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*gives you snowflake ornaments for the tree* Is it snowing where you bitties are?

*Murder takes the snowflake ornaments with Toriel gasping softly at how pretty they were and how they sparkled, Murder hanging them up as he answers* 

Murder: it wouldn’t be snowing here if it weren’t for deme, apparently she knows an ethereal asgore, a bitty sky god, and called in a few favors so that we have snow in this neighborhood, every other place is just raining. 

All I Want For Christmas is You

Pairing:Bitty Murder!Sans/Bitty Classic!Toriel 

Rated: T

Warning: That it’s a songfic, and it’s a Crack version of Soriel.

Specifically with this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQrN9ba8qEM 

(This oneshot is not part of the main fic they belong to, So if you’re still here, Enjoy!)

Murder found himself standing on a small stage, the stage that had been created for the wrecked Christmas Party, facing the microphone as it looked over an empty room. 

He was alone. 

Utterly Alone.

Murder looked around, feeling a sick feeling churning in his gut. 

“ BROTHER.”

He jolted and looked to see his brother Papyrus by the microphone, a specter of a skull clad in a scarf and gloves as his gloves touched the stand holding the microphone, the sick feeling of being alone vanishing even if he felt something in his skull fracturing, he ignored it, pulling his left hand out of his pocket, keeping the other one rooted as he grinned.

“ hey bro, i haven’t seen you around, you’ve been real... distal lately.” He teased as he wagged his distal phalange as if to scold his brother for not coming around, specter Papyrus merely rolling his glowing red eyes.

“ THAT MAY BE, BUT YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ALONE WHILE I HAVE BEEN GONE, YOU HAVE BEEN TRYING TO ROMANCE TORIEL!” 

Murder nearly choked as he pulled his hood further over his head, “ that’s idiotic!” 

“ SANS, PLEASE, I AM NOT STUPID. SO I WENT TO BRUSH OF MY DATING MANUAL AND YOU HAVE BEEN DOING THIS ALL WRONG!” 

Murder groaned softly and shook his head, “ c’mon bro...” 

“ NO SANS, IT STATES CLEARLY THAT YOU HAVE TO DO A BIG ROMANTIC GESTURE TO LET HER KNOW YOUR FEELINGS ARE TRUE, AND WE ARE HERE AREN’T WE?” 

“ but she’s not here bro-” 

“ DETAILS DETAILS! YOU MUST PRACTICE FIRST ANYWAYS BEFORE YOU TRY TO DO THE GESTURE, AS YOU DO NOT HAVE THE FINELY TUNED SKILLS SOMEONE SUCH AS THE GREAT PAPYRUS DOES TO PULL IT OFF FIRST TRY!” 

“ heh, you got me bro, i could never be as cool as you.” Murder chuckled before he found himself being shoved forward to the microphone, stumbling before he grabbed the stand, looking back at Papyrus with wide eyes before to the empty room. 

It was just the two of them. 

He would be fine. 

He faced the microphone before the empty room, starting to sing lowly, 

“ I don’t want a lot for Christmas, 

There is just one thing I need-” 

Murder froze when he heard the piano on stage being played, looking over his shoulder and seeing Nightmare was there, feeling his blue and red magic flare, but Papyrus merely gave him an annoyed look and motioned for him to continue singing as he watched Horror appear behind the drums and Killer appear with a wreath of bells to shake. 

He immediately turned from them, flushing a deep purple as he continued to sing as Papyrus urged him, 

“- I don’t care about the Presents, 

Underneath the Christmas Tree... 

I just want you for my Own, 

More than you could ever know... 

Make my wish Come True, 

All I want for Christmas...”

The piano seemed to stop for him, there being a small and tense silence as the players readied behind him, 

“ Is... You!”

He howled into the microphone as the music from the other three blasted with the release of the last word, absolutely filling the room with music as his eyelights lit like a fire under his hood, 

“ Oh Baby! 

I won’t ask for much this Christmas,

I won’t even wish for snow-!”

“ And I~” Nightmare and Horror sang along as Killer merely shook the bells to create continual noise, Murder noticing slakes starting to drift down on them as if for dramatic affect. 

“ I just wanna keep on waiting, 

Underneath the Mistletoe! 

I won’t make a list and send it- 

To the North Pole for the Saint Nick...” 

“ And I~” 

“ I won’t even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click,

I just want you here tonight, 

Holding onto me so tight, 

What more can I do? 

