You Can Literally Have "I'm Not A Unicorn And I'm Not Into Non-monogomy" In Your Dating Bio And You'll

You can literally have "I'm not a unicorn and I'm not into non-monogomy" in your dating bio and you'll still get a message saying "so this is actually a joint account for me and my s/o and we're looking to share 🥺"

Like holy fuck it's no different than a guy asking a lesbian out because "I'm really into you cant we try?" Like holy fuck what makes you think I'd change my mind for a girl who looks like she smokes crack out of a tin can and a guy missing half his teeth and chromosomes?

please just watch this

I'm still convinced it's Matilda. She's TOO nice, Logan clearly thought she was behind it. Her story doesn't add up either. "Well I came running outside as soon as I heard the blast" "the rest of us church folk were already outside so no one else was hurt" she seemed rather insistang that she didn't want Miguel to hire the specialist too. Maybe afraid he'd find what Howlett may have found?

Idk something about her. It is just so off-putting to me. She's got that classic. "I'll tell you everything, so you'll stop asking other people," a manipulator vibe going on that I can't trust.

(Spoiler for mtas!!!)

The recent "behind the mask" quest really made me suspicious of unsuur because he's the perfect candidate to become the traitor with his "no one knows what unsuur did before he become a civil corps member", his fixation for rocks (it's like something that would pops out in someone's mind when they were asked what's their hobby/liking out of the blue), his birthday being the same day with captain. I mean.. think about it, if some traitor wants to mess with Sandrock the best thing they should do is to become the civil corps so they can see every problems up close.

The suspicion on pen is understandable but this story usually have some kind of twist in it and usually the first person to get suspected is not it

But I really wish it's not Unsuur since I've really fallen in love with that boring dumb rock guy.. and I don't want him to become another aadit ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

I'm so tired, yall.

All I said was that a person who HAPPENS to be a trans woman had done her eyeliner poorly because she HAD and was immediately told I was transphobic for it.

like I said, it needs tweaking, but it's a work in progress. I think I've got the script writing pretty good for him. Charlie is a little harder.

The feeling bad part was a bit OOC but still has an Alastor-esque feel to it

Also he mentions jambalaya every 3 messages and I'm trying to get him to stop that.