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I have to say.... I have to say... Please...

They were not innocent!
A thing that i create for my new comic that i have in mind, i already did on X the first part now i Will continue if you want to see more let me know!
Bob x sick reader
Fluffy
"oh god... My nose.." You say holding the napkin in your hand, realizing that for some mystical reason you have fallen ill, You've always been careful, but especially since you didn't have to work this week, you stayed at home, how can a normal person gets sick at home? You couldn't believe it... You hate being sick and you hate the feeling of your blocked nose.
You feel on the bed with a "uff" and stayed wihh the back towards the sheets, you were feeling like shit, how could this happened... You needed help... But you can't disturb people, your ego say try and do it yourself.
You heard 5 knocks on the window, you jump a little as you look at the sound, who could it be if not... Bob ..."Bob why are you here? And i already told you i have do-*COUGH COUGH*... Uuhh fuck" you cough hard as your troath started to hurt.
Bob rushed towards you and put his hand on your forehead, "ehy darlin' i thought i could make a visit and i think i choose the right time" he chuckle as he then took off his jacket and Red hat, he then went to the kitchen fast and returned with a glass of water and honey, you hate honey.
"what's that?" you pointed out a little disgusted, he saw that and chuckle for your face "oh now don' be a baby darlin', i know you don' like it but it's for your troath... C'mon now open your mouth~" he said with a Imperceptible smirk as he sit near you, you blushed even in a moment like this where there was nothing hot, you were blushing for his voice, "mhm.." you nope with your head, he said again as you nope again, he started to irritate but didn't show it, he stayed with a smile on his face, "y/n.. This is for your healt, it Will make it feel better after i promise just... Take it" he said Leaning his hand with the spoon full of gold honey near your mouth more, you You close your mouth more and turn away "mhm!", his face now slowly pissed "y/n-" he couldn't finish as you cough again, it was a bad one this time as you made a weird face "God... I taste blood" Bob made a strange smile and stare at you for a second "thats why honey Will help you heal it" "Bob i dont like honey! Give me something else but not honey" Bob sigh deeply as stand up and went to the kitchen again, returned after 5 minutes and give to you a glass of hot Milk, "okey maybe this one Will be more to you' taste, take it darlin'" you saw it and were more happy than before so you took the hot glass and took a sip "mmhh! Thats better!" he smirked mischievously and you notice his face and made a confused sound "oh honey... You really like it uh~", you blush a little "w-what" you chip, "the Milk... You like it?" you raise a eyebrow and stare at him "mhmh~ did you know that... Honey can melt right?" he laugh and you then blush in embarassment "wha-why!Bob i told yo-" he put his index finger on your lips and lick his lips "now now darlin' don't be touchy, that means you're going to be a good girl now and drink all the glass I gave you, right honey..? His eyes were almost closed and had that kind of shadows that made your back have chills and his mouth was arching in a smirk, this man could make you do things that you couldn't even control, you were all red and flustered now, so you decided you didn't have a choice even because you were feeling shit and your troath hurt like hell, why this moment was turning out in something else... Jeez why you were so horny all the time.
You then started to take more sip on the glass even because the cup was still hot, his face returned normal and his gentle smile returned, he caressed your cheek "good girl.. Just like that~ now you will feel better after drinking that" you felt chills and melt from his words... Why he has to make sexy everything he say, maybe is for his strong accent, he noticed that and moved near your ear and whispered in a very deep voice "you know... If you weren't sick darlin' I'd punish you right now~" you stayed still and froze in the spot you "Hahahaha!" you hear him laugh as you make a confused face "oh oh~ you should see your face now! I got you!" you became flustered and embarassed as you bring your sheets and cover your face, grunt in embarassment, he chuckle and came near you and caress your hands "oh c'mon now lambchop i was joking, but i have to admit that you ar' acting a little" you grunt and turn around away from him "gmh!" he took of your sheets took your chin in his hand and kiss your lips gently, you gasp as you slap his arm "Bob! You can get the flue too!" he chuckle and kiss your forhead.
After a while you were feeling sleepy, the little moment that Bob made a while ago was strange and even hot, you hope that you weren't so Cooled, anyway he was around the house while you were laying on your bed trying to catch some sleep.