All I want for Christmas is you...” He started booming on the last sentence before hushing on the last word, his eyelights disappearing as Horror stopped and Nightmare continued to play, but this time softly,

“ None of the lists are shining brightly anywhere... 

And the sound of Children’s crying fills the air... 

And no one is singing... 

I don’t hear sleigh bells ringing-” 

He gripped the stand tighter than ever and screamed into the mic as the music raised behind him, 

“ Santa won’t you bring me the one I really need?! 

Won’t you please bring my baby to me!”

The music then boomed as Murder noticed movement in the doorway, feeling another shift inside himself as he watched the movement with his returned and bright eyelights.

“ I don’t want a lot for Christmas! 

This is all I’m askin’ for! 

I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door!” 

He saw it was Toriel and directed all of himself to her, 

“ I just want you for my own! 

More than you could ever know! 

All I want for Christmas...” 

He ceased for only a moment with the music as all three of his fellow adoptees in the background seemed to know exactly what to do for this song, somehow as Tori approached, her eyes fixed on him.

“ Is... You!!” 

“ All I want for Christmas is you baby!” Chanted Horror and Nightmare in the Background before he joined them for the last one, the music ceasing as Murder stood there, panting even though he had no lungs to be winded with, knowing it was because her eyes were on him rather than any real effort. 

He heard his brother give a small cackle and he was shoved off the stage, stumbling before falling into her arms and she held him bridal style to her, his whole skull turning purple. 

“ Murder... Why didn’t you tell me?” She whispered with wide eyes. 

“ uh... too much work?” He offered up weakly, not knowing what to say before she pressed a warm kiss to his skull, him feeling his soul nearly screaming in his chest to kiss her back, her forehead pushing against his.

“ Merry Christmas Murder.” 

“ merry christmas tori.” he muttered. 

“ I’m glad you enjoyed the gift, I doubt you’ll ever get it again.” 

“ huh?” 

GASP!

Murder sat up gasping for air as he panted in his bed of a sunflower, looking to the sunlight streaming through the window as he then let out a string of cuss words for a certain Nightmare Bitty on Christmas Morning.

What's your owner's name?

Nightmare: hobo? 

Killer: needless waste of space? 

Murder: emotional abuser? 

Horror: f*er that needs to learn what starvation is like? 

Toriel: Owner? 

Why does the owner want evil bitties so badly?

Murder: why do some people want anti-social and hateful dogs? 

i guess they wanted us because we are aggressive and violent, and could scare people with our abilites and hatred. congrats to them i guess, until recently we haven’t all been on the best of terms with one another and people never visit their home, though I think that says more to them than it does us. 

Hi bitties! You guys are awesome!

*Almost all the bitties buzz at being addressed directly by someone they recognize as Murder starts with a grin*

Murder: heh, thanks kid. 

*Toriel giggles and waves*

Toriel: You are awesome too! 

Horror: nice to see ya around here.

*Killer and Nightmare merely lounge with grins*

Killer and Nightmare: yeah, we are pretty awesome

Murder and Tori sitting in a tree... K I S S I N G! *runs away*

*Murder pulls his hood over his head, blushing bright purple, being the only one to hear that being Toriel, Horror and Deme were off to show Horror what his Christmas Sweater from the 11th chapter meant*

Murder: yeah you better run! 

Why don't you tell someone that the owner is horrible? Aren't there laws protecting bitties?

*The bitties enter their room after having bid goodbye to Deme, Flames and Void* 

Murder: this may surprise you, but bitties are a pretty new species, and it was only within the past decade we have been seeing any real regulations on us. 

Nightmare: before you were allowed to do anything but kill bitties, which allowed horrific experimentation on bitties, which is how it was found that Classic bitties could change into alternates. 

Killer: along with stuff like how long on average it takes for a bitty to drown, who is more mentally strong than others when it comes to manipulation, who is more dependent on others and what happens to them when they are taken out of the ring of social circles, what would happen if the bitties are forced in a cage with a bitty in heat and what children would be derived from it…

Horror: lots of stuff, and while the laws have risen as well as the human’s protectiveness on us, there is still plenty who would turn a blind eye on us because ‘they’re monsters, they can handle it’, so we would need proof. 

Toriel: We’re hopefully getting help for that soon with Stellini.

