Cyberpunk Takemura - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
How my different V's react to sparing Oda
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Vishnu
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Oda: why.. why haven't you killed me?
Vishnu: thank Takemura and the face fucking he is getting later for me to spare you.
Oda: what :/
Vishnu:....
Takemura: V I am still on the call.
Vishnu whispering: fuck I forgot to end the call
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Vexrin
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Oda: why haven't you killed me?
Vexrin: becuase I owe Takemura for my life. So this is my payment back to him. Otherwise I would have don't something that I would regret.
Oda: and what is that?
Vex: sit on that handsome face of yours and see how long it takes you to pass out.
Oda: ○_○
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Vesper
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Oda: why haven't you killed?
Vesper: Honeslty I don't fucking know? Like shits a giggles, maybe so you have to live in shame the a Nomad kicked your sorry Arasaka ass
Vesper:.....
Oda:...
Kerry: fuck yea there goes my fucking boyfriend, break his back V!
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Valcorian
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Oda: why haven't you killed me?
Valcorian: becuase you most liekly have people waiting for you to come home safely same as I and it also pisses johnny off enough that he might rail me later
Oda: the fuck :/
Johnny: oh your getting a railing later I'll throw you over one V
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Hope you all enjoy
Welcome to NC99 becuase I need to do a parody of B99. Hope you all enjoy.
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Vexrin calling Takemura: well rememebr when you told me not to burn down the hideout.
Takemura closing his eye ready: you burnt down the hideout?
Vexrin shocked: no!, I had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story!
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Vesper to Kerry: I wasn't hurt that badly the doctors said all my bleeding was internal. Th st where the blood is supposed to be.
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Johnny: trust me, it's gonna be fine
Valcorian: really? Becuase you said that about 'just talking to Rogue' Johnny
Johnny: oh!, well its not gonna be fine
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Vesper, Vexrin, Vishnu and Valcioran all about their significant other: I've only have them for a day and a half but if anything happens to (Kerry, Oda, Goro, Johnny) I'm killing everyone in this room and then myself
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Vexrin: Vishnu I screwed up, big time.
Vishnu: Vexrin given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific
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Vesper: what are these?
Vexrin: these Vesper are STDs
Kerry: what are you talking about, buddy?
Vexrin: Save The Dates for Oda's and my wedding.
Everyone: .....
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River: I'm not a thug, I'm police!!
Valcorian: okay, then name one law
River: don't kill people
Valcorian: that's on me, i set the bar too low
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Vishnu: why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it
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Vishnu: and how exactly will you stop me.
Vexrin: we'll call your husband
Vishnu looking shocked and kinda proud of Vexrin
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Oda being picked up by Vishnu: do I weigh anything to you?
Vishnu: no. it's like holding a couple of grapes
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Panam: you need to man up
Vesper: sexist
Panam:.....
Vesper: sorry but I don't see gender, Sir
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Valcorian: IT'S A SUICIDE MISSON!
Johnny: THEN PREPARE FOR DEATH!
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Vexrin: anyways, I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out chooms
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Oda angry and crying: I'm sorry
Vishnu: oh... Sandayu. crying I don't know what to do.
Vishnu starts patting his head: this feels wrong
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River: I need someone to fill line up. Will you be psycho Vishnu?
Vishnu: oh, I love being psycho Vishnu, he says what normal Vishnu's thinking.
*Later*
Vishnu: THIS IS TAKING TO LONG!!
Vishnu: IM GONNA MISS FARMERS MARKET!!
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I'll make some more but enjoy these
Hahaha it needed to be continued :) enjoy after a night of fun
The save file i’ve received is giving me comedic conniptions
Cyberpunk shenanigans
Hope you all enjoy some of these are incorrect quotes, some is B99 others are things my family has said
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Oda: why are you smiling?
Vexrin: what? can't I just smile
Takemura: Adam smasher tripped and fell while fighting Vexrin.
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Vesper: what's a thot?
Johnny: it's a thoughtful person.
*Later*
Kerry passing Vesper a coffee: here you go.