Bob was right the Milk with the honey make out your troath and was better than the medications you took yesterday, Bob was cleaning all your angles and He was fixing whatever he could find at home, all this to help you he knew how much work you have so cleaning your house a little was maybe something that could make you feel a little bit better.
You feel asleep and Bob didn't notice cause he was in the kitchen preparing you some metal for later. When he finished he went to check on you and you were Snoring merrily, he smiles and giggles a little in your presence and goes to rest on the couch.
7 pm arrives and you were still sleeping, Bob notices the time and comes to your room to wake you up even if he didn't want to disturb you but you couldn't skip dinner, he wakes you up and you wake up with a small sound and get up, with his arm around your waist he accompanies you to the kitchen to eat, "Bob... Bob what did you make" you ask with a sleepy voice "i thought that you could need some juicy meat to refresh your energy..." he drol a bit as you were starting to eat he was staring at you with an intense gaze "Bob? Are you okey?" you ask him and he answered just with "yeah..."
You ate it all and it was delicious, you were now full and decided to sit on the sofà with Bob, he hugged you from behind and you laid your head on his chubby chest, "Bob...?" he hum "thanks... For... You know everything that you did today, you didn't have to" he looked at you and kissed your head "darlin' you don' have to thank me, i did it because i don' like seeing you like this" you smile warmly and hugged tight, At some point you couldn't resist but cough, your troath hurt again as you were feeling your head dizzy "oh.. GOD... I thought it get better? *cough COUGH* Bob He holds you tight and caresses your back, takes you a glass of water and gives it to you, "it's okey take this" you take a big sip of the water and it calm down.
"mmhh..it still hurt" Bob stare at you for a second and then got up, you couldn't see him but he was searching for something you hear glass clicking and snapping of a Jar, he smirk and came back with something behind he was chuckling, "what are you hiding" you chuckle, he then show you a glass of Milk... No... Not again you thought but then you started laugh "OH come on!" you laugh and he started to laugh too "you don' have a choice darlin' c'mon... It's only for tonight and then i will buy a Syrup for that..." you smile and took the glass in your hand, he sit near you as he put his hand on your waist you jump a little "wo..I didn't think I'd have this effect on you..hehe~" you groan and took a sip of the glass of Milk, he kissed your cheek and smile warmly at you, "good girl".
his hand now was caressing your side slowly, you blush by his hand, he realize and... "what?... Are you flustered?" you hide your face in his chest, "hehe~" he was laugh as you were trying not to melt.
He kissed your head and stayed like that for as long as you needed, as he noticed you falling asleep on his shoulder he catch the glass before it fell, he bring you up gently in his arms and took you to bed, he She puts you under the covers and you start relaxing between the pillows, he stays there for a while until he starts to She puts you under the covers and you start relaxing between the pillows, he stays there for a while until he starts to leave "Bob..." he turn his head fast you were still awake? "ehy darlin' you should take some sleep you know" you couldn't see him because your eyes were half closed but you grunt and Stretch your arms up as a sign that you want to hug "oh you want hug? Okey.." he close his Space with you and hugged you tight kissing you on your head, you didn't let him go as you wrap your arms around him tightly "darlin'.. I have to go.. Ehy..." "mmhhgg.. No..." he sigh "really.. C'mon let me go i Will visit you tomorrow" "please...stay.." he smiled again and as you insisted and your arms weren't moving he decided to stay for the night.
You wrap your arms around him as you kissed his lips "now you Will stay with me for the week" he was shocked but after a minute he chuckle and kissed you again as his hands were feeling your body "yeah.. I will stay even more noè thanks..." he said joking and you laugh a bit.
You two feel asleep and the next day you were feeling better but Bob wasn't as he open his eyes he Sneezes, he look at you unimpressed, you laugh at him "yeah thanks.." you kissed all his face "oohh poor baby, now I Will make you feel better bobby" you smile.

Ehy guys Im here again with a little oneshot, anyway i hope you are having a great day and hope you enjoyed, if you have new ideas let me know in the ask-box! 🫐✨🌼💗


Love Interest - Bob Morley Imagine
Bob x Reader
Summary: You begin a new series and your character has a love interest, little did you know how much you’d take a liking to Bob himself.