Stellini was once a bitty in a lab himself and he has been a strong advocator in bitty rights ever since, him and his group have been basically the mascots on the cruelty of labs since they escaped and told the public about it. 

How was the horror movies?! :o who got scared the most during it? xp ( Well funny enough i do ship the lifeafterdeath ship after finding rerink actually made art of that ship and did ship afterdeath so but in general i think the soriel ship is cute. >.> i just don't like the hate i see sometimes for peeps who ship things so i try to keep my opinion on em neutral. Never liked the hate some ships get considering i more so support the person in what they are happy doing. )

*You are greeted warmly by the bitties, happy to see a familiar face*

Murder: well we watched after void went to bed, so flames was the most… disturbed I would say? wasn’t really scared, but he did look pretty unnerved, so let’s say that counts since Killer was laughing almost the whole time with Nightmare, Horror and me being pretty immersed in ‘em. 

(Good Choice on keeping neutral, some people are very defensive on ships, it’s just when I throw myself at something I do it wholeheartedly and I am pretty much the fan people fear: The Shipper. 

I would say I’m ashamed but I have come up with some good stories thinking of ways crack ships could meet and fall for each other, so I don’t regret much, but I am ashamed by my peers which have given such a bad rep hating on everything they don’t like and harassing others, it’s just… bleh.

Support is always good, good job!)

What's the bitties favorite memories?

Murder: the first time i made tori laugh.

Toriel: When I woke up one night from a horrid nightmare and Murder was there to comfort me while I was upset, and I have no specific favorite from my time in the adoption center, those are all warm memories.

Horror: meetin’ deme for the first time. it opened up everything for me, and other than that would probably be bedtime story memories i had with my bro Teeth.

Nightmare: a favorite memory? 

*Nightmare blinks, bewildered* 

i guess my first day alive being with my brother and learning about the world. 

Killer: my first kill, that was definitely a rush. 

What's the bitties favorite foods?

Horror: well I already answered so you guys go ahead. 

Nightmare: my favorite food is noodles. 

Murder: chips and hot dogs. 

Toriel: Well usually people would think Snail Pie because I am a Toriel bitty, but I actually find myself more enamored with Stellini’s Starry Pasta, he was much better than any other Papyrus bitty I have encountered thus far! 

Killer: candy. i want lollipops.

If the bitties were able to go anywhere, where would it be?

Murder: anywhere other than here. 

Toriel: That’s a really tough question… Hmm… 

*Toriel stared to the ground blankly while trying to think of one, finally looking up with a smile*

I think maybe Ebott City, that would be fun!

Horror: deme’s house permanently.

*Nightmare and Killer looked to him with a ‘Really?’ look* 

i regret nothing. 

Nightmare: killer and i agree with murder, almost anywhere could be better than here. 

What presents would the bitties enjoy?

Killer: something sharp like a glass shard or a bitty dagger, some candy might be appreciated though.  

Toriel: Anything that you put your thought into is cherished by me, though maybe some bitty playing cards or yarn or fabric so I can keep contributing? 

Murder: more drawing materials, i’m runnin’ out of pencil and i’ve been outta red anything for a while, which makes it hard to draw blood and my brother. 

Nightmare: nightmare fuel, or… you know, tori’s right, anything that shows you care at all. 

Horror: food, food, some clothes and more food, no joke. 

Hi! Oh my god I just read your new chapter and it made my day after going thru physical therapy. I actually felt bad for Killer and wonder what's going to happen with the Color bitty? I felt so terrible that the bitties had to leave the party when it wasn't their fault! You got me at the edge of my seat and I can't wait until the next update to see what will happen next! Thank you and good luck! Also !?HOLA BITTIES COMO ESTAS?!

*The heartsona happily glows as the bitties wave to you, allowing the heartsona to speak first*

Dotchi: You’ll see in the next chapter, and you’re right, it wasn’t their fault, not really (My editor was so happy to hear that from someone other than themselves felt that way)! Thank you and good luck in your own endeavors, I am happy to have made your day after physical therapy and hope everything has been going well on that front! 

*Then the heartsona is pushed aside in favor of the bitties*

Toriel: ¿Estamos bien, comos estas? 

Murder: you speak spanish toriel? 

Toriel: There’s a show that has bitties on it named Undernovela, I learned a bit from it.  

Nightmare: that show mostly errors watched that spoke entirely in Spanish and was basically too dramatic for it’s own good? 

Toriel: That’s the one. 