Vesper: thanks Ker, you're such a thot
Kerry spits out his coffee
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Vishnu: are you in love with Oda?
Vexrin sweating:... No
Vishnu: oh is that so lad, then why do you draw O+V in hearts everywhere?
Vexrin: Its stands for Overcoming Violence.
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Vesper: hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Takemura: b-bees?
Vesper: HE HAS SELECTED BEES!!!
Takemura: no wait-
Vexrin walking our with a jar of bees
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Johnny: I'm gonna lose my shit
Valcorian: ?!? At the old people?!?
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Oda: why the fuck would you by that?
Vexrin: becuase Oda, it makes me look like I have a nice ass
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Kerry asking about Vesper: Great, but what's his body like on a scale from Vexrin to Vishnu?
Vexrin looking to Vishnu: sorry, mate
Vishnu: what's that lad in the Ten.
Vexrin: sure you are mate, sure you are
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Johnny: fuck I hate people
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Vexrin: why don't you like Oda? I think he's great
Vishnu: he tried to kill us remember?
Vexrin stabbing Vishnu with a plastic spoon: I just tried to kill you, do you hate me now?
Vishnu sighing: Lad..
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Takemura and Valcorian figuring out plans.
Valcorian: I'm pretty quick at maths
Takemura: okay, what's 38 times 76?
Valcorian: 69
Takemura: that wasn't even close
Valcorian: but it was fast
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Vesper: two bros chilling in the hot tub five feet away becuase they're not gay
Kerry: your my boyfriend Vesp
Vesper:...
Kerry: your sitting on my Lap.
Vesper: still..
Kerry: we were just making out
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Vishnu: this food is too hot, I can't eat it.
Takemura without thinking: your too hot yet I still eat you out.
Vishnu:....
Takemura:...
Oda: ONE DINNER, ONE FUCKIMG DINNER IS ALL I WANT!!
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Vesper to Johnny: how much do I look like a fuck boy?
Johnny pointing gun at him: enough
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Vishnu: I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life.
Vexrin on the verge of tears: really?!?
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Valcorian: please don't shoot me for being an inconvenience
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Vishnu: I just talked to Goro, We're waiting on the Op. Everything is cool
Vexrin: did you tell him we slept together twice?
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Vexrin: Oda and I are friends, but if he asked me to fuck him I would.
Oda:what?
Vexrin: what?
Vesper: he said if you asked him to fuck you He would
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Vesper: it was like taking candy from a baby.
Takemura: why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place.
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Vexrin frustrated: can't you guys at least try and see this from my point of view?
Johnny laying on the ground: oh the world's so big form down here.
Vishnu crouching down: ok let's try this.
Takemura bending his knees a bit: will this suffice?
Oda leaning doing a little: like this Vex?
Vexrin livid as he points at each do them: fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and fuck me
Japanese poetry, Irish innuendos
Male V x Goro Takemura
Before I start off I myself do not speak Irish even my grandpas are so I don't know if all of this is right as I've been using different translators but I hope you all enjoy
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-system reboot-
-systems loaded-
-systems online-
Welcome back Vishnu Voldemārs
V's eyes shoot open as he gasp for air, eyes shooting around as he tries go push metal off of his body, he pushes some of the rubbish off himself.
"bog tú cairdeach dúr" (move you stupid bastard) he shouts before he drags his body up the small lip of the him. "Where the fuck am I?" Vishnu groans has he drags himself further thought the dump.
He can see and feel the static that is running thought his body having occasional error message pop up on his hud as he crawls more. More glitches pop up as two figure come his way, his vision goes blank for a short while but he can feel everything that's happening.
When he opens his eye next they take a second to for them to focus again, he's being dragged that's all he knows the rest to his senses are shot to hell. He's set up against something and he can see Dexter and the same man from Konpeki plaza.
" Dexter, máthair fucker, tú muc bola" (motherfucker, you filthy swine) Vishnu hisses, he tries to focus his eyes on the two men.