Warnings: Beginnings of smut, kind of, if even
You fidgeted with the bottom of the shirt you had on. It was a long plain black top with an american flag printed on the sleeve. It was massive on you and it made you wonder just how tall he was as the large t-shirt was supposed to belong to your character’s boyfriend in the show.
Lizzy, your co-star, stood beside you in a simple pair of jeans and flannel shirt. She wasn’t filming until later. It was just you and Bob for the morning, who you hadn’t met yet as he was finishing up filming for the 100. You had been filming most of your scenes with Lizzy as you were her best friend on the show. ‘So happy it’s you doing this scene, I hate them’ She grumbled.
You smiled at her, her blonde hair was pulled up into a messy bun and she was chewing on her lip. You had worked with her before when you two were younger when she had started her career in acting and you had kept in contact since, you weren’t friends you just knew each other. The producers had been happy that you two had chemistry before the show so it would come across on screen. ‘It doesn’t really bother me, I’d prefer not to but I’m okay with them’ You shrugged.
She looked away from the bedroom set where the crew stood giving the set some adjustments and to you. ‘Oh yes’ She let out a loud laugh. ‘You should be used to this with that last movie you were in’ You closed your eyes groaning. ‘I am never playing a hooker again. It was crazy’ You groaned complaining as you crossed your arms over your chest. You were happy for the heat in here, you only work a short pair of shorts under the shirt, only the very bottoms of them peeking out underneath it.
Lizzy giggled beside you. She was the leading lady and you were her best friend. Her love story was something that was going to play out on screen whereas your character had a boyfriend for years and you two were stable enough, as stable as it could be in a drama like this. That you were kind of thankful for, although a little worried.
You felt Lizzy’s elbow dig into your ribs and your eyes shot open. ‘Huh?’ You looked at her but she wasn’t looking at you. You turned your head following her gaze. You felt your breath catch in your throat when you found who she was staring at. He was here. Your eyes fell on the man you had been waiting for and you would be spending the next few months side by side with.
Bob Morley.
He walked onto set with the Producer beside him. He was dressed in a tight black top. With every move he made you could see the firm muscles flexing underneath the material, the v- neck gave you a view of his smooth tanned skin. It was short sleeved and his large biceps were on show.
The light demin jeans he wore hung low on his hips and he readjusted them as he walked pulling them further up. Your eyes lingered on his hands. The were so big, his fingers long and his palm large. They were definitely manly hands, strong and structured. His legs were long and strong.
His black hair tumbled in loose curls over his forehead. You watched as his lips stretched into a smile lighting up his face as he laughed. The stubble on his face only drew your eyes to his jaw and lips. He was beautiful.
Sure, you had seen him on screen and in photos, or watched interviews but that definitely didn’t compare to seeing him in person. He was stunning. The way he walked even had confidence in his step. ‘Damn, you got lucky’ Lizzy breathed beside you. You nodded. ‘Lucky? That’s not the word’ You breathed.
You tensed as Dave, your producer waved at you. ‘Well, I’ll see you later’ Lizzy smiled before turning leaving you standing on your own. You rolled your eyes and began to walk over to the two men. The closer you got the more you realized how tall he was.
You stopped in front of them. Now that you were closer you could see how his brown eyes sparkled as he took you in. Okay, Beautiful did not begin to cover the man in front of you. He was something else entirely, something you couldn’t describe. ‘Bob’ Dave smiled. ‘Katie’ He gestured between the two of you. ‘Y/n, Bob’ You instantly held out you hand letting a smile settle on your face.
Bob reached out and gripped your hand in his. His skin was soft and warm, and his hand easily engulfed your small ones. ‘Hi, pleasure to meet you’ His voice was deep and you sighed. His accent was thick and to die for, you had always loved the Australian accent. ‘Hi, Bob’ You let your smile widen. ‘Pleasures all mine really’ You giggled. ‘I’ll leave you to it’ Dave nodded at the two of you before walking towards the bedroom set.
You watched him before turning back to Bob. You gulped your eyes meeting his again. He squeezed your hand before letting it go. You allowed yours to drop back to your side your fingers grazing your thigh. ‘It’s great to be working with you’ Bob drew your attention back to him. ‘I’ve seen your work, you’re an amazing actor’ You felt a blush rise to your cheeks.
