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cinder: *sobbing* what are you doing in my house? what are you doing in my house?
thorne: i want waffle fries
Thorne: Listen up fives, a ten is speaking! Scarlet, can I talk to you? Ten to ten?
Scarlet: I'm an eleven, but continue.
How could they forget about Iko!!!
“‘I’m- I’m sorry about your hand,’ she stammered. ‘Don’t,’ he said quickly, as if he’s been expecting this apology. ‘Scarlet and I are going to start a missing-fingers club. We might let Cinder be an honorary member. … Plus, I’m thinking of getting some cyborg replacements.You know how Cinder’s hand does all sorts of tricks? I thought it might be nice to always have a toothpick handy. Or maybe a comb.’”
“Captain?” “Yeah?” “Do you think it was destiny that brought us together?” He squinted and, after a thoughtful moment, shook his head. “No. I’m pretty sure it was Cinder.”
Thorne: We need to get back to earth soon, I haven't been around real women in months!
Scarlet: Excuse me?
Thorne: Well Cinder's basically my sister and if I flirt with you Wolf would kill me
Scarlet: No he wouldn't.
Thorne: Really?
Scarlet: Of course not. I'd shoot you first.
Thorne: Yeah, I have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.
Jacin: Do not ever call me a thesaurus.
Thorne: ...
Thorne: It's just a metaphor dude.
Iko: His people are completely literal; metaphors are gonna go over his head.
Jacin: Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.
Cinder: I'm gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.
OMG, YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Thorne sending his kids to hang out with Cinder for a week or something:
Thorne: Okay kids, what do we do if Auntie Cinder drowns?
Kids: Put her in rice!
Aces! I that ALL hair!?
My life is an adventure. I will NOT be chained to this satellite anymore.
It’s beautiful out there
“Captain…I think I love you.” “Don’t tell me it too you two whole days to realize that. I must be loosing my touch.”
Wow. What a fuckin' idiot.
Cinder (about Thorne) at one point.
Cinder and Thorne are my BrOTP
Okie. No one, no one, could ever tell me that Cinder and Thorne are not like, besties at this point in the sense that they’ve become siblings. Just looking at all the evidence in all of the books, I have to make this claim for good. (Spoilers for Cress and Winter ahead.)
Like, Cinder often complains about Thorne and his antics, she rolls her eyes a lot which is understandable, sibling stuff XD. But when she thought he died in Cress, she was sad that he was gone. When they painted over the Rampion, when she saw or heard anything that reminded her of him, she was sad. And then when she saw him again, I love that moment cause she acted like any sibling would, anger at stupidity, then relief to see. And that scene in Winter with the final fight against Levana? Oh my lord don’t even get me started there on the emotion.
Now, Thorne also has his moments where Cinder is like his sister. He is protective over her, like all her friends, but also tries to keep things humorous (ala, the ‘rice in the head’ moment) because, let’s face it, Cinder is usually stressed. He does care about her, and he does trust her very much. The saddest moments are when he is manipulated into hurting her, or almost hurting her. He’s genuinely scared of it, and it would make sense that he would be, because he doesn’t want to hurt her, he loves her (in the best platonic way).
That was my rant. In case that was too long to read and ya didn’t care, here’s a summary: LIHN CINDER AND CARSWELL THORNE ARE LITERALLY SIBLINGS, CHANGE MY MIND!
T H I S
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN (also, like, bless you for being awesome and making this sort of shiz @cyborg-martyr-wolf-monarch , honestly I am a huge fan of yours and love your blog sm!)
The Real Lunar Chronicles
Who has the strongest friendship?
I AM WHEEZING DEAR GOD I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE ANGSTY SO I READ THE PANELS QUICK AND THEN WENT “hold up what was he holding?” AND NOW THIS XD XD XD
Are we human? Or are we fondant?
Cinder’s body as she tries to power Thorne’s spaceship
I know I already used this video for a Lunar Chronicles meme, but this fits so well with the scene where Cress and Throne are falling in the satellite
Thorne telling the traders made up romance adventures while Cress is fighting for her life against a fever
Ngl, when Thorne said to Jacin “and this is for taking care of Cress” I half expected him to give him a fat kiss on the mouth.
Iko and Thorne watching the footage of Levana’s real face
Looking at the stars admiring from afar✨💫(except he couldn’t because he was blind) ((also from a few months ago))
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