…and he’s like, what does that mean? So I tried explaining, and it did not go well.
He was like what’s British, their dog?
They speak Spanish? And he asked this question three times even though I confirmed it wasn’t what he was thinking of.
I can’t. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Mirabel, age 10: *sneezes*
Bruno, in the wall: Bless You.
Mirabel: ...Casita?
Bonus
Mirabel: You can talk! Finally I'll have someone to talk too when everyone is gone!
Bruno, internally: "sh*t sh*t sh*t! I cant ignore her now!"
From that day on Mirabel thought she was speaking to Casita, but it was actually Bruno in the walls. Bruno told her only she(Mira) could talk to Casita, and casita only had the ability for one hour each day. Mirabel was jazzed, and super proud, she tried telling everyone but they thought it was just a way to comfort herself, except Dolores but she knew it was Bruno and Mirabel just looked so happy she didn't want to spoil it for her.
Fast forward to when they rebuild casita and Mirabel shoots up from bed one night, runs down the hall, and ninja kicks Bruno's door down while screaming "It was you!"