You shuffled your bare feet as his smile widened. ‘I-um-thanks’ You stuttered. You almost kicked yourself. Way to go Y/n, the first time you meet him you turn into a stuttering blushing mess. ‘Eh me too’ You furrowed your eyebrows. ‘I mean, you-eh’ You groaned and you heard him laugh a little. ‘I get it’ Bob reached out putting his hand on your shoulder.
You looked up at him with a shy smile. ‘I’ve seen your stuff too’ You breathed out feeling a little relaxed as you looked at the kind smile on his lips. ‘It’s good’ You nodded and you watched as his smile grew. ‘I’ve actually watched the 100 since it aired’ You began to ramble. Great from not being able to talk to not being able to stop. ‘You and Eliza have amazing chemistry. I’ve been a total Bellamy fan from the beginning, he’s really something. And you play him really well’ You were thankful for running out of breath.
Bob let another laugh fall from his lips. ‘Thank you, I wasn’t even expecting you to even know who I was’ He dropped his hand from your shoulder. You chuckled. ‘Of course I know who you are, when Dave told me you were playing Nathan I read at least the first 10 pages on Google’ You giggled. Bob raised an eyebrow. ‘Really?’ You shook your head and he began to laugh. It was deep and throaty, and it gave you goosebumps.
You watched him laugh. ‘Bob, Y/n’ You both heard. Bob stopped laughing as you looked over your shoulder. Dave stood by the set waving at you both. ‘I guess that’s us’ You looked back at him and he nodded. ‘Let’s hope we do it justice’ He said as you both began walking towards the set. ‘Well the fact we met about five minutes ago and we’re supposed to know each other about 10 years isn’t gonna be easy’ You glanced sideways at him. ‘But we’ll nail it, it may take a few tries but we’ll be good’ You smiled at him as he turned his head smiling down at you too.
You sat cross legged on the bed a book in front of you. It was a novel but you weren’t reading it. There was a knock on the fake door opposite the bed. Looking up you seen Bob opening it a little and peaking his head through. ‘Can I come in?’ He had a worried subdued expression on his face. You allowed your eyes to narrow and eyebrows to furrow a deep scowl on your face. ‘No’ You spat looking back down at the book.
You heard him sigh and then the door closed. You looked up to see him standing inside the room leaning back against the door. His shoulders were slumped and he looked up through his long lashes at you. You reached out slamming the book shut before tossing it off the bed.
You stood angrily. ‘You couldn’t have waited until I calmed down huh?’ You snapped. He stepped away from the door. ‘I’ve known you long enough babe to know you won’t calm down’ He smiled and you scoffed looking around the room. ‘You punched him Nate, you said you were going to give all that up’ Bob walked over to you stopping when he was toe to toe with you. ‘You didn’t hear what he said about you, he sa-’ You head snapped up. ‘I heard what he said’ You growled. ‘It didn’t warrant a punch Nathan’ He sighed.
Bob looked away from you. ‘I told you Nate, next time you lost your cool like that we were over. I can’t deal with this anymore’ You turned away from him. He reached out before you could reach the bed and grabbed your arm. He spun you around pulling you back to him. You raised your other arm as you collided with his chest.
You both lost your footing and he stumbled causing you to follow him. Bob’s arm wrapped around your waist and your hand gripped his shirt. He found his balance first and righted you. You let a breath fall from your lips. Bob started chuckling and you began giggling as well. You dropped your head on his chest laughing a little. ‘I don’t think I need to pull as hard next time’ Bob squeezed you a little with another chuckle.
You reached out shoving him away from you. You were both back into the scene. ‘Oh you think I care, I don’t’ You screamed at him. He stared at you for a moment before reaching out grabbing your face. He yanked you to him. Your hands came up landing on his chest. ‘That’s an outright lie’ He growled before his lips collided with yours. You froze for a second. Then you began kissing him back.
His lips were soft, a sharp contrast to the harshness he was kissing you with. One of his hands left your face and traveled down your body. He wrapped it around your waist. You reached up standing on your toes to wrap your arms around his shoulders. One of your hands threaded through his curly locks. They were so soft and fluffy. He pulled his lips from yours. ‘I love you Mon’ He breathed. You let yourself smile. ‘I love you too’ You pressed your lips back to his.
