Captain Barnacles X Kwazii - Tumblr Posts
Might I request baranacles x kwazii headcanons If they havent been done yet?
Sure thing!!
Also: I'm happy to do requests of characters I've done before!! Same for any headcanons and/or scenarios ^^
[I apologize if some quotes repeat for different characters, some work for several ^^;]
** = tw for that quote
Pink boarder = NSFW
Cw/Tw for mention of drugs in one quote and implied NSFW (minor/small amount)
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Barnacles walking into the kitchen and seeing all of their pineapples* peeled: Kwazii, what in the ever loving H-E-L-L?
Kwazii, drinking water as he didn't spend hours peeling pineapples: Morning! :3
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Kwazii: Alright, I'm going to pick up the wedding cake
Barnacles: Perfect, while you do that I'll go talk to the ring bear
Kwazii: Ay-
Kwazii: Wait-
Kwazii: You mean ring bearER, right??
Barnacles: Ummm...
Orson and Ursa in the other room: OwO
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Kwazii: So, I heard you like cats?
Barnacles: Why yes, I do!
Kwazii: *calmly twists their body in a way only cats can*
Barnacles, scared and shocked: *aggressively sounds octo alert*
Barnacles: Peso...
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Barnacles: Danger never rests, we must remain vigilant
Kawaii: You haven't slept in almost a week please-
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Kwazii and Barnacles during The Carrier Crab + Sea Urchin episode:
Barnacles: Well, this is getting both embarrassing and concerning...
Kwazii: GETTING? It's been since we answered the door!
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Barnacles: Kwazii, isn't this a bit... too dangerous??
Kwazii: Captain, please! We've been in TONS of unexpected and dangerous predicaments before! And we've always managed to get away without a scratch!
Barnacles: ...
Kwazii: Sometimes. Sometimes we get away without a scratch...
Barnacles: ',:/
Kwazii: ...
Kwazii: Ok, once... and the gup crashed on the way back...
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Kwazii: Here's a fun fact! There's a company that turns dead bodies into ocean reefs!
Barnacles:
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Kwazii and Barnacles on an Island with a volcano
Barnacles: It's very hot on this island, and there are no signs of wild life either...
Kwazii: I know! It's so hot that the mountain over there is smoking and melting!
Barnacles looking up at the "mountain:: *sees smoke and lava*
Barnacles: I don't know how you manage this-
Kwazii: Manage what?
Barnacles, already sounding an octo alert: That's a volcano Kwazii...
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Kwazii: Pardon the disturbance Captain-
Barnacles: You're laying on my desk-
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Barnacles: You got arrested for stealing a parrot?
Kawaii: It looked like Pete...
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Barnacles, swimming out of a deep hole: Hello Kwazii
Kwazii, in shock: You died?? Your oxygen ran out!!! I SAW YOU DIE-
Barnacles, calm as ever: Death is an illusion, now let's get back to the gup, my air tank is almost empty...
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Barnacles: What are amphetamines again?
Kwazii: Drugs that can go on land and water
Barnacles: No...
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Kwazii when they first joined the Octonauts: While I don't know much about you, I'm confident that you put yourself in danger a lot more than you should...
Barnacles: I...
Tweak from the other room: YOU'RE CORRECT!!
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Barnacles: I'm about to do something stupid...
Kwazii: Me?
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Barnacles: *cracks his knuckles*
Kwazii: Hey, check this out!
Kwazii: *folds*
Barnacles: Wha-
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Kwazii: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus
Barnacles: WHERE do you keep getting these facts?
Kawaii: Shellington :)
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*I asked ppl for a random fruit and one said Pineapple
Sorry for this taking so long ^^ Schools been beating my ass lol
Requests are still open ^^