Chris Barrie - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

Reblogging to say, this man. This man right here. This is the man that I immediately thought of when I heard that line.
Sitting outside my daughters ballet lesson, and this woman just said, "it's better to be an old man's darling than a young man's slave." And honestly I felt that right down to my fucking toes.
He is wearing a short sleeved shirt and now I am obsessed with his arms.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!




Why do I allways simp dead people???

It's not the only dream I've had, but its the only person I've dreamed about.
Kinda crazy that the only sex dream I've ever had was about arnold j rimmer
Non-fans may think the theme song makes no sense, but after watching it I do actually want to lie shipwrecked and comatose, drinking fresh mango juice.
Because of ... reasons.


@oneremainingbraincell THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TORMENT ME!
The Squad!
Just been watching "Can't smeg, won't smeg" and I just want to state just a few things I really enjoy.
1: The Cat. I just love how they don't force him into a role that does not fit his character so instead they just swap him out for Duane.
2: The cuts to Kochanski. I know this isn't a big thing but I just find it funny how there is the occasional cut just to her either laughing or looking on at the scene with terror.
3: The teams. It's hilarous to me the idea that Kryten and Lister are unsuccessful in their attempts at cooking and make an absolute mess, meanwhile Rimmer and Duane are (more) successful. I also think that how Duane ane Rimmer interact is one of my favourite things, they both just wreck havoc in the kitchen and are just insane. When Duane took the rice from Ainsley Harriott while Rimmer distracted him, aswell as just Duane going haywire while cutting a cucumber.
4: Lister being a menace. He was just eating everything, but I mean, I don't blame him I would probably eat lots of the food too. When he throws the chicken at Ainsley. It's great.
5: The final dish. The presentation on Lister and Krytens dish, looked like a deserted islands.
6: The dance moves. Majestic.
7: Duane and Rimmer. I thought I needed to go into more detail about them. I love the dynamic, eventhough you think nobody could ever seem to get along with Rimmer, Duane does quite well. He has fun being annoying and messing around. The way that after Duane was crazily cutting the cucumber, Rimmer grabbed him while he was holding the knife and we just saw a shot of Rimmer holding Duanes hand with the knife. I would love to see a return of Duane and more of him and Rimmer just because I want to see whether they would continue having the characters get along or change it for the show.
I know this isn't my usual post but I just really enjoy it, I now feel an urge to make an edit of it.
Hello. Another text post.
Recently me and my siblings have been watching through 'Brittas Empire' we are currently up to series 3. But although he is incredibly annoying, Brittas is still my favourite character, but for entirely different reasons to Rimmer being my favourite from 'Red Dwarf'.
The thing about Brittas is that he is annoying, but not because he means to. He doesn't realise that others dislike the way he is and has what he feels is best at heart. While Rimmer is just stubborn and thinks with himself at heart. Both are difficult to be around, but Brittas does not mean to be. Rimmer knows that he annoys people and still expects people to like him.
Brittas is my favourite because he is just trying to think of what is best, and he is a good person who just goes about things the wrong way and doesn't realise. He belives that he is nice and he does the best he could.
Meanwhile Rimmer is my favourite because, he is on one hand a self-preserving coward who values his life over others, but he also hates himself. We know this from the many looks into his mind, that although he puts on an act of loving himself and pretending he is a charming and amazing person, while in reality these traits of him are long gone and a feeling of self loathing has taken over. That is why he is my favourite.
As you can see, they although at first look seem very similar they are quite different.
I think i might begin to make more text posts because I enjoy hearing peoples opinions on things I enjoy. See if I agree or disagree. Have a nice day/night if you read this far.
@clippedionianvowels , it may not be a fanfiction but I just thought you might enjoy.
2 times in 1 day. I must not have a life.
As it is the favourite episode, have an edit. You deserve it.
Happy days.