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When The House Came Up
Characters: Baby Bitties, Toriel, Coffee, Zalman, Magnar and Arach
(Coffee came from @mks-magical-menagerie and Zalman, Magnar and Arach came from @vex-bittys, if you guys don’t want me to tag you in these stories, please let me know, I don’t want to bother you guys!)
Rated: G
Warning: This is just the dynamics of those whom live in the Bad Bitty household, not much of a story, those will definitely come later.
The house was finally completed officially for the bitties, though the main cast would still have their table to answer questions and receive tokens, there were officially rooms for the other bitty types and everything was to be in full swing. Rooms for all the bitties were filled with a good amount each type, not too much as to overwhelm everyone as everyone was very happy with the set-up.
Toriel Bitties from Queenies to Raggedies and Empresses were set up to live with Murders as those bitties needed others than themselves, though a few Murders were very happy to set up shop in the Horror room where Horror Sans bitties- and more importantly Teeth Papyrus’ and Mumchers- were as the Horrortale bitties were permanent set up in the pantry where they could continually dig into the supply of food.
Killers had the smallest room as there were four Killers and all had their stabilizing Nightmares to keep them from doing something reckless, however the Nightmare and Dream Bitties were given their own room, all bitties coexisting peacefully with little incidents as the main Toriel, Murder, Horror, Nightmare and Killer were referred to as higher powers that were approached when bitties needed advice or help with something.
Of course there was also those that were recruited from the Owner Dotchi to help out in managing the whole of the bitties, some more surprising than others.
There was Coffee- the Swapfell Gold Papyrus Bara - whom was more than happy to just become a jungle gym for the bitties, adult bitties and baby ones alike being able to climb him, though he would likely have a hand cupped under them if they were babies, just in case.
Coffee also does bring in the literal tons of food that were needed on a continual basis for Horrors, Teeth and Mumchers, also telling stories to bitties that were curious of the brother he lost, showing them his medals- and it became a theme where some mornings he would wake up in his room and find the medals with a certain shine on them that he didn't do, and sometimes every week or other he would play records, he was very well-liked by very many bitties and Toriel had claimed her as her ward, so she kept an eye on him during daylight, making sure the bara was eating well and that he wasn’t having anxiety over the new arrivals, whenever that happened Toriel and Coffee’s mate Dotchi made sure to clear the area to make sure he got his space and got back into the right mindset, and if he had no energy to do so he wouldn’t get pressured and would be allowed to go to his room and just take the rest of the day off.
Then there was Arach the Magnificent Mamba, Zalman the Peaceful Chain and Magnar the Stubborn Coral. When the three are not around Dotchi being pampered, filled with affection and showered with glittering and impressively beautiful trinkets they are usually around the baby bitties.
Many of the tiny bitties are very impressed with Arach’s fast reflexes, helping him burn off energy by playing with him, throwing or pulling the lures he has until he kills them- something tiny Murders, Dreams and Nightmares like to do best- or helping him with his shiny scales or praising him- something tiny Tori bitties, especially Empresses, like to do for him-.
Others joke around with Magnar- like Nightmares and Horrors- or give him affection- mostly by Toriel bitties of all kinds- as his tsundere act is not something babies pay attention to, and Zalman is of course the peacekeeper between bitties of all ages, young and old during arguments, keeping Arach from getting too out of hand, and is definitely the one to play more emotionally investing games with, having a much wider range in the home than Magnar and Arach do, which is probably for the best seeing as there might be some clashing from the adults with the lamia bitties they have not grown up with, but things will be subject to change when time passes.
But for now the three lamia bitties guard the baby bitty room, not allowing any strangers past that point, after all the children are theirs so of course anyone who will try to get in without permission will be bitten without remorse.
And of course there is the owner Dotchi whom runs at the front to greet those that come in to see bitties, seeing as the only one who could run the front desk that was large enough and wasn’t anxious was Zalman, she would have to do something about that at some point, but for now it would have to do.
And behind her was a cork-board that had many photos pinned on it, like a group photo of Murder, Toriel, Horror, Nightmare and Killer, as well as a picture of Toriel pulling Murder out of a sink or Killer trying to murder Toriel and Murder, along with many more.
And at the very corner of that had a few names written down of those that had been noticed- you know who you are! And even if you don’t know, I’m likely looking at you anyways and still think you’re awesome anyways!- and those that had mentioned about possibly getting bitties such as chats-little-ladybug and underseriesfan, whose names can be crossed out when they make it clear they don’t want the bitties or come to receive those who are waiting for them.
The Place is Officially and Happily Open.
I was tagged, thought it was sweet and decided to do it... Hope it goes well!
*Calls in every bitty that isn’t directly to be bought out of the shop*
Bitty Questions
These are just some fun questions for people to get to know your bitties!
+Who was your first bitty?
*Three Lamia Bitties show up as on the count of three both pose with the one with the shinest purple scales puts his hand on his chest with stars sparkling around them, the one with the fuzziest coat and red pattern crosses his arms and the golden-fanged larger lamia immediately dabs the hell out of his entrance*
Arach: WHY IT ISSSSS WE, ARACH THE MAGNIFICENT MAMBA, ZALMAN THE PEACFUL CHAIN, AND MAGNAR.
