Claps For Egguius - Tumblr Posts

@EVERYONE ! THE EGG HAS HATCHDE! Look at who was inside! 🥳

🥛🤰🏻(<- that's Egguius drinking from his trough to help him lay more eggse!)

To the untrained eye, it may seem Egguius has somply abandoned his young. And while you are partially right, he has, and he doesn't want to ever see Gamzees face ever again, but,

look closer.

Do you see it?...

The nourishment.

Furstly, that green crap on Gamzeez body?

Yeah, that's slime.

What's so special about slime you ask? Whatever, trolls sleep in it and eat it. Bit u see, where did the slime come from?

That's right --

The egg.

Egguius grew 👏 that 👏 slime 👏 in his own smol bean body. His own egg womb produced it, like gsmzee will later produce pies in the oven. He was in a state of intoxication the whole time from his own slime cells, all for this egg! (It's called "Egg Madness" in Alternian culture).

And now let's look at the rest of the nourishment -- milk, faygo, corrn dog.

W

hat's so special about that?

Well first off, the mulk, yes, onciously it is from Egguius. His left beeast--

And the fatgo?

From his right breast! 🤯

Yes! That's right --

Egguius began lactating Faygo just for Fetus Gamzee. 🤱🏻

The cirn dog may seem quite ordinary. But notice it's color...

Blue!? 🤨

That is becayse is from Egguius' flesh!

WOW. Just freaking wow. Motheehood for the win. Way to go Egguius! 🏆 🙌 💪 👏 😎 ✨