Crazy Stuff - Tumblr Posts
re: benadryl: that shit WORKS. can’t be itchy if we knock you the fuck out
TRUEST THING IN THE WORLD
what do you mean you never went to the beach or celebrated in your backyard on christmas?????? what do you do in christmas then??????? sit at home???????
DAMNIT i started writing a cute little christmas fic abt anderperry and had all these ideas and then realised that northern-hemisphere people wouldn't have a party outside for christmas. becuase. its the dead of winter. and... and yall don't.... survive outside your homes... you have to eat and talk and stuff....... inside???????? crazy.
eighthdoctor replied to your post:150 million years is not fuckin closely related…
the only mammals we are less closely related to than kangaroos are platypuses and echidnas, altho if you want to have fun with animals that are actually closely related, elephants are most closely related to (50 mya) manatee and… the hyrax, which weigh less than 10 pounds
family photo
and, on the other hand, look at these unrelated animals:
amazing
Maybe in another life, things would be different.
I have one thing to announce that made me today years old:
HOW COME NO ONE TOLD ME THE WHITE AND RED SAUCE TO PASTAS COULD BE MIXED?!
ITS CALLED VODKA SAUCE
VODKA.
SAUCE.
SOMEONE TELL ME IM JUST CRAZY HERE
TTHERES NO WAY
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This took an embarrassingly long time that I’m not willing to admit to
I just wanted to draw them In sweater vests lol, as inspired by @mr-jack-letterman it was never supposed to get this out of hand…
Anyway below the cut is a 28 hour timelapse condensed to 30 seconds for your viewing pleasure
Just ignore the first few seconds lol I initially drew this on a doodle page intending this piece to be just that… oops.