You jumped wrapping your legs around his waist. His hand roamed your bare thigh causing you to shiver. He crawled up the bed and dropped down hovering above you. His lips met yours again. You reached down your fingers slipping under his shirt. They ran over his skin and you felt him shiver. Damn, It was nice to know you had some kind of effect on him.
You pushed his shirt up and he leaned back. He reached behind his back and grabbed his shirt pulling it over his head. He tossed it to the side. You sat up and you fingers splayed across his chest. He leaned down and pressed his lips to yours. It had only been a while but damn you were beginning to fall in love with those lips. They were perfect.
He reached forwards and grabbed the bottom of the black top you had on. He pulled it up. You lifted your arms and were left in your bra when he pulled it from your body. You seen his eyes roam your body and you fought off a blush, or even the instinct to shrink back a little. This was the first time you met him and you were already half naked.
Before you could though he pressed his lips to your jaw. You let out a sigh and tilted your head back. You eyes closed and a look of bliss found it’s way onto your face. You dropped back and he followed. His warm body covered yours. You sighed wrapping your arms around him. Your fingers ran over the soft tanned skin of his back. His hand landed on you thigh pulling it up to his hips.
He pressed his lips against yours again. You smiled slightly happy to have his lips back on yours. He shifted slightly rutting his hips against yours. You reached down and began to unbuckle his belt as his hands roamed the bare skin of your body, one on your thigh and the other on your side.You pushed at his jeans pushing them down his legs. He wiggled out of them and was left on his boxers.
You wrapped both your legs around his hips pulling him to you as you tangled one hand in his hair and the other on his back pulling his body to yours again. The warm skin of his abdomen pressed against your. You continued to kiss him. ‘Cut’ You heard Dave call.
Bob took a second to pull his lips from yours. You unwrapped your legs from around him and smiled up at him. He smiled down at you. ‘Great job, I don’t think we need to do another take’ You both sat up looking at Dave. ‘Thank’ You smiled at him. Your black top appeared in the corner of your eye. ‘Thanks’ You smiled at Bob who held out your top for you.
You both put back on the clothes as Dave showed you some of the footage. ‘Told you we’d nail it’ You smiled up at him as he pulled his jeans up further. Bob smiled down at you and nodded. ‘It looks good’ His Australian accent was back instead of the American on he used for his character.
Later that day after filming a more scenes you were walking from the wardrobe trailer. ‘Y/n’ You turned to where your name was being called. Bob was running towards you. /when he seen you had stopped he began to slow a little. He was in a different jeans, and a top, covered with a black shirt. He had a beanie covering his curls. You presumed that was his normal outfit, just like you had on. A plain jeans and top.
Bob stopped in front of you with a smile. ‘Hey’ You giggled as he panted slightly. ‘Hey, glad I caught you’ He stood straight. He fixed his shirt before becoming slightly nervous. ‘Eh, have you got anything planned for the evening?’ He asked. He shifted from on foot to the other. You shook your head. ‘No, just going to head home and relax, why?’ You tilted your head to the side.
Bob cleared his throat. He stuffed his hands into his jeans. ‘You want to grab a coffee? Get to know each other’ You felt your lips spread out into an over excited smile. You nodded eagerly. ‘Yeah, I’d love to’ You seen some of the tension leave his body. His face relaxed into a more easy smile. ‘Great, you want to go now?’ You nodded at him.
You both made your way from the trailer over to the cars. ‘You need a ride?’ He asked. You puller your bottom lip between your teeth. ‘Would you mind? I walked today’ Bob smiled leading you over to a sleek black car. ‘Of course not’ He reached out opening the door for you.
You blushed. ‘Thanks’ You climbed into the car. It was clean and nice inside, but it smelled like him, like the cologne he had been wearing all day. The door closed beside you and you watched him walk around the car. You let out a shaky breath.
You could not believe you were working with Bob Morley. You had only spent a day with him but you were pretty sure you two would get along. He was extremely nice and got along with everyone on the cast. He was sweet and considerate and was able to make you laugh more than you ever had before. And he was so easy to work with, you two had fallen into an easy rhythm throughout the day as you worked on more scenes together. It was going to be a fun few months, definitely.
What did you do to deserve this wonderful man as your love interest. Whatever it was it must have been pretty damn good.
