You Can Literally Have "I'm Not A Unicorn And I'm Not Into Non-monogomy" In Your Dating Bio And You'll

You can literally have "I'm not a unicorn and I'm not into non-monogomy" in your dating bio and you'll still get a message saying "so this is actually a joint account for me and my s/o and we're looking to share 🥺"

Like holy fuck it's no different than a guy asking a lesbian out because "I'm really into you cant we try?" Like holy fuck what makes you think I'd change my mind for a girl who looks like she smokes crack out of a tin can and a guy missing half his teeth and chromosomes?

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Sooooo...getting a little antsy for content in this Fandom. As we all are.

So I may or may not have created an AI bot for Alastor and another one for Charlie. They're pretty beta since I JUST made them and they need engagement for fine tuning so if you want to go talk to them and let me get some ideas this is the link to the alastor one below. The Charlie can be found on my profile here.

Engage with them and do whatever you want.

this one is goofy but i thought it fit

I'm already in pain because as much as I love Arvio I'm determined to marry someone else and so I'm already having to make the heartbreaking decision to break up with him but on top of that I just realized I have to buy the dead branch from HIS SHOP and he's gonna KNOW and I just

No idea why you’re screaming Albus. You told him to protect the boy. What did you expect?

I cannot draw Albus to save my life