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i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

I want his friends to call me Bhabhi

We constantly eat chemicals. We drink chemicals. We breathe chemicals. We are FULL of chemicals. We are literally MADE OF CHEMICALS. People who accuse things of being “full of chemicals” confuse the hell out of me. Of course they’re made out of chemicals What did you expect? Radio waves? Light? Anti-matter?

Here are some sources on the subject. Though no two of them seem to agree 100%, most of the data looks fairly similar, which is significant, considering they were likely using different types of bananas(I also am unfamiliar with most of these sources, and therefore cannot vouch for their credibility, but they appear to be legitimate): http://www.scopemed.org/?mno=15069 http://www.researchgate.net/publication/233758534_Article_6/file/9fcfd50b4875a31318.pdf http://bicol.da.gov.ph/Opportunities/banana%20profile/topic1.html http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/fruits-and-fruit-juices/1846/2

so much for the “if you can’t pronounce the ingredients you shouldn’t eat it” thing am i right?