I’m thinking about a part two?
Maybe making it a short series?
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Lily’s War (Chapter 3)
Summary: SOE Agent Lily Darlington is unexpectedly demoted from her position and offered a life changing opportunity to become the first female Paratrooper in US history?
Pairing: TBD - The suspense is part of the fun, no?
Warnings: Mentions of violence, language, Mentions of SA
A/N: Here is chapter 3! I’m so sorry for the wait. I hit huge slump of writers block, coupled with 14 hour days at work (tv industry problems), but its finally here, and I really hope the next part will be worth the wait.
Chapter 1 / Chapter 2

Chapter 3.
Camp Toccoa, 1942.
Private Lily Darlington was a smart enough young lady to know that going in as the sole female, and joining an entire, and somewhat established company of men, was never going to be a doozy. What she hadn’t anticipated however, was just how much of an utter shit show the first weeks would turn out to be. Having worked the best part of three years within a male dominated organisation, where you wouldn’t have a place at the table if you didn’t deserve to be there, being thrust back to the beginning was a stark reminder that misogyny was alive and well in the US Army.
From her very first day, the men had built up an idea of her. Lily found it important to make note that not a single man had yet spoken to her during this time frame, or any time after, however, they believed themselves to know everything about her without actually getting to know her. The gossip among the men on how they perceived a woman to be in the face of war was not one of glowing promises. Hours wasted pinning her hair, tears shed at the possibility of ruining one’s meticulously on trend manicure. There had been a bet as to how long the girl could get up Currahee before collapsing, with no man wasting a bet on if she’d make it to full pack. Issuing her with a rifle would be simply unthinkable, women are soft and gentle, not trained to kill, she would be a danger to herself, and others if she got her hands on one. How would it be possible for a young woman to share a barrack with eleven other men. Young men, who smoked, cussed, gambled, and talked about things women ought not to hear. She wouldn’t stick it out, that was for certain, they gave her one week with Sobel to throw in the rag, War was no place for her, and Easy wouldn’t be her Company.
Much to their disappointment, the young girl made it past their premature deadline. By no means had it been easy, but she wasn’t failing like the men had initially assumed, and yet, her progress only seemed to make their dislike of her increase growing more and more evident by the day. Introductions were slim to none, most the men had made it quite clear that they weren’t interested in becoming friends, and she had resorted to getting to know her fellow company by the names painted on their footlockers and by listening into conversations she wasn’t privy to. Incidentally, on the first night, she discovered her belongings had been unceremoniously moved to the far end of the bunk house. Next to the seemingly loudmouthed Private Guarnere, and opposite Private Liebgott, a chap who’s dislike for her rivalled that of all the others combined, neither of the two were overly gracious about sharing their space, it seems that they had lost a bet in which she was the punishment. Suffice to say that they didn’t spent their evenings trading secrets and braiding each others hair, though she did overhear Liebgott mention his interest in shaving hers off when he thought she was asleep that first night. She’d resigned to sleeping facing him, with her hair firmly tucked under the covers in an attempt to deter him ever since.
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summary: an accidental call to your boyfriend on girls night leaves everyone shocked at a revelation they never thought they would have; bob fucks.
pairing: robert floyd x girlfriend!reader
word count: 1.8k
warnings: allusions to smut throughout but none actually, mentions of alcohol, mentions of a daddy kink, one mention of 50 shades of grey as a joke 😭
part 2!
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Bob, Rooster and Coyote were all sat on the couch in Hangman’s living room whilst an old 80s rock record played through the speaker, watching the latter animatedly talk about some new position him and his girlfriend had tried out the night previous.
“And then I had her leg wrapped around my neck Javy, it was literally insane.”
Javy laughed at his best friend’s antics whilst Rooster spluttered, “You’re so full of shit Bagman! Not even a gymnast could pull that off.” Bob nodded in agreement and Jake started up again.
“Rooster, you’re just mad that the grannies you’re ploughing in missionary get arthritis before you can finish.”
Bob couldn’t even politely hold in his laugh at the dig as Coyote started to smack his arm in an effort to stop cackling, whilst Rooster huffed something about how she was only two years older than him with an eye roll. Now filled with the urge for revenge Rooster decided to strike the first person in his eye line.
