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Octonauts Headcanons because they consume my brain (sleep edition)
Shellington cannot sleep if he isn't holding something, usually a plush toy or his own paw.
Dashi takes a while to get comfortable, tossing and turning for up to an hour.
Captain Barnacles has a special cooling blanket because polar bear.
The vegimals will routinely sleep in one big pile of the greenhouse floor for no apparent reason.
When stressed, Peso will make a nest out of blankets and pillows to sleep in.
Kwazii will knead his pillow before he goes to bed.
Tweak is a very active sleeper. She's a sleep-talker and -walker.
Inkling will occasionally fall asleep in the library. His little ear things will also twitch if you touch them.
Please can you make some octonaut incorrect quotes because I need it
AHHH MY FIRST ASK
Anyways
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Peso: Why does Kwazii have a knife?
Tweak: He felt unsafe.
Peso: Now I feel unsafe!
Tweak Want a knife?
Shellington: I've only had the Vegimals for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone on this ship and then myself.
Dashi: How was your day, Captain?
Barnacles: *flashbacks*
Dashi: Captain?
Barnacles: ...It was alright.
Tweak: How do I deal with my enemies?
Kwazii: Kill them.
Tweak: Okay, that's a bit extreme. Maybe something a bit more passive?
Kwazii: Kill them only a little bit?
Barnacles: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Kwazii: That's why I carry two swords.
Kwazii: I turned out just fine!
Tweak: Kwazii, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Kwazii: I didn't put the bread in, YOU didn't put the bread in!
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If you can't tell, Kwazii is one of my favorites
Ok,here me out
As we all know,most ppl ship peso with kwazii
And most ppl ship peso with Barnacles...
And most ppl ship kwazii with Barnacles...
What if...Barnacles x kwazii x peso
The leader
The chaotic
And the one who deals with eveyone shit.
Y E S
This one is going to be a bit longer, as well as more chaotic ^^
Tw/Cw for light swearing
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Peso, having a panic attack: nononono this is bad this is very bad-
Barnacles trying to comfort him: No worries, everything will be ok! We'll find who did this, and make sure they don't do it again
Kwazii, who is also trying to comfort him: I'LL FIND THAT BASTARD AND MAKE SURE THEY LEARN THEIR LESSON!!! YAAAA-
Barnacles: Kwazii-
Kwazii: ahem, I mean...
Kwazii: I'll track him down and give 'em a stern talking to...
Kwazii, under his breath: then give them what for for making you cry-
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Barnacles: Why do you always let me win wherever we race up stairs? Normally you're always up for a challenge, and prepared to win?
Kwazii: It's... nice to see you smile when you win! Yeah that's it-
Barnacles: aww, that's nice
*later*
Barnacles: He's probably doing it to stare at my ass, isn't he-
Peso: Probably, I through you'd figure it out sooner
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Barnacles to Peso (before he joined the Octonauts): Would you like to stay for dinner?
Kwazii from the other room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER!?
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Peso: *gasp* You have a crush on Captain!!
Kwazii: What?? I don't have a crush on him! I think their work is amazing and that they are a great person. It's not like I lost sleep thinking about him...
*later that night*
Kwazii, who is still awake at 2am: 0 - 0; uh oh-
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Kwazii: Barnacles has no idea that I found the catnip >:3
Barnacles, concerned: You found what!?
Kawaii: Oh, my bad
Kwazii, leaning over to whisper to Peso: Barnacles has no idea I found the catnip >:3
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Kwazii, trying to impress Barnacles and Peso: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all of the programmed abilities it had before, but deleting the supplementary preference architecture
Tweak: I-
Tweak: He turned it off and back on again, I DON'T UNDERSTAND HALF OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID-
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Barnacles, who has no idea whats happening and is just playing along: Um, welcome to Applebee's! Would you like... apples... or... bees???
Peso, confused: Wait, BEES??
Kwazii, from the other room: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!!!
Barnacles and Peso: Wait what-
Kwazii: *runs into the room with a jar full of aggressive looming bees*
Peso: *stands behind Barnacles*
Barnacles, who is still confused: Kwazii-
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Peso: So, I'm not allowing Kwazii to take the trash out anymore...
Barnacles: Is he ok? Did he managed to get hurt?