"Heavier then he looks" Dexter pants as he looks to he Arasaka bodyguard, he stand back up and looks over to V as he coughs. "Now listen Dawg, I have done exactly as you asked, so let's you and me figure this-" Vishnu's eye widen as he watches Dexter get shot in the head by the suit, he lets out a huffed laugh.
"greamanna karma cosúil le soith" (Karma bites like a bitch) he says now eyeing the Araska man as he walks over to him. V can feel bloods dripping down from his nose and all the dirt and junk that was tangled in his hair, all he wanted at this point was for a shower, although he doubted that would be any time soon.
" Arasaka-sama, I've found your father's killer" the man's bright red and orange optics meet with green and orange ones. "It's him, I have no doubt" Vishnu can feel himself slowly losing consciousness. " argh! Fuck!" V shouts as moves a little only to have his rips cause him more pain. The Japanese mans eyes shoot back over to him as he raises his had and slaps Vishnu across the face. "Quite!"
V's flicker as he wakes back up to see he's sitting in a car. "Where am I?, who ar you" he moans out accent thick as ever but pain riddling his body. The other Araska man's eyes flicker blue twice, V can feel The car move and each bump makes his body feel as if it's on fire.
" You smile like shit" makes Vishnu laugh lightly.
" ní raibh sé ag iarraidh deireadh a chur le líonadh talún" (wasn't trying to end up in land fill) He lets out another gasp as talking shoots more pain thought his body, v closes his eyes again to try and stop the light from hurting his eyes.
"You hear me? I need your help!" Vishnu shoots awake again eyes looking everywhere before landing on the man drinking the car. He leans and grabs an airhypo that he hand to V. Vishnu shoves it against the skin of neck, he injects it and let's out a muffled cry of pain as it eases and numbs his body.
Pulling the airhypo, it dropped to the ground as his senses come back to him. That's when a motobike comes right up beside him. "Droch chrích ort"(bad endings apon you) V huffs and he can hear the man driving yell about them. Another comes up the other side with a blade. "Bad ending indeed" V growls as on of the bikes flip over the car, Vishnu shouts another profanity as he eyes the two bikes in front of them. His eyes widen as he has a gun placed in his hands, He takes deep breath as he loads the gun and aims up one of the rider.
" may fortune and luckbe on my side as the lady of death comes to my aid" he unloads the bullets into one go the riders and hears his driver yell, the other come down to his side. He gets to that the bike out by raming it and V does his best to hold on as they skid across the road. Vishnu takes another deep breath before taking shots at the rider now chasing them.
"piss as bréan amháin" (piss off foul one) he yell as he shoots the tire of the bike. "This booster will not last long" the japanese man says as he tries to turn the vehicle, Vishnu's eyes widen as he sees another rider. "Lady of death guide my hand, give the a swift death" he prays lightly. "Shoot him!" "By the Gods!" V yells unloading as many clips into the guy as he could, he dodges the blades to the best of his abilities before the gun flips over to the car. Vishnu looks for him before firing more bullets at him.
"Fucker isn't dying!!" He yells to the driver as the drive down him. Both trying to avoid the blades and keep on the road. The man with he blades is rolling around the hood of the car as V tries to shoot him.
"Traitor!" And more shouting is heard for the man who was ripped to shreds. "Burn in hell!" His driver yell aiming up the bill board and sending it.
The next time Vishnu is awake he had just been pulled for the vehicle. "Don't you dare faint again" V aims the gun at the guy pinned to the billboard sign.
"Rest in the arms of your gods" he pulls the trigger only to have the gun pulled from his hands.
"We both could use medical attention, do you know a ripperdoc who you can trust?" But of them were hurt that much V could tell but did he really want to take a Saka man back to Viks, the pain in his body said yes so his mind was made up.
"I.. I know someone" "We must get to ripperdoc, quickly" the pain in the other man voice was clear "Vik will fix us up" V could feel himself ready to faint again as he calls up Delamain.
"Greetings, my scanners indicate you are outside the service area"
"Del... lad just come up us up, we need to get to Misty's Esoterica.. fount of Vik's..."