“How come we never get to hear about you and your girlfriend Bob?” Rooster questioned, which was cruel of him. He knew Bob was a private person but the alcohol they had slowly been consuming over this ‘boys night’ had lowered his inhibitions slightly and he was still seething from Jake’s dig so Bob seemed like the easy target. Bob shrugged as the boys turned to him expectantly.
“It’s not gentlemanly, I dont expect she says anything about us to her friends either,”
Coyote seemed pleased with his response and slapped him on the back a little too painfully before putting in his (unwanted) two cents.
“See that boys? Always the southern gentleman hey Bob?”
Jake laughed loudly at the two admissions he had just heard.
“What bagman?” Bob asked, growing more agitated by his friends who were a little more inebriated than he was.
“You are out of your depth if you think Phoenix, Halo and our girlfriends aren’t talking about us specifically in the bedroom right now.”
Reminded of your current whereabouts, Bob began to wonder what you and your girlfriends talked about on your bi-monthly girls night. After all that is why he was drinking at Hangman’s place. Jake would never admit it but he hates being alone in his house without his girl, hence the invitation to boys night being sent out to his friends. Bob was about to speak up again when ‘My Girl’ by the temptations started playing from his pocket, signifying that his girlfriend was indeed calling him. Jake giggled out,
“Seriously Baby on board, I promised my girlfriend I’d start being nicer to people but you are making that promise so goddamn hard right now.”
Rooster felt bad for starting up this conversation and came to Bob’s defence,
“I love this song,” this prompted a fake gag from Jake into Javys face.
“Can you guys shush for like one sec,” Bob pleaded before answering the call.
“Hey baby,” Bob spoke.
No reply. Weird.
“Hello?” Bob spoke again, he could hear muffled sounds but no clear words. Begrudgingly switching the phone to speaker in one last attempt to hear you clearly, Bob held his phone out and the boys leaned in rather too nosily for Bob’s liking. There was more muffled noises until a sound rang out that the boys assumed was you moving your phone into a better position.
“Hi baby,” Bob tried again, but it became obvious that you couldn’t hear him. He reached to end the call when a voice rang out.
“YOU CALL HIM WHAT?!” Jake’s ears perked up, he would recognise that voice anywhere, that was unmistakably his girlfriend. Jake gestured for Bob to put his phone on the coffee table so they could all hear where the rest of this conversation (which was definitely not meant for their ears) would go. Bob felt slightly bad that this would be an invasion of your privacy, but that feeling quickly subsided when he heard your response.
“Look, Daddy kinks aren’t even that uncommon, Jake has made you do even crazier stuff and you can’t even argue that!”
Rouge began to spread across Bob’s cheeks and he reached to end the call to prevent further embarrassment in front of his closest friends. However, all three other boys seemed to be working in tandem as Coyote moved to hold Bob down and Hangman held the phone away from him all whilst Rooster reminded Jake that he should mute themselves so that they shouldn’t have to worry about a noise coming from them which would alert you of the call currently taking place without your knowledge.
Phoenix cut in before Jakes girlfriend could retaliate to your earlier statement. She was curious,
“And like.. you enjoy that?” Bob was reminded of the sheer amount of people who he worked with who were now aware of a certain preference he had and he cringed.
Your giggle was heard across the phone and the boys struggled to contain their own.
“I mean when I first met him I was not expecting it at all, but like… it’s so hot when he takes charge,” the girls all squealed and you were spurred on, “the other week he even tied my hands up so I couldn’t touch him when he went down on me.”
More squeals ensued but not just from the girls, Rooster was surprisingly high pitched when he wanted to be. Halo squawked out,
“Phe I cannot believe your little back seater is a total fifty shades of grey type freak!”
Jake’s girlfriend seemed to find this even funnier than everyone else,
“‘Little’! Ha! You’re funny Halo!” This intrigued the two female pilots even more as they prodded at you. Phoenix spoke up first,
“How am I supposed to look him in the eyes after this?!” She laughed.
Halo then decided to question you further, “Okay, I’m gonna move my hands apart and you tell me when to stop,”
A snort from Jake’s girlfriend followed and then silence for a few seconds. The boys stared Bob down suddenly wishing they were with the girls. A shriek interrupted their train of thought and Bob buried his face into his hands.
