Christian X Satine - Tumblr Posts
So i just watched moulin Rouge two nights agoπππ... think I might be dead.π±π±π±
Thought I loved ewan before this, but my heart has been stolenππ. His voice is so angelic. I actually cried so many times. π like I am not okay.

Literally me the past two days ^
I can't stop listening to the songs.π I mean the movie was great but...Ewan...omg.π₯΅ this man literally is older than my dad and I'm frothing at the mouth. π€ π€ π€ π€

I actually just watched this scene yesterday! I haven't seen the play so I'm going off the movie. My opinion is option A. Before Christian starts singing, he is reciting the lyrics which means that he didn't make it up on the spot. Now, I don't think he was necessarily prepared to start singing. That part was spontaneous. Otherwise, he would have began by singing instead of spoken word. What do you guys think?
okay real talk do we think when christian performs your song for satine is it a) the poem/song he had prepared to audition for her or b) he was so inspired by seeing her that he abandoned the previously prepared material and came up with this on the spot
Okay, I'm taking a break from the movie and gonna share my ramblings thus far. Spoilers ahead!
The Moulin Rouge establishing number really is fun! It's just a headache when you're trying to tally screentime. I like Zidler singing and dancing.
The patrons singing "Smells Like Teen Spirit" was awesome. Gave me chills.
Toulouse has my heart! I feel like he's edited to be shorter or something though. Something feels uncanny when watching him. Idk.
Nicole Kidman's singing doesn't do it for me. It's much to soft and she's consistently drowned out by others or the background music.
"Spectacular Spectacular" sequence was really fun.
Satine abruptly trilling and saying "I feel like dancing" to the Duke got the first laugh from me. That was 30 minutes in.
"Your Song" sequence was magical. I felt transported.
Surely Zidler could tell from his telescope that Satine was unconscious while (from his pov) she was being fucked. He was okay with that. And also with spying on an intimate moment π€’. That made me sad for Satine. Zidler might act like a silly uncle but he's still a pimp at the end of the day.
Hot take: I like the Duke. Why is he the bad guy? Cuz he has a moustache and funny accent we're supposed to understand not to like him? Are we supposed to think he's ugly therefore bad? I think the actor is handsome. He's doing a good job.
Another hot take: why does Christian love Satine? Because she's the most beautiful out of Zidler's sex workers? If Satine was a Diamond Dog instead of the Sparkling Diamond then what would happen? Does he love her because she made him think she loved him and he just couldn't get over it? I'm confused and feel like the movie doesn't want me to think about it.
I could understand Satine loving Christian easier than the reverse. He's innocent, naive, genuine, and handsome. He's the puppy and she's the master. He's completely infatuated with her. Like a puppy, he can't help but want to follow her and shower her with kisses and cuddles. If I were in Satine's place, I would appreciate that sort of blind and gentle worship when I'm sure it's not common amongst her patrons. It's still not enough for me but it makes more sense. Maybe I'll elaborate later.
What is Nini's problem? That smirk she makes behind the Duke after cluing him in to what is happening under his nose made me angry.
The Duke is genuinely trying to woo Satine and keeps getting shut down. Let us see why we shouldn't root for him! Why is Christian the better choice??? How do we know the Duke wouldn't treat Satine the same if he actually got the chance? I actually feel sorry for him because he thinks he has a shot and they're just playing in his face.
Okay, so did anyone else watch "Come What May" and think "oh my god these are their wedding vows!" π I can't begin to describe how precious that gesture is. My heart!
I will agree with Zidler that rewriting the play when the show opens TOMORROW is demanding the impossible.
Satine truly loves Christian. She's not doing this because Zidler owns her, or because her coworkers are depending on her to keep their livelihood. She's doing this for him. I admire her.
I'm sorry but can anyone tell me when in the world a couple would perform the Argentinian's tango? The thought seriously has me cracking up π€£
On a serious note: Thatβ’οΈ scene is viscerally powerful. I mean damn. They didn't hold back. I think I want to talk about that more later.
But while we're on the subject, let's go ahead and address the Duke. There's 36 minutes left in the movie and NOW we see he's not the right choice. 36 minutes! Also, I understand him being angry. He's right. Satine DID make him believe she loved him. She lied to his face for months. He tried to be understanding about her work. He tried to make accommodations. They were betrothed and he trusted that she was being faithful to him and honest when she said wanted him. That is not his fault. She played him and the rug was finally pulled out from under his feet. I think his pain and feelings of betrayal are understandable. Now, how he deals with that pain is not okay. And this is a bit of a parallel between him and Christian. It's not a perfect comparison at all because Christian was lied to for only 5 seconds unlike the Duke. However, I can't help but think about the difference between Christian's response to rejection and the Duke's. If we remember that Satine says her job is literally to make men fall in love with her then I imagine that the Duke's reaction is one she has dealt with far too often...
Moulin Rouge Thoughts
So guys, I've been watching Moulin Rouge, and well, I've been thinking. I've had a lot of thoughts while watching and should've done this earlier. Maybe I'll start doing it for the other Ewan reviews. But I wanted to jot down the things that cross my mind while watching because, oh boy, have things been crossing my mind. I'm just afraid that I'm going to come across as a psychopath at worst, and a dumb dumb at best. I'm trusting that y'all have better insight into this movie since it's so beloved. I only just watched it for the first time recently. Stay tuned...if you dare β οΈ
This is my first poll! Something new I want to start doing before posting the EMSP.
My boy has exactly one braincell and it's all spent on loving Satine. π You can't convince me this man isn't a puppy cosplaying as a human π€ Your honor, may I submit an additional one?
Satine: What do you normally do while I'm gone?
Christian: Wait for you to get back π₯Ί
(SpongeBob reference)




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Another one! Also, I 100% agree with the person who said this is them but reversed π€ like you KNOW that Christian is the one waking Satine in the middle of the night to ask her these questions and she's just used to it by now π

PAIN


i opened my pinterest to this. i had to see it so you do too.