Zalman: … -The sssssssstubborn Coral.
*Magnar made a face at Arach behind his back as Zalman chuckled slightly*
They’ve become better with each other while taking care of the hatchlingsssssss believe it or not.
+Who is the shortest and tallest of your bitties?
Coffee: E-Erm… If we were going by adoptables in g-general that would be me...
*The bara raised a hand before lifting up the happily chirping and grumbling Dietyrus Pele whom he had been giving love and affection with the Harbinger Bitty Leti on his shoulder with Horror*
But Zalman and Nagarada the b-biggest otherwise.
*Said Twister Nagarada waves from beside Coffee, still wearing his duct tape blue ribbon*
Nagarada: And for the smallest? That would have to be Geist.
*A Ghoulrus Bitty peeks from Murder’s hood before shying in as Murder and Toriel chuckle in care for the bitty*
+Any of your bitties need special attention? (Physical or mental)
Toriel: Yes. Killer needs to be near Nightmare a lot or one of us that sibling bonded with him or else there would be dusting...
Murder can’t be left alone with the other Sans bitties too long or he gets agitated, Horror needs to be constantly fed or he would be experiencing starvation symptoms very quickly, Arach and Magnar need to be constantly validated- which they are through the baby bitties- Geist needs low light and little attention to himself, Pele needed the lower half of the shop child-proofed so things don’t fall on him and squish him... And I believe that’s it unless you want to go into our deeper traumas then most everyone here needs the help ^^
+Which bitty/bitties have most in common with you?
Dotchi: All of them have something in common with me someway or another, I would say though I relate to Toriel and Zalman the most at the moment, trying to be helpful, comforting and kind of quiet, though there have been times in my life I was most like Nightmare and Murder, in a dark place seeking validation and help- something that has been coming back more and more unfortunately- and when I was very little I was a lot like Brand the Centaurus and like Arach bursting with energy and life, wanting praise and adoration from a lot of people, but yeah. the only one that I haven't really been is Pele, I don’t think I’ve ever had anyone mistake me for a god and worship me.
*She laughs*
+Any babybones or kid bitties?
Arach: ALL HATCHLINGSSSSS ARE OUR HATCHLINGSSSSSS.....
*The Mamba stated bluntly while all other eyes went to the Horror Bitty, who merely stared blankly back*
Horror: Deme and I haven't even mated yet, we’ll get there, don’t put your clothes in a twist.
*Leti snorted beside him*
+Who’s the most independent?
*There was a silence in the room as they all looked to each other before Zalman, Toriel, Brand and Nagrada raised their hands*
Nagrada: We’re usually taking care of the others, so while we would rather be with everyone else we’re the most independent.
+Now who’s the most clingy towards you?
*Magnar, Arach and Zalman wave their hands while slithering onto the Heartsona that had been pulled into Coffee’s arms with Pele happily resting on top already with Nagrada*
Dotchi: These six are pretty clingy, not that I mind that much, it makes me feel pretty good actually!
+Any bitties get jealous for your attention?
Zalman: Arach and Magnar are bad.... Better since Hatchlings came.
*Zalman asserted*
Leti: The seem to really fight for each other’s attention more than they do for the Mortal.
*Leti pointedly looks at Murder, Toriel, Nightmare, Horror, Killer and Geist*
+Do they all get along pretty well?
Nightmare: Yeah we seem to find a way to be a cohesive unit. Somehow.
+If there are some bitties who fight sometimes/often, who are they?
*Everyone looks pointedly at Killer before Arach and Magnar*
Killer: … i got better.
Magnar: And Ssssssso did Ara and I. No fighting in front of hatchlingssssss.
+Any picky eaters?
Horror: ya kiddin’ us kid? other than killer here who wants the tears of his enemies mixed inta his food we all ain’t picky.
+Do any of them sleep with you?
Murder: Toriel, Nightmare, Killer and I live in a place together and Horror is constantly off with his future mate but the rest of them do.
Coffee: I have my own room, as does Geist so he isn’t overwhelmed, the rest stay with her unless I steal her for a night.
+Who’s the most spoiled?
*Everyone looks around before pointing to Pele, Arach, Magnar and Coffee, Pele, Arach and Magnar being happily pampered in Coffee’s arms by the two of them*
Toriel: We don’t mind it though, Pele, Arach and Magnar were labeled as pretty high-care for affection when Dotchi got them.
And it’s not as if she ignores us, she just spoils the four of them most, when the shop’s not up and running Zalman is always treated well, as are the rest of us to our needs, we handle it like any other big family can!
*She beamed in pride*
+Do any of them have mates?
Horror: i gotta for the future named Deme, and if murder gets off his ass he’ll get tori too.
*He then looks to the others*
coffee and Dotchi are mated and Arach, Magnar and Zalman are basically parents to the baby bitties dunno about the others though, they still need ta be properly introduced to the shop, might find someone there.
+Have any of them not warmed up to you yet?