*She smiles warmly remembering nights watching that with others as Nightmare and Killer shake their heads* 

Horror: anyways kid, we’re good, glad you’re feelin’ better from alla this.

Hey Miss Toriel do you wanna know a secret? Somebody gots a crush on mmnnmppphhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

*Murder had used magic to fling a cookie into your mouth, his eyes on fire with magic as Toriel looks over to you in question before to Murder, blinking a couple of times before Murder stuffed his hands in his pockets and rocked back on his feet* 

Murder: tooth be told, buddy, you shouldn’t talk with your mouth full. 

*Toriel gave a small giggle, going back to nomming on her own cookie*

Are you guys excited for the New Year!?

Toriel: Oh Certainly! There will be an event for afterwards where some of the newest bitties are visiting and you can ask them all kinds of questions! I think some may even accept New Years Kisses. 

*She giggles as Killer makes an ‘X’ over himself with his arms*

Nightmare: Who’s on the roster again? 

Toriel: Hmm, we have Stellini coming, as well as Lighter and *Spoilers*

Murder: so the Gaster Blaster Papyrus that gave you your scarf bow, the spoiler-filled character if asked about the future and the actual walking spoiler for the next chapter? well then, that chapter better come out soon, don’t you think Dotchi?

*Murder looks to the Heartsona with sparking eyes as the heart pulses nervously*

Dotchi: I got it! I got it!

Horror and Deme sitting in a tree K I S S I N G!!! * Runs away*

*Murder recognizes you and tries to run after you while Horror blinks a couple of times, his axe across his shoulders with his hands hooked on it* 

Horror: why would it have to be in a tree? i’d kiss her anywhere. 

*He grins and winks his empty eye socket*

What are the courting rituals for Murders and Toriels? I'm asking for a friend.

Murder: uh huh, sure. 

*Toriel giggles as neither answer straight-up, but the Heartsona does* 

Dotchi: Well let’s start with the one that’s more straight forward: Murder Bitties. 

Murders are quick to attach to someone outside of a Sans bitty, so the lines may be blurred from what is protective friendships and over what is a Murder Bitty in courting. 

Murders in courting will immediately move the one they have chosen to their nest or home whereas for friends they usually build them a home close by.

Proximity a big factor- as in friendships Murders will allow breathing room for the friends, allowing them to be alone often to suit their needs unless in a dangerous environment, while for courting they will be practically glued to the one they care about, mostly to test compatibility by testing boundaries. 

If one does not want to be smothered by the constant presence of a Murder, make it clear and try to direct them to a bitty that would be more emotionally available for them. 

They are much more jumpy around those that could potentially threaten their future mate, not really aggressive so much as reactive. 

Toriel Bitties are actually quite passive aggressive in their courting, they will want to take care of you just as she does the others that are in her group, but the difference would be the special touches she puts on the things she makes for you. 

With stitching or knitting you should be able to find a nearly invisible heart if you look hard enough, and you will always find the best slice of pie they make in your possession with a heart-shaped dollop of whipped cream on top, whether you notice it is that shape or not.

They will also try to take root in your life by befriending your friends with whatever techniques they have and become everyone’s go-to mom friend when they have troubles. 

Toriel Bitties are not as clingy as Mumchers though, so she will let you go and do whatever you want to do without following herself, or worrying about you falling for anyone else, if she trusts you with her heart she trusts you to do the right decisions. 

You will never catch me! *keeps on singing* first comes love than comes marriage than comes a baby in a baby carriage! HAHAHA!

*Murder stops running and flings a single bone attack at them as Toriel watches them dodge it as they exited and laughed*

Toriel: Why is Murder being so reactive to such teasing of Horror, Nightmare?

*Nightmare stares blankly after Murder for a moment before he looks to Toriel whom was not present at the start of the teasing, blanching* 

Nightmare: you would think he would get a grip against teasing, i obviously had too much faith in him

XD omg that anon pft

*Murder blanches, thinking of the baby bitty anons and the kiss-teasing anon* 

Murder: which ones? 

How about both of them? :p

*Something inside Murder basically fractures at the thought of them being the same person* 

Murder: oh my gods. 

*He then crouches with his skull in his hands as Toriel pets his head* 

Toriel: Calm down Murder, they aren’t that bad, I personally think their teasing is a little adorable!

Horror: heh, despite your lack of skin they seem to get under it a lot. 

*Killer, Horror and Nightmare snicker*