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Things my Bio professor has said within the first three weeks of online classes

- (taking about the blue holes in the Bahamas) “Let’s find out if I should’ve been dissolved by acid or eaten by a Lusca” (a squid/shark hybrid that’s said to live there and prey on unsuspecting swimmers)

- (on a tangent from natural selection) “I don’t really eat salmon sushimi anymore because people say they carry tapeworms, so now I eat tuna. And I really don’t care if I eat too much mercury, I’m past the reproductive age.”

- “Winnie the Pooh will always be my favorite superhero.”

- (watching a documentary) The Narrator: The water looked so clear it was tempting to take your regulator off and start breathing

Professor: Don’t do that, you don’t need a degree in biology to know not to do that

- (still talking about the blue holes) “So scientifically, it’s impossible for anything but bacteria and the occasional invertebrate to live down there, but you never know” *maniacal laugh*

- (taking about the molecular structures of carbon) “I hate teaching this, and it’s really boring, so we’re gonna connect this to fun stuff, like alcohol!” 

- (talking about ethanol (alcohol) and why some people don’t have hangovers) “If you have the fast acting aldehyde dehydrogenase then congrats, you don’t have to suffer like the rest of us.” 

- *absent mindedly singing the hand song from F.R.I.E.N.D.S*

- *quietly to himself* “God, I’m such a dork.”

definetly more to be added

Yallll he looks so fucking good in this pic, it’s giving me too many ideas 😳 Kento with glasses is not something I thought I needed but shiiitt— 😩 I could just slurp him rn