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in books and stuff people always like "I know this place like the back of my hand!!" but does anyone really memorize the backs of their hands? like. if you asked me where the freckles were on my hands I would have ✨not a clue✨. and, really, if you asked me where the secret vault was in the back of my hand I would look away because I have no idea what you're talking abou

when you get to the age where you’re supposed to “know better” it’s like. wow. no one says no cuts no butts no coconuts they just ban me from disney world

ruin your childhood?

nah girl i’m just gonna paint its fingernails black