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Chef has not once gotten his goddamn paycheck. He's still working for Chris because that's his husband and he will reluctantly support his husband no matter what.
Chris, your Canadian
alright be honest Chris. how many lawsuits have you had to dodge over the years
“Can’t have a lawsuit if you just commit murder!”
“I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t say something like that on here.”
“Relax, it’s a joke!”
“Is it?”
“Yes?”
“Why does your ‘yes’ not sound convinced?”
“I plead the fifth???”
Introducing our friendly neighborhood host's (and Josh)
Part 1 : Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Justin, Katie, Tyler, Cody, Beth, Sadie, Courtney.
Part 2 : Harold, Trent, Bridgette, Lindsay, DJ, Izzy, Geoff, Leshawna, Duncan, Heather.
Part 3 : Gwen, Owen, Sierra, Alejandro.
Part 4 : Chris McLean, Chef Hatchet, Blaineley, Josh, Don.
Part 5 : Staci, Dakota, B, Dawn, Sam, Scott, Lightning.
Part 6 : Brick, Anne Maria, Mike, Jo, Zoey, Cameron.
Part 7 : Amy, Sammy, Rodney, Topher, Scarlett, Max, Jasmine.
Part 8 : Beardo, Leonard, Ella, Dave, Sugar, Sky, Shawn.
Chris: What makes you think I'm flirting with you?
Chef: Why are you naked on my bed?
Chris: Don't try to change the subject.
💞🎭They've giving stonbotnik vibes and I'm definitely here for it!🎭💞
Chris and Chef went to therapy?
In the previous seasons, Chris was very sadistic and didn't care about harming the campers. On the other hand, Chef also enjoyed bothering the campers but with his food.
Chris used to treat Chef badly that he almost quit the show. Chris admits that she misses him and Beth tells him to try to be nice. Chris accepts Chef's resignation and wishes him luck but Chef decides to stay.
In this reboot, Chef now gets more screen time alongside Chris, including at the elimination ceremony.
When Chris tries to make the campers suffer with cheats, Chef scolds him and reminds him that production doesn't allow them. Although in other seasons that didn't seem to matter to him, Chris seems to be more obedient, at least a little bit, and takes away some things.
Chef seems to care more about the campers. The way he gets along with Chris now makes me cute because he seems to protect him.
Before, when Chef made mistakes, Chris used to be rude and put him down, but now he is more kind and tolerant. So at some point, Chef helped Chris to go to therapy to control the psycho side of him, or at least reduce it.
Make what you will of this info I'm tired of living with the fear of cringe
haha who would write a fic on ao3 about recovering from alcoholism with characters from one of his favourite childhood shows.................................................
if enough people (+3) see this and ask for it I will post the link here (you can also find it regularly on ao3, this is just me too scared to promote my writing)
you really did just call yourself a twink and a mediocre singer, huh?
is chef really gonna be featured on the drama brothers next album or did buzzfeed make up that rumour? also, how come they asked chef but not you? lol
Chef? CHEF?! That 500-Pound of WHOLE BEEFCAKE? Please, why would anyone in the right mind make HIM a DRAMA BROTHER! Unlike that idiot, I actually have a history with boy-bands. And if FameTown taught me anything then big, muscly, large monster Chefs are not it. We need PRETTY BOYS! BOYS WHO CAN DO MEDIOCRE AT SINGING! ...TWINKS! WE NEED TWINKS! So, I'm a little pissed but hopefully that's not true.