“NO WAY!” Halo all but screamed. You winked at her and she screamed again, “God, no wonder I saw you limping around the Hard Deck the other day!”
Rooster looks up at this revelation and questioned Bob, “Bro you said she hurt her knee at work,” Bob smiled sheepishly and Coyote continued his annoying habit of smacking anyone in the near vicinity when he finds something particularly funny.
Bob shushed them all as you began to speak again, “Look if we’re being honest now I want to admit something else,”
“Please have a sex dungeon, please have a sex dungeon, please have a sex dungeon, please have-”
“Jake shut the fuck up he does not have a sex dungeon,” Rooster came to Bob’s defence once again, “…do you?”
Bob scoffed at the absurdity of Roosters question, “Hey! I was just checking man!”
You started up again, “that time I lost my voice from a mean cold… it was not a cold.” The girls shrieked with laughter, “and that’s all I’m saying on that matter.”
There was movement on the phone as Phoenix finally spoke up from her laughter, “I need another drink, anyone else for one?” There was a combination of yeses and Halo got up to help her retrieve what was left of the wine.
There was more shuffling then a loud gasp much clearer than everything else the boys had heard, they looked at each other and grinned.
Jake’s girlfriend looked up from her phone and asks you, “whats up, babe?”
“I’ve been on call to Bobby this whole time.”
Bob couldn’t help but laugh at your use of the sweet nickname after seemingly revealing all of yours and his dirty secrets.
Jake’s girlfriend ever the people pleaser tried to reassure you, “Well we didn’t hear anything from them? Maybe he butt answered your butt dial?”
You breathed a sigh of relief at her words, because they made sense right? You reached to end the call but then a voice from your phone spoke up.
“Baby, you are far too optimistic.” Jake chuckled into the phone hoping to surprise his girlfriend.
Jake’s girlfriend laughed and you gasped, “Jake! Hi um… sorry how long have you been on the phone? Is it just you there?”
A chorus of laughs occur from the boys side of the phone and you groan into Jake’s girlfriends hair.
Rooster speaks up this time in a teasing tone, “Best behave for Daddy tonight Angel.” And you groan even further into Jake’s girlfriend as Phoenix and Halo return with wine in hand.
Phoenix gives you a confused look and you explain, “I butt dialled Bob.” Halo threatens to spill the remnants of wine with how hard she is shuddering with laughter.
Phoenix speaks into the phone, “Hi boys!”
Coyote laughs and responds, “Hey Phoenix!”
You finally dare to ask the question that’s been plaguing you, “So how much of that did you actually hear?”
Your sweet, loving boyfriend finally spoke up, “From about the daddy kink up until now, Sweetheart.” He chuckled.
“I’m so sorry, Bobby.” You cringed.
“Don’t worry about it, just be glad I’m not trying to break your legs like Bagman is with those positions with his girl.”
You giggled into your friend again whilst protests from Jake could be heard.
“Okay Baby, well I’ll see you soon?” You asked and you could practically hear Bob’s smirk through the phone.
“Yes you will, Sweetheart.”
After hearing his response you absentmindedly tap your phone to end the call and place it face down away from you.
Jake’s girlfriend piped up, “at least he didn’t hear us talk about you know what!” And you all giggled in relief.
“WE DONT KNOW WHAT !” Jake yelled into the phone.
“Still here Sweetheart,” Bob laughed, and you hurriedly picked your phone up.
“Oh my god what is wrong with me ?!” You whined. Bob laughed in response and Phoenix took your phone ending the call definitely before something too embarrassing was revealed.
Halo piped up, “I suggest a no phone rule at the next girls night!” You groaned into the pillow behind you.
The boys were staring at Bob, somewhat awestruck.
“What?” Bob laughed.
“Why are we all pretending we don’t wanna know what his dick looks like now?” Rooster asked.
Bob pulled away just quick enough before his arm became anymore bruised from Coyote’s violent laughter so Jake fell victim instead.
Bob almost felt bad for Jake but then he spoke up, “Daddy! Help me!” With a shit eating grin on his face.
God, you were in for it when you got home.
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
a/n: i have always been a part of the bob fucks agenda but here is my little contribution HAHAH,, also i thought maybe a lil continuation w jake and his gf here ??? if anyone wants more on those two lemme knowww!!
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