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SMG3's spirit animal would totally be a cat, I mean it goes with the whole hates you one minute and doesn't mind you the next since hes tsundere lol, just don't tell eggdog

When Severus Snape became a Hogwarts Professor and realised he can't swear in front of his students or colleagues, he started using Potion ingredients as insults and it completely goes over everyone's head.

*student completely messes a Potion up*

Snape: *rolls eyes* Boomslang

*student blows up a cauldron*

Snape: You complete and utter Dundruff-

*Dumbledore is at it again*

Snape: That Frogging Hellebore!

Sprout: Oh? Do you need some Hellebore, Severus?

Snape:...

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Student A: Why is Snape always citing Potion ingredients?

Student B: Absolutely no idea.

Student C: Maybe he thinks the recipes for his next classes.

Dumbledore: Have you noticed something wrong with Severus?

McGonagall: What do you mean, Albus?

Dumbledore: He has started mentioning Potion ingredients out of the blue

McGonagall: You're... actually right.

Sprout: Maybe he's stressed? He takes on a lot of work...

Filius: *tries to hide his amusement because he has figured it out*