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ABT CHAIPUNK/PUNKFLOWER AND SHIPS LIKE THAT

MAJOR EDIT SINCE THIS DEBATE IS NOW ROCKETING THE OTHER DIRECTION AND THAT’S NOT GOOD EITHER

I HEADCANON PAVITR AND HOBIE AS ADULTS. IF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE, GO AHEAD AND BLOCK OR IGNORE ME, I DON’T MIND (NOT THAT MY OPINION MATTERS HERE). JUST MAKE SURE WHATEVER CONTENT YOU CONSUME MAKES YOU COMFORTABLE.

I’m aware that, especially on tumblr, a lot of these fans are on the younger side. It’s honestly so nice to see tumblr youngins be as mature as need be in these situations, with fact-checking and everything. However, I feel the need to remind y’all that since Hobie’s age is up for interpretation, that means that people are gonna HC him as adults. WHICH IS FINE, BTW. A lot of us HC Hobie and other characters as adults from experience, seeing as we’ve met many people on the older side who act more like Pav and Hobie than Gwen and Miles. Please don’t harass anyone who sees Hobie as an adult regardless of what has been confirmed or not.

THIS IS ALL TO SAY: THE POST CIRCULATING ABOUT HOBIE’S AGE WAS VERY MISLEADING. NOTHING IS CANON ABOUT HIS AGE IN ATSV, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HIS DESIGN CHOICES WERE TAKEN AFTER 19/20 YR OLDS AND THAT’S IT. DON’T GATEKEEP HEADCANONS, AND BLOCK ANY WEIRDOS WHO SHIP ADULT CHARACTERS WITH CHARACTERS MORE THAN 2 YEARS YOUNGER THAN THEM. (OR MINOR CHARACTERS WITH CHARACTERS 2 YEARS OLDER THAN THEM)

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i just gotta get this off my chest/mind and put it out into the world

yeah, a director “confirmed” hobie’s age to be 19-20 yrs old

but this movie is all about “fuck canon” LMAOOO

SO WHO CARES how old he is? I personally see him as a 19 yr old, and i see pavitr as 18 and in his last grade of highschool, which is why i ship them to begin with

I UNDERSTAND punkflower shippers who see hobie as underage, that’s totally fine! we’re already fucking up “canon” which, lets be fr, for “underground” spidermen isnt really sturdy canon now is it

AS LONG AS THE SHIPPER MAKES THE SHIP LEGAL AND NOT PROSHIP, i believe “ship away”! JUST DONT IMPOSE YOUR SHIPS ON OTHER PEOPLE and have fun!!

that’s it, that’s all, this debate is gonna get headachy very fast

Pavitr: ❌ NO BRITISH PEOPLE ALLOWED ❌

Hobie: exists

Pavitr: one (1) british person allowed

stares at you with my crazy insane eyes. punk musician hobie x classical indian dancer pavitr. pavitr is a big fan of hobie, always goes to his concerts and brings miles with him(miles is a fan too, he just might prefer to see gwen)

do you see my vision

whoever says that “Hobie x Pavitr are black cat and golden retriever” is WRONG. they’re orange cat and black lab thank you very much.

icons of them for your chaipunk needs

The best duo

Pavitr: Violence isn't the answer.

Hobie: You’re right.

Pavitr: *sighs in relief*

Hobie: Violence is the question.

Pavitr: What?

Hobie, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Pavitr, swings after him: NO-

Imagine Pavi just falling for Hobbie because he said "Chai" instead of "Chai Tea"

*slams fist on desk* LAUGH

The bros ever:

Bonus bc Hobie’s ungodly height amuses me:

I SAW ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE A FEW DAYS AGO i am literally obsessed so i drew my two fav sillies apparently their duo name is chaipunk which is so cute i cant even lie

hi hobie hiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!

hmm i wonder which two are my favorite spiderman?

*gwen and miles being in the same room* the shippers:

Hobie: You saved my life, thank you

Pavtir: *tulkun nosies*

Hobie: Haha buddy, i have no idea what you just said

chaipunk my beloved

YALL👏 ARE👏 SLEEPING👏 ON👏 CHAIPUNK👏

*Cough* *cough * Pavitr being a dangerous situation and Hobie saves him (mabey ending in a kiss ;) )

he's in shock, he needs to have a makeout session to recover from the trauma

The one thing i need to know is does Pavitr bully Hobie for being British? Cause i dont think even love cant save him from bullying

YES… honestly i didnt even realize hobie was british? are they even gonna keep that in the movie?

(I read a handful from the wiki but none mentioned his Britishness(TM))

Edit: HES ACTUALLY FUCKFIN BRITISH IN THE TRAILERS TOO IM GONNA SOB WHAT THE HELL

but anyways oh my god i can see Pav roasting his accent and going “AT LEAST I’M NOT BUHRITISH” every time they get into an argument like 😭😭😭

Guess who just watched SpiderVerse and is hyperventilating about these two