Peso: A little, yes, but I've caught him trying to train sea urchins how to fight several time in a row, and got jabbed a few times
Barnacles: What-
Kwazii walking in with his hands bandaged: You'll be thanking me when Urchin Patrol Squadron 5 protects the Octopod-
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Peso: due to person reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a fair sized metal box
Kwazii: did Barnacles say "I love you" and you said "thanks" again by mistake?
Peso: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-
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Dashi: I bet you can't hold 15 crayons in your mouth!
Kwazii: I bet I can!! Watch!!
Peso: *spits his drink, checks to make sure he has all him medical equipment ready, makes sure 911 is on speed dial, and texts the group chat letting everyone know what's about to happen*
Barnacles reading the message: Not again-
Shellington, concerned: ... a- again??
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Peso, bandaging Barnacles hand: Why did you think that was a good idea? More over, why didn't you ask for help??
Barnacles: I didn't want to bother any of you while you were busy-
Kwazii, who is visibly vibrating: YOU ALMOST DROWNED AGAIN WHILE STUCK IN A SHIP!!
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Peso: No worries, I have a few scalpels up my sleeve
Barnacles: I think you mean cards...
Peso, pulling several wrapped scalpels from his sleeves: I do not
Kwazii, who is more than proud: ⊙∇⊙
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Peso: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Barnacles: Yes
Peso: I love you
Barnacles: It back
Barnacles: *instantly realizes what he just said*
Peso: 0 - 0
*a few minutes later*
Kwazii: Why is Peso crying face down on the floor, and why is Dashi laughing on the floor?
Barnacles, shaking: I said the wrong thing-
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Barnacles: Well Peso, whenever I'm about to do something that might be risky or dangerous I simply think, "would Kwazii do that?" and if they would, there is a 50/50 chance I would do that think
Peso: Captain-
Kwazii from across the room: He's not wrong!
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Barnacles making hot coco: Kwazii, Peso, what would you like in you're coco?
Peso: Peppermint, if there is any ^^
Kwazii: Cinnamon. All the cinnamon. Drown the drink in it >:3
Kwazii, not even a minute later: *coughing his lungs out because of the amount of cinnamon in his drink*
Barnacles: ...
Peso: ...
Barnacles: Well we did warn him-
Peso: Kwazii are you ok-
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Tweak, inspecting and repairing the Gup A: So, how did the chair break off again...?
Barnacles: Um, well...
*flashback to Kwazii suddenly jumping on him, causing them to fall back and accidently break the chair*
Barnacles: The Gup crashed and the seat came loose-
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Kwazii: Peso just ran up to me and handed me this small rock, and then ran away...
Barnacles: Give him a rock in return, trust me
*a few hours later*
Kwazii: *runs into the med bay with a nice looking rock*
Kwazii: HEREYOUGOHAVEANICEDAYPESO!!
*runs out again*
Peso, who is flustered beyond words: *verbally keyboard smashes*
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Barnacles: *is asleep*
Peso: *is also asleep, but in a different room*
Kwazii, who is still awake: idea...
*goes to grab Peso and bring him to where Barnacles is*
Kwazii: Sleep pile >:)
*the next morning*
Barnacles and Peso: *visible confusion but acceptance*
Kwazii: >:3
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You can tell I stated to run out of ideas half way through ^^;
Requests/Asks are still open :)
Might I request baranacles x kwazii headcanons If they havent been done yet?
Sure thing!!
Also: I'm happy to do requests of characters I've done before!! Same for any headcanons and/or scenarios ^^
[I apologize if some quotes repeat for different characters, some work for several ^^;]
** = tw for that quote
Pink boarder = NSFW
Cw/Tw for mention of drugs in one quote and implied NSFW (minor/small amount)
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Barnacles walking into the kitchen and seeing all of their pineapples* peeled: Kwazii, what in the ever loving H-E-L-L?
Kwazii, drinking water as he didn't spend hours peeling pineapples: Morning! :3
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Kwazii: Alright, I'm going to pick up the wedding cake
Barnacles: Perfect, while you do that I'll go talk to the ring bear
Kwazii: Ay-
Kwazii: Wait-
Kwazii: You mean ring bearER, right??
Barnacles: Ummm...
Orson and Ursa in the other room: OwO
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Kwazii: So, I heard you like cats?
Barnacles: Why yes, I do!
Kwazii: *calmly twists their body in a way only cats can*
Barnacles, scared and shocked: *aggressively sounds octo alert*
Barnacles: Peso...
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Barnacles: Danger never rests, we must remain vigilant
Kawaii: You haven't slept in almost a week please-
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Kwazii and Barnacles during The Carrier Crab + Sea Urchin episode:
Barnacles: Well, this is getting both embarrassing and concerning...
Kwazii: GETTING? It's been since we answered the door!
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Barnacles: Kwazii, isn't this a bit... too dangerous??
Kwazii: Captain, please! We've been in TONS of unexpected and dangerous predicaments before! And we've always managed to get away without a scratch!
Barnacles: ...
Kwazii: Sometimes. Sometimes we get away without a scratch...
Barnacles: ',:/
Kwazii: ...
Kwazii: Ok, once... and the gup crashed on the way back...
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Kwazii: Here's a fun fact! There's a company that turns dead bodies into ocean reefs!
Barnacles:
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Kwazii and Barnacles on an Island with a volcano
Barnacles: It's very hot on this island, and there are no signs of wild life either...
Kwazii: I know! It's so hot that the mountain over there is smoking and melting!
Barnacles looking up at the "mountain:: *sees smoke and lava*
Barnacles: I don't know how you manage this-
Kwazii: Manage what?
Barnacles, already sounding an octo alert: That's a volcano Kwazii...
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Kwazii: Pardon the disturbance Captain-
Barnacles: You're laying on my desk-
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Barnacles: You got arrested for stealing a parrot?
Kawaii: It looked like Pete...
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Barnacles, swimming out of a deep hole: Hello Kwazii
Kwazii, in shock: You died?? Your oxygen ran out!!! I SAW YOU DIE-
Barnacles, calm as ever: Death is an illusion, now let's get back to the gup, my air tank is almost empty...
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Barnacles: What are amphetamines again?
Kwazii: Drugs that can go on land and water
Barnacles: No...
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Kwazii when they first joined the Octonauts: While I don't know much about you, I'm confident that you put yourself in danger a lot more than you should...
Barnacles: I...
Tweak from the other room: YOU'RE CORRECT!!
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Barnacles: I'm about to do something stupid...
Kwazii: Me?
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Barnacles: *cracks his knuckles*
Kwazii: Hey, check this out!
Kwazii: *folds*
Barnacles: Wha-
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Kwazii: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus
Barnacles: WHERE do you keep getting these facts?
Kawaii: Shellington :)
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*I asked ppl for a random fruit and one said Pineapple
Sorry for this taking so long ^^ Schools been beating my ass lol
Requests are still open ^^
Captain Barnacles used 13 in 1 Shampoo/Conditioner/Bodywash/Toothpaste/Mouthwash/Deodorant/Peanut Butter/Gatorade/Milk/Tin Foil/Tennis Shoes/Dental Floss/Eyedrops.
No, I won't take criticism.
Shellington lost a bet, and this is his punishment
Apologies if the image is a bit dark. I took this photo at 2 in the morning
Crappy Art I made out of Captain Barnacles
This is why I'm taking a digital art class in 10th Grade
Imagine an AU where Barnacles's entire family was murdered by poachers, and he's only one that survived (and yes, he'd be cub in this)
New octonauts angst headcanon cuz We all need that angsty shit
After the ice cave incident, Barnacles was scared of adventuring with the other polar bear scouts and everyone called him a coward and got bullied
Octonauts in an incorrect quote generator
Barnacles has been scarred for life
Who wants to traumatize Captains Barnacles with me?
I found a cursed octonauts game and played it
I need therapy now
Guys send me asks about Barnacles angst or not it's up to you lol
Oh! Someone else who likes Captain Barnacles angst!
How would you think the crew would act if he didn't wake up? Since he's always the first one up).
Concerned probably
I like captain barnacles angst
I'm bored and I wanted to post something octonauts related
I tried to make Captain Barnacles as an Incredibox Polo
It's not the best though and it could be better, but I hope you guys like it
I finally did that art trend with Grizz and Barnacles