"What are you doing?! Hey!"
Welcome to my reactions to cyberpunk characters when I first got the game.
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Johnny Silverhand
Me only every seeing the one cyberpunk trailer: I bet we are gonna have to fight Johnyn at the end of the game I bet he's the last boss.
My V getting threatened by Johnny: haha jokes on you now I'm horny.
Me meeting johnny in game: look at this sad Rockerboy who just wants to fuck.
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Takemura Goro
Me hiding with Jackie: quite man we will get found!
Goro walking on screen wirh bright red terminator eyes.
Me: fuck he's just my type.
-later-
Goro slapping V across the face: Quite!
Me: yes sir, as daddy pleases.
-later-
Me: gods I just want to take you on a date and let you have some real food, do you like want to come and stay in my apartment goro? Cans I please give you a kiss.
Me at end game: fuck it sorry guys I'm goignwirh Arasaka to please my man.
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Jackie welles
Me meeting Jackie: I love you so much you are my world.
Me: if anything happens to Jackie I'm going ape shit.
Me watch misty and Jackie: gods I love you both so much look at you go, I'm so proud of both of you.
Me crying: HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO ME!! TO JAKCIE. IM GOIGN TO RIOT!!
Me softly crying about looking Jackie: I miss you man.
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Kerry Eurodyne
Me meeting Kerry in Johnnys opening : look at this sweet rocker babe he's hot, rip I most likely can't romance him he's probably really old.
Me breaks into Kerry's house with Johnny: hahaha this so fun so who's house is this?
Me meeting older Kerry ○w○: oh pretty older man still bet I can't romance him just like all the others ;-;
Me helps Kerry with jobs and goes to his show: ;-; I'm so proud of this man like fuck I don't care if I can do anything else.
Me goes on boat with Kerry: Yoooo wait I can romance him?!?!?!?? FUCK YEA!!!! I LOVE YOU KERRY
Me at the end: I just want to see my husband ;-; ring ring. "Hey babe"
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Viktor Vector
Me: Vik is my dad :)
Me now: Vik is daddy :)
Me: let me romance dilf doc man!!
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Oda sandayu
Me: Who's this asshole, Goro don't let him talk to you like that beat his ass.
Me meeting him in full armor: fuck me please, like what do I have to do for you man?.
Me later: :) good to see you are still alive handsome.
Me now: if I don't get Oda content I will die
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Hanako Arasaka
Me meeting her: 😍😍 please my lady do as you please I'm at your service.
Me: why do I have to fall for an Arasaka?
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Bryce Mosley
Me: I'm gonna beat his ass senseless
Him give a me facts and helps me: oh well you could always fuck me instead.
Me now missing him: Bryce please call me back
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Dum dum.
Me: you scare me man
Me now: :) hey want to hang out I think our cool and I wanna be friends!!
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I'll make. A part two at some point
Ibkniw I haven't updated my stories in a bit I'm really sorry and yes I will be updating both mantis blades, japanses poetry, and making Hanako x Oc fic along with some other bits and pieces.
Enjoy some things my family has said but as Cyberpunk characters
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It is 9 am and I'm the first one up time for me to blare Crazy Frog to wake everyone up - Johnny Silverhand
You can't just call strippers, Prostitutes it's a different Profession!!!- V to Johnny most likely.
If you don't know how to use it just improvise that's how we got this far - Johnny Silverhand
If I go missing don't look for me, I want to be featured on the next run of Buzzfeed unsolved. -Kerry Eurodyne
("Don't talk shit about smash mouth that is a classic peice of art." -V
"It's a fucking meme about shrek!" - Johnny )
Oh new shit, I want that- people about Samurai merch
It's pay day today fuckers, I get 200 eddies for sitting watch concrete dry- Jackie welles
Where the fuck have you been, *starts crying* Are you going to leave me?- V to Takemura
If you put raisins in those cookies with the choclate chip I'm leaving you- Takemura to V
I'm going fucking feral and your coming down this rabbit hole with me- dum dum
If you haven't had a pumped up kicks moment are you even living- Johnny Silverhand
Oh V... can I have my glock, 1911 and some ammo - Johnny Silverhand
Please don't tell me you went on a non safe porn site, that's how you get virus. Use protection everywhere, a condom could save your life- Bryce Mosley to V
Please do not point the hun at me I'm not lossing another earring becuase you accident pulled the trigger- Jackie to V
If you keep living like this I'm leaving you- Oda Sandayu
Noooo.. let me keep the Orbez pool it can be used to trap drunkards- Kerry Eurodyne
If your not here to fuck me up then you can fuck off- V
Call my mum a milf one more time and your not gonna live to be a dilf- Jackie Welles
No, no! Your using the bandage all wrong! - Viktor vector
Do not touch my nips you pervert the titty squeeze is revered for my Girlfriend- Jackie welles
Dear Cyberpunk fans I have a big treat for you from Ao3 I DID NOT MAKE THEM BUT I WISH TO SHARE.
Lavendermilkandhoney is the one who made this.
and they also have a Viktor one please go and check them out and give them love these audios are amazing
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29229432
God's thus hits the vibes.
It's like which fandom and then scrolling thought the character selection and right now I can't pick between Sandayu Oda and Goro Takemura
me, mentally flipping through the various daydream universes i’ve crafted up like records in a crate: hmm, which fantasy shall i indulge in tonight?
Thank you for the Oda headcanons I love them :00
Haha anytime I have a few others which work into my Oda fic I've been making so here's a few others ^^.
1. Oda has a white tiger tattoo on his back with tiger lilys around it.
2. His eyes are real and not cybernetic and he really like that they make him look intimidating
3. Oda enjoys wearing button up shirts over turtle necks becuase turtle necks get stuck in his cybentics to easily.
4. He can't so sweets but he loves spicy and hot food along with sour candy.
He will be eating the hottest curry and noodles possible, his nose will be runny and his face flushed but he won't stop eating them.
Sour candy he will keep a straight face while eating it even if it's burning the top of his mouth.
5. Oda has a motobike but barely rides It. He will take it for a spin when ever he is back at home and has free time.
6. He's originally left handed with writing but his right hand is his dominant with fighting. It's very hard to see but Goro knows.
7. He's originally from the Chiba-11, same as Goro. I believe Goro was the one who found him and my big reason behind why he doesn't like V is he she's alot of his childhood in them.
He would steal to live: food, money and clothing. One day he pickpocket the wrong man (Goro). In the end they had a fist to fist fight and he got two good hits on the Arasaka guard. This is what sparks Goro into taking him in and training.
8. Goro personally trained Oda by Himself after work each day. They would practice and train until Oda was bruised and sore. That's what sparked him to strive to be better and better.
9. Oda was put into spiecal training after 3 years of training with Goro, Takemura was his sponsor for events which eventually lead him into Arasaka training where he was picked to be trained once again by Goro to be Hanako's Guard.
10. Oda had met Hanako once before he had become her guard which was when was being picked to Arasaka training. She has snuck out and dressed up so she could talk with the people who were being picked.
Bonus
11. Oda was the youngest of the group to be picked for being put thought Arasakas training regiment and was the only one to finishing the full thing. Many others were twice his age and plus. He pushed himself past limits that others couldn't for the fact he was able to do what was asked of him.
For those who have been reading Mantis blades (reboot) on Ao3 enjoy this little thing which may have spoilers for chapter 5 once it's finished
Hey everyone I've decided im gonna do charcater match ups, mind you I've never done them before but I'd really like too. So here's some of the fandoms I'm happy to do character matches for. Please state which one you wish to do.
The Bad batch
All of the boys
Clone wars
All named Clones
Mortal kombat
All characters
Cyberpunk 2077
Romance charcaters
Arasksa members
Storyline main characters
Pretty my any characters from these fandoms.
The basics you need is height, Gender, sexuality(if you feel comfortable), and any other info you want on that and then a little summary of yourself.
Also your more then welcome to do this as an anon so don't feel pressured to use your account.