Dotchi: Nagrada, Leti, Geist and Brand need to spend a little more time with us, but they’re basically brand new and they’re already settling in nice, Pele’s the only one who’s down with the love we’re all giving him right off the bat, though Brand is pretty receptive I have to say.
+Who’s the newest addition to your family?
*Everyone points up*
Tag!: Argh... Um... You guys can just do it if you guys want, I ain’t gonna force anyone into doing this, go ahead- I would love to see what you guys do! :D
Bitty Questions
These are just some fun questions for people to get to know your bitties!
+Who was your first bitty?
+Who is the shortest and tallest of your bitties?
+Any of your bitties need special attention? (Physical or mental)
+Which bitty/bitties have most in common with you?
+Any babybones or kid bitties?
+Who’s the most independent?
+Now who’s the most clingy towards you?
+Any bitties get jealous for your attention?
+Do they all get along pretty well?
+If there are some bitties who fight sometimes/often, who are they?
+Any picky eaters?
+Do any of them sleep with you?
+Who’s the most spoiled?
+Do any of them have mates?
+Have any of them not warmed up to you yet?
+Who’s the newest addition to your family?
Tag: @sirpumpkinlumps @nsfwalphatalelioness @chrysalis-the-centaur-queen @roseclaw123 @unseensilver @selkiesbittybonanza @noragamilover01
Feel free to do this if you’d like~!
New Caretakers and Loved Ones!
Rating: G
The Dietyrus, Harbinger, Centaurus and Ghoulrous came from @mythical-adoptions
And the Twister came from @selkiesbittybonanza
The shop of the bad bitties was abuzz with activity from all the anxious and excited bitties as decorations had been pinned up with a ‘Welcome Home!’ sign hung up thanks to the Nightmares, Dreams and Killers, as shown with the things holding up the colorful sign being small knives and black goo.
Horrors, Teeth and Mumchers had went all out and created a whole snack table which was always being replenished seeing as the Horrors and Teeth bitties kept stealing food back to devour, Raggedies, Queenies and Toriels had made confetti, giving them to the baby bitties whom were being carefully supervised by their lamia parental figures Arach, Magnar and Zalman.
Murder bitties were still in their room as they had created a house for the Ghoulrous bitty to be safe in and so they could visit him often, though Murder had lectured them ahead of time over the phone on not overwhelming the poor thing. Empress bitties were sitting above the chaos, watching silently for anything getting out of hand.
Coffee the Bara waited by the window, having already set up the place for the Twister complete with a Kiddie Pool in his room and a large one behind the front desk for him, a net covering it at the moment to catch bitties that may have climbed up. There was silence before Coffee noticed them.
“ They’re here!” He called, his voice being the loudest anyone had heard, causing everyone to still before Nightmare, Horror, Killer and Deme scrambled onto the desk, Nightmare lashing out a tentacle and wrapping it around the doorknob, yanking it open as there stood Dotchi the Heartsona in her person form, Twister by her side as he had Murder and Toriel on his shoulders, Murder’s hood twitching a little while Dotchi held the Centaurus, the Dietyrus and the Harbinger.
There was a silence before the cheer rose, the baby bitties being levitated carefully by the appeared Murders as the tiny things tossed the confetti to rain down on them before being carefully let back down as Dotchi waited for the cheer to lessen a little.
“ Everyone, let’s welcome the new caretakers of the shop!” She gestured to the Twister, “ Meet Nagrada! He’ll be one of the two new greeters at the desk when people come for adoptions!”
He grinned to the bitties as he slithered forward, Toriel hopping from his shoulder onto the desk to meet the others again while Murder merely winked out of sight to the Murder bitty room, the Chain Zalman with the Mamba Arach and the Coral Magnar slither forward as well, greeting one another before he is immediately pounced on by baby bitties.
They were very used to climbing all over their parental figures without getting hurt as they asked him about the shop he came from and about his blue ribbon, learning about the Rubber Duckie contest and demanding he show them as they followed him to the Kiddie Pool with Magnar following to make sure that there was a second pair of eyes on the tiny bitties.
“ This is the third greeter, Brand!” Dotchi made sure the Centaurus had enough distance to hop from her arms onto the desk as Horror and him made eye contact. There was the smallest pause before Brand gave a blinding smile and introduced himself, Zalman also going to say hello as well to his fellow guide, Toriel and Raggedy bitties hearing Brand rattling off facts about his old shop and they immediately flooded the desk to talk to him and share their own facts of everything they could, Brand looked happy to share and speak to those of like-minds and with the Dreams joining, those of similar energy.
“ Geist has been kidnapped by Murder so if you will respectfully not crowd the little bitty you are allowed to go and see him.” Dotchi pointed out as Murder bitties popped out of the room with a couple of curious Queenies to meet the Ghoulrus bitty.
“ This is Pele and his brother Leti.” She set down the last of the bitties, a large Dietyrus and his Harbinger, Mumchers immediately making their way first, offering foods in offering to Pele, immediately showering the larger bitty with affection and love as Teeth bitties made their way over as well, admiring their larger counterpart with a few surrounding Leti along with Horrors and inviting him to come with them and have something to eat, all the newest bitties fitting in like puzzle pieces into the shop.