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I think Raf actually mainly uses body langaue, and I like to think he’s just... That smart.
Do you guys have head cannons or explanations on why in TFP could Raf understand Bumblebee?
I’ll go first:
I believe that a toddler/very young Raf came across a very animal-like fae and helped them out. In return, he wished he could understand what they were saying with the boon he received.
Wish granted, little dragon.
Idk I'm all for kink but I just. Why would you put hentai in your dating profile. Twice

@meowthefluffy @the-real-comically-insane @cannella-shenanigans I have redone it with everything in it. now here is what it is saying in my terrible handwriting
Code name: Bumble
Real name: May
Weapon: Scythe
Ability/Magic: Raising the dead
Personality: talkative, kind, and clumsy
She doesn't know what the heck she is doing but she is doing it. She is a Powerful dumbass
@catscoffeeandlesbians, I love it! it is super detailed, and showed more of the picture of who they were that I couldn’t show!

@meowthefluffy @the-real-comically-insane @cannella-shenanigans I have redone it with everything in it. now here is what it is saying in my terrible handwriting
Code name: Bumble
Real name: May
Weapon: Scythe
Ability/Magic: Raising the dead
Personality: talkative, kind, and clumsy
She doesn’t know what the heck she is doing but she is doing it. She is a Powerful dumbass
You can literally have "I'm not a unicorn and I'm not into non-monogomy" in your dating bio and you'll still get a message saying "so this is actually a joint account for me and my s/o and we're looking to share 🥺"
Like holy fuck it's no different than a guy asking a lesbian out because "I'm really into you cant we try?" Like holy fuck what makes you think I'd change my mind for a girl who looks like she smokes crack out of a tin can and a guy missing half his teeth and chromosomes?
Why the FUCK am I getting the Spanish ad for Bumble???



oh bumble you make me miserable . i love you . please kill everyone .
also ig turtletail is here too. go . go be yuri with bumble now .
BUMBLE FANS WILL FOREVER STAY WINNING🐝🐝

You DESERVED BETTER BUMBLE </3 EVERYONE WHO WRONGED YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED THEN AND THERE
And bonus turtle tail <3 because she too deserved better

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Where'd You Go?
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So. Vent art, amiright? (That's not me btw)
Fun story though. I thought I got ghosted but turns out my [Dating App] profile got caught in a spam filter and marked as a bot so I couldn't send messages. I had to contact them and get it sorted out. That dude never texted me back but it's probably cause he thought I ghosted him
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Where'd You Go?
(click for best quality, please reblog, don't repost)
So. Vent art, amiright? (That's not me btw)
Fun story though. I thought I got ghosted but turns out my [Dating App] profile got caught in a spam filter and marked as a bot so I couldn't send messages. I had to contact them and get it sorted out. That dude never texted me back but it's probably cause he thought I ghosted him
Anywho, like my art? Toss me a few bucks through My Kofi ;)
alt versions beneath the cut (including without the text graphic)



Nicholas Galitzine for Bumble ✨💖
do you ever gain this brief awareness while on a dating app that, like, here we all are posing and posturing to the best of ability trying to find love and yet we all just casually swipe through each other?
i mean this is another human being I'm looking at and yet I just go "too short, too boring, too preppy, too ugly" like what the fuck?? i am dehumanizing people in search of human connection and wondering why i feel lonely?
but then my awareness fades and i go right back to swiping and i just--i don't know. i don't have some grand point to make here other than that something feels wrong and i don't know how to fix it

not your seed, but your puppet
i don't consent to whatever in the fuck that is