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It is physically impossible to hang onto the wing of plane as it flies. The speed would fling the stowaway off immediately, as on average, commercial planes usually fly at about 575-600 mph (925-965 km/h)
On average, they fly about 31,000 to 42,000 ft in the air
The higher the plane goes, the less oxygen. At about 20,000 ft, the stowaway will have somewhere around and 5-12 minutes of consciousness. At 30,000 ft, that decreases to only 1-3 minutes.
That being said, of course there's always the chance of dying from hypoxia because the person hanging onto the wing of the plane is in an atmosphere lacking sufficient oxygen.
So, let's entertain the idea that Chris is just flying way lower and way slower than what he's supposed to fly at, which is the most logical answer. If a plane goes too slow, it can stall, which means that the wings are no longer generating enough lift to keep the plane in the air. This can lead to a crash. If Chris was flying slow enough for Ezekiel to be able to hold on, the plane would've immediately crashed. As for if he was flying low enough, every shot that shows the exterior of the plane in the sky shows the plane in the clouds (I skimmed through all the episodes to confirm this), therefore that would pretty much be out of the question.
My conclusion? Ezekiel is quite literally the strongest character on the show + he doesn't need sufficient oxygen to have full, useful consciousness, and I think he should be treated as such.
Or it could just be cartoon logic.
But I like my conclusion better.
Chef has not once gotten his goddamn paycheck. He's still working for Chris because that's his husband and he will reluctantly support his husband no matter what.
TOTAL DRAMA REUNION
Ok I know I’ve hopped on this train too late, but I wanted to list all the profiles of the TD characters in Reunion cause I couldn’t find good ones
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Alejandro Burromuerto
10 years after Total Drama, Al has become a successful movie star. However, following an unpleasant break up with his former flame Heather Kasuga, he has not been quite the same. Good thing he’s an actor. Alejandro is just as cunning and charming as he was during his time on Total Drama and he is ready to win it all. On Total Drama Reunion, will Alejandro play the game to his favor … or will he realize that some things may just matter more?
Beth Sweetwater
10 years after Total Drama, Beth is still a sweet and trustworthy woman who is independent and can stand up for herself. She is married and has a son who she raises on her farm. She’s still best friends with Lindsay Hirding and often travels around with her. Now on Total Drama Reunion, will Beth have what it takes to hold her ground? Or will she fall back into old habits like before?
Bridgette Summers
10 years after Total Drama, Bridgette is quite a busy woman as a professional surfer and a part-time animal rescuer. One of the few couples to actually survive the show’s drama, Bridgette and Geoff are happily married with 2 spritely children, Henry and Shelly. Now Total Drama has been renewed for one final season, and Bridgette is swept up in the season with a promise to return to her children.
Courtney Prescott
10 years after Total Drama, Courtney has changed a lot since she was a teenager. She has gained humility after the “unpleasant incident” with her lawyers and accepts her losses and shortcomings maturely instead of throwing fits like a 5 year old. Total Drama brought out the worst in her and she realized that her relationships were more important than the game. Now, she has reconciled with Gwen and has a successful career as a lawyer who represents the cheated and abused by game shows and reality TV networks. Before his release from prison, Courtney served on the prosecution team during Chris McLean’s trial. Now a new season of Total Drama has begun, and the resurfacing of a former flame threatens to stir up trouble and Courtney’s post-drama life. On Total Drama Reunion, Courtney will forge unlikely friendships and meet those who hold grudges. How will Courtney navigate these dangerous waters of her past? And will she return to the way she was before?
Cody Anderson
10 years after Total Drama, Cody now has a stable lifestyle. He is an accountant, has a now-stable Sierra as a girlfriend, and could have everything he ever wants. But … he’s bored. He wants a thrill, an adventure. Will Total Drama Reunion help him prove he has what it takes?
DJ Benson
10 years after Total Drama, DJ is still the sweetheart with 200 pounds of muscle. A father of 3 now, Kerry, Christopher, and Laura, DJ is the best dad he could be. He owns a restaurant called “Mama’s Gravy” and helps animals at the local shelter. Now on Total Drama Reunion, DJ will reunite with old friends. Will he be able to survive this season’s drama, or will his kind heart be his downfall?
Duncan Jones
10 years after Total Drama, and after finally being released from prison after All Stars, Duncan has largely moved on from his delinquent lifestyle. He now lives a simple life in Ontario as the owner of a vehicle repair shop. However, Duncan finds his new life upended when Chris McLean is released and Total Drama is renewed for a final season. Duncan agrees to join the original cast to pay off a few debts, unaware of the last-minute inclusion of his old rival-turned-lover, Courtney Prescott. Although she is less than thrilled to be reunited with her ex, Duncan sees this as an opportunity to make up for his past mistakes and re-stoke the fire of their romance.
Eva Garren
10 years after Total Drama, Eva has come along way since enrolling in anger management classes. After the show was canceled, Eva began to reinvent herself as a world-class heavyweight lifter and a personal trainer. Although she still has an occasional angry outburst, Eva has grown into a more levelheaded person. Now she is drafted back onto Total Drama Reunion. Will Eva return to the rage-filled teenager she once was, or will she finally get the chance to shine?
Ezekiel Miller
10 years after Total Drama, Ezekiel has gone completely feral. Isolated from humanity and left to rot on Boney Island has mutated and damaged Zeke more than could be imagine. With the original cast back on the Island for Total Drama Reunion, will they run into Zeke? Will they recognize him? Will they realize the impact Chris has left upon him? And will they help him reclaim his humanity, or will he be left as a monster?
Geoff Algolen
10 years after Total Drama, Geoff has fully devoted himself to his wife, Bridgette, and their 2 kids, Henry and Shelly. Geoff still has his chill attitude from when he was a teenager, but fatherhood has molded him into a man of many responsibilities. Now Total Drama is on for one final season, and Geoff and Bridgette find themselves embarking on a new adventure and reuniting with old friends.
Gwen Ingrid
10 years after Total Drama, Gwen has followed her dreams and is hosting art galleries all over the country, donating the obtained money to charities around the world. Living a comfortable life in an apartment in New York City, Gwen is living her best life with her friends Courtney, Leshawna, and Bridgette, drama-free. Unfortunately, Gwen is tricked into consenting participation for Total Drama Reunion. Surrounded by old friends and enemies, will Gwen have what it takes to make it out of the season unscathed?
Harold McGrady
10 years after Total Drama, Harold is still the same as ever. Although split up, Harold is still keeps in touch with the members of Drama Brothers even though they lead different careers. Now, Harold along with Leshawna have started their own show called “Dance Zone”. With a new season of Total Drama greenlit, will Harold finally be able to show off his many skills and growth, or will he be brushed off like years ago?
Heather Kasuga
10 years after Total Drama, Heather has come a long way. She has become a well-known figure in the celebrity world as both the girlfriend to rising movie star Alejandro Burromuerto, and as “The Heather” that debuted on Total Drama. Using her reputation, Heather became a TV host to her own show, called “The World According to Heather” — popular because of her ruthlessness for answers and her skills as a master strategist. However, some things just weren’t meant to last as the it couple “Aleheather” broke it off on bad terms and unknown reasons. Heather hasn’t been the same since, and even a broach on the subject can make the “Old Heather” come out. Now, the former villainess returns to the show that started it all, Total Drama. In this new season, Heather will forge unlikely friendships, and meet bitter enemies. She will have to come face-to-face with not only her past self and actions, but also those she has hurt as well. Has Heather truly moved on? Or is the old Heather still lurking under the surface?
Izzy Connelly
10 years after Total Drama, Izzy is still as wild as ever. Always liking to be free, Izzy has traveled across the world and went on crazy adventures before she found her passion in producing. She produces the commercials for Owen’s “Choco-Treats” to help him out of his debts. Although she and Owen have an on-and-off fling, right now they are only friends. Izzy is a single mother of 2 crazy, curly red-haired twin boys, Hunter and Patrick. Now on Total Drama Reunion, will Izzy be able to play the game, or will she usurp it all?
Justin Alika
10 years after Total Drama, Justin is still as gorgeous as ever. He has worked his way up in the modeling industry and yes, while still absorbed with himself, he’s still caring to those in his life. He keeps in touch with his Total Drama Brothers and the fellow contestants he was close with. In Total Drama Reunion, will Justin show he’s more than his looks?
Katie & Sadie
10 Years after Total Drama, Katie and Sadie are still BFFFL’s. It is like no time has passed between the girls as they have started their post-drama lives together. Now the whole new season of Total Drama together, will the BFFFL’s friendship survive the turmoil?
Leshawna Edwards
10 years after Total Drama, Leshawna is better than ever. After making a good amount of money from her show called “Dance Zone”, Leshawna was able to move to New York City and start her own dance studio. Now, Total Drama is coming back with one final season, and Leshawna is once again thrown in the ring with both old friends and enemies to square down with. Will she be able to come out on top and earn her crown?
Lindsay Hirding
10 years after Total Drama, Lindsay is living her best life. Now the wife of her boyfriend, Tyler, she is now the mother of three kids, Kayden, Monica, and Sophie. Finally living her life of luxury, Lindsay is a fashion blogger and social media influencer as she travels the world with her best friend, Beth. Now with Total Drama Reunion, will Lindsay be able to show the world she is more than the blonde stereotype?
Noah Mathai
10 years after Total Drama, Noah is living a life he never would have dreamed would be his. After competing in a number of reality TV shows with his best friend, Owen, Noah has settled down, married his lawyer of a girlfriend Emma Park, and is having his son, Kieran. Now Total Drama Reunion has swept into Noah’s comfortable post-drama life. Will Total Drama take it all away, or will he finally get the chance to prove himself worthy competitor?
Owen Whitman
10 years after Total Drama, Owen is still as happy-go-lucky as ever. After competing in a number of reality TV shows as a professional duo with Noah, Owen has earned enough cash to retire. However, after losing his fortune and being in debt due to his excessive eating habits, Owen agrees to become the face of “Choco-Treats Candy Bars”. Thanks for the help of Izzy, Owen’s starred in a multitude of commercials that slowly helped him get on his feet — until Total Drama Reunion, offering a chance to pull him out of his troubles. Owen agrees and returns to show, where he is to be reunited with a few old friends. How bad could this season possibly be?
Sierra Weber
10 years after Total Drama, Sierra has thankfully said goodbye to her fangirl ways. Now a devoted girlfriend to Cody and a dedicated journalist, Sierra just might be the only person to realize how Chris McLean got unwilling contestants to join the show. Now on the outside, Sierra works her way in to uncovering the truth and taking down her past idol. Can Sierra save the old contestants, or will they fall to the dark secrets Sierra will uncover?
Trent Davis
10 years after Total Drama, Trent has been touring the country as a solo act musician. Although he initially kept in touch with Gwen, the two have drifted apart over time. While on the road, Trent has caught the eye of many women before he decided to get married. Him and his partner split up, and Trent realize that no matter how many women he’d meet, none would compare to the steely elegance of his first love. But first, he is left to deal with his young son, Everest. Trent moved on with his life, shoving Gwen in the back of his mind as he channeled all his focus into his music and son. But now, he’s pulled back into a final season of Total Drama Reunion, and the situation quickly becomes uncomfortable as he is reunited with his first love: Gwen.
Tyler Kennard
10 years after Total Drama, Tyler is now the husband of Lindsey and father of their 3 children. He loves to spoil his wife on their anniversaries with lipgloss, flowers, and accessories, and enjoys showing off his athletic skills to his kids. Now, he is swept up in a season of Total Drama Reunion, and Tyler finally sees his chance to shine and show he has what it takes to win it all.
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Chris McLean
Imprisoned once again for his cheating crimes against humanity and the environment, legendary TV host Chris McLean is bailed out by the networking and an army of angry fans in a desperate attempt to revive Total Drama and pass on a new season. Chris agrees, and uproots all the original cast from their post-drama lives. As Chris’s mental state deteriorates, is there any chance of redemption for our favorite TV host?
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 52 Meme Edition:
Chris McLean: Look at me! I'm the best host ever! Blahblahblahblah-
Don: Toby, I think we have to kill this guy.
Toby: Damn.
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 66 (Featuring Guest Appearance By Chris McBitch):
Chris McLean: *Sees a reddit post about how the TD fandom views certain characters*
Chris McLean: *Sees himself in the category of "Has a few defenders but the fandom dislikes them"*
Chris McLean: What?!? How is this possible!?!! I'm the original host of Total Drama!!!
Edward: Well, people dislike you because you're just not that good to them anymore.
Chris McLean: Soooo, does that mean everybody hates me?
Edward: Well, I ain't saying you're everybody's favorite either.
Everybody: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Chris McLean rn:
"I don't like where this is going....."
when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character
Stupid Memes About TDUM (My Crossover Fic):
(Will contain spoilers for the episodes)
Introducing our friendly neighborhood host's (and Josh)
Part 1 : Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Justin, Katie, Tyler, Cody, Beth, Sadie, Courtney.
Part 2 : Harold, Trent, Bridgette, Lindsay, DJ, Izzy, Geoff, Leshawna, Duncan, Heather.
Part 3 : Gwen, Owen, Sierra, Alejandro.
Part 4 : Chris McLean, Chef Hatchet, Blaineley, Josh, Don.
Part 5 : Staci, Dakota, B, Dawn, Sam, Scott, Lightning.
Part 6 : Brick, Anne Maria, Mike, Jo, Zoey, Cameron.
Part 7 : Amy, Sammy, Rodney, Topher, Scarlett, Max, Jasmine.
Part 8 : Beardo, Leonard, Ella, Dave, Sugar, Sky, Shawn.
Chris: What makes you think I'm flirting with you?
Chef: Why are you naked on my bed?
Chris: Don't try to change the subject.
Chris did smth with a plant and I will never be the same after learning that fact again
Wait, wait..hear me out..total drama x the great comet of 1812 AU…
Natasha-Lindsay
Sonya-Gwen or Bridgette
Pierre-Trent
Helene-Heather
Dolokhov-Noah or Duncan
Mary-Ezekiel??noah??
Balaga-Izzy
Andrey-??
Prince bolkonsky-Chris
Marya-Blainley
Anatole- Alejandro
Gender and Sexuality hcs I have for Total drama Gen 1 characters (Part 1):
Chris: Trans male: He/him: Gay
Chef: Genderfluid: He/she/they: Bisexual (No lean)
Alejandro: Trans male: He/Him: bi-curious
Sierra: Trans female: She/They: Either unlabeled or just straight idfk man :((((
Heather: Trans female: She/Her: Closeted Bisexual
Courtney: Cis female: She/Her: Bisexual (no lean)
Cody: Trans-Masc Nonbinary: He/They: Pansexual
Noah: Trans male: He/Him: Bisexual (with a male lean)
Owen: Cis male: He/Him: Disastrous Bisexual (no lean) (also same Owen,,, same.)
Tyler: Trans Male: He/Him: Questioning
Trent: Trans Male: He/They: Bisexual (no lean)
Justin: Trans male: He/Him: Pansexual
Duncan: Nor/Mal (Jk, Trans male: He/Him): Bisexual and homophobic. (He'd probably make fun of people who are in the LGBT community, even though he's probably in it. ✋😐)
Izzy: Genderfluid: Any pronouns + neos